happy birthday HO-SE

I agree that Ang shouldn't have to tell HO-SE anything because they really aren't dating seriously UNTIL we find out that Ang has been telling him not to get with other girls so there ya go. I see what Sam and the rest are talking about how she plays both sides/doesn't tell the whole story. It seems as long as she looks okay or neutral, she thinks it will all work out fine. EWWWWWWWWWWWW "mike's children, my children, snooki juice" thats gross!! I'd rather go get a hotel room than sleep in the smush room. YUCK. It's weird that Ang is dating this kid but doesn't want to hook up with him at all. Why waste your time?! If you just want to hang out as friends then do that. Mike always comes in to see if everyone is okay haha when someone has an issue Mike comes along to make sure everyone is happy and feels better. awww sanitation. Karma is such a bitch, Ang was so concerned with everyone else having sex last season and now the tables have turned. In the end its no one's business what anyone chooses to do sexually and Snooks is a big hypocrite when all she wanted to do last season was bring random dudes home. Snooks meet kettle babe. I don't diss anyone in who they like because beauty of course is in the eye of the beholder, BUT the girls the boys actually like are total grenades. None of them ever get with super hot girls. There has to be gorgeous girls in Miami but obvs they don't like the jersey shore boys. Oh yay Tom is here. Anyone that likes Jenni has to have some anger issues/serious patience. He's for sure a juicehead and probably unstable. I can't imagine how Jenni's voice will sound in like 10 years, def like the mom on the show "Ma's Roadhouse" How come in this episode Jenni looks pleasantly plump?? She usually looks great and tiny. Tom is really surprised?! When don't these two have drama?!! Where are normal healthy relationships, obvs not in Miami/Jersey Shoahhh Is it just me or does Tom look like someone beat the shit out of him the night before?! ANGELINA, I'M OUTSIDE BRO hahaha yeah ok. omg what made her breakdown and cry?! that was out of nowhere. "the dress is too tight maybe?!" HAHAHAHA yeah I agree t-shirt time is annoying. um BARF Dennis is gross as are all the guys there. WOOF x2893847464 It's random that most of the pretty girls are the ones that Mike gets with. who knew? I don't know if Ron's shirts are getting tighter or if he is just juicin more. OMG pauly is stirring the pot! I've noticed that much more this season. Ang and her friend aren't even fat or large in anyway, why do they always say that?! the girl in the purple kini had quite a tummy. Its funny how each of them say they always clean and blame it on Ang. OK the dirty pad is GROSS! If the trash is full in the bathroom def go dump it because that is too much. "she doesn't clean after herself. period" PERIOD bahaha Gina is a nice friend, she tried to throw it out for her. Mike looks like a broke derek jeter, not popeye.