cheese in the hamptons

Simon is NOT peeing! I love the contrast in the girls convo and Jonathan and Simon bickering about not pulling over to go potty hahaha poor simon :( OMG I would never go skinnydipping with my coworkers AWKWARD "OMG the girls are nude" LOL oh Simon. EW wet weave in the ocean GA-ROSS. ok I need to see Summer's dad again, he looks super familiar! These passerbys are not cute. no. I love that house in the Hamptons, looks so relaxing. I don't like how Jonathan keeps saying how he is "letting" these girls into his world. Obvs I don't know their family backrounds but its way too arrogant and you know what they say, if you have to brag, you really don't have it. I want a "Hamptons preppy white guy" YES a freakishly tall one. oh cute kinis! Kelly is quite overdressed. Even with the blurred face, I think I like the dude in the green shirt. I like Lauren's hair straight rather than tousled curly. I wouldn't automatically think Kelly stole them, I would quietly go inside to see if she left them there. "I'm going to get some cheese" QUOTE of the night! abusing Simon with cheese HAHAHA Is that Kelly's new song? obvs I kind of like it. WOW Jonathan hammered kind of scares me. I would ask where Ryan's friend in the green tee is. He looks gay right?! Maybe, its all good. Wow makeout was kind of quick and now they're going home. Summer is "gettin it in" Omg he is SO skinny! I wouldn't bone him. I love how Jonathan says "Oh the white guy!" hahaha walk of shame for sure.