house expectations: not crappy because I have a daughter

April is "poor now"??? uh I don't think you could be any poorer. It's weird that April can't be happy for Cate and Ty, they obvs know she's better off now and are happy with the fabulous life they've given her. Does April really think that Carly would have been better off with them?!! Judging from all of their OK mag and Us Weekly covers, Maci is still living with Kyle and is happy so good for her! I'm so sick of hearing Farrah bitch about not having money. Ohhh that's nice, let Sophia pour coffee all over herself. Since its Farrah I'm surprised it wasn't hot coffee! She already scalded herself in the sink. I think that Farrah's parents have the right ideas and are smart but Farrah doesn't seem to listen. Oh what a surprise, her ex's family didn't like her either!! I'm shocked uhh NOT. Gary and his mom are twinsies :) None of her furniture matches and there is so much shit in that house, I'm pretty sure his mom is a hoarder. Amber has lost so much weight she looks great but maybe the weightloss has cut off oxygen to her brain because she seems to fly off the handle easily. I mean make up your mind, do you want him around or not?! HAHAHA "I want it to be nice, not crappy, I have a daughter" oh Gary! always knows the right thing to say. Amber is taking "meds"? yeah I was right. YAYY Ty's mom is here. The only good influence on both of them. Kim needs to hang around more. She should just adopt Cate. I'm glad that Butch was able to get a tatoo in rehab, sounds so sterile and safe! No Butch, Carly is not your granddaughter! EEEKK just say no to Butch. I don't know if maybe I'm cold-hearted but I'd never talk to my dad again if I were Ty. I'd never talk to April either. I'd be like no I don't have parents other than Kim! His real name is Darl?! Where the hell does Butch come from?!! Is that a white trash thing? Maci's friends have really interesting names, Bo and Mimi, I like it. I'm so not surprised that Amber would do Krav Maga, its the best workout for her because she likes to throw punches. OK Farrah the DA is NOT your "lawyer" are you really that stupid?! The only reason he is involved with you is because your mom clocked your ass and he has to represent the "victims" that's his job. I'm sure Kassy is happy that her number is "gonzo" from Farrah's mind. I'd put that email in my spam folder. April and Butch have been married for 1 year?!!! 1 year!!!? hahaha and he's already in jail. Nice convo LOL Wow I wish I had those nice family photos, being wasted and probably high. Def keep those for albums to show Carly one day. WOOOWWW "I don't know the name of the test" ARE YOU SERIOUS?!! Like she is not for real. I'm beyond floored at how stupid Farrah is. Amber really needs to cut her losses, its not working. End it drama queen. Every time we see Jordan, Gary's friend, he is like 4x bigger than the previous. I'm glad that Kassy didn't go, its Farrah's karma for being such a nasty person. You're a bitch, that's why no one wants anything to do with you. Awww Maci's parents crying as she leaves :( :( Of course we find Ryan sitting in the garage. Contemplating the air or his lack of brain cells. What is in Ryan's mouth?! WHAT?!! Maci is selfish?!! WHAT?!!! I would not claim Ryan as my child. Maci was probably so excited to get the hell away from him! Well that answers that, Ryan obvs didn't get any custody. dumbass. Why does Gary even bother calling Amber? They need to have separate lives. Does Amber not hear herself?!! She said, "You will tell me who you're living with" and the next moment "Don't be picky" ???????? maybe it's the meds. These law offices make so much money off these people. Who continually cusses during a meeting?!! AND she can't sit still. hey meth what up. Cate and Ty need to go to school and move far far away from there. I haven't read their mag articles so I'm unsure of what they're up to now. I'm glad that Butch isn't coming home anytime soon. OMG is that BENT-ley's big boy bed?! how cute! I would never eat anything Farrah makes. I'm surprised she didn't burn the building down. Didn't she go to culinary school?! She needs to call her landlord for what?! starting a fire in her apt?! stupid bitch haha THANK GOD finally someone tells her "that's life unfortunately" um DUHHH the biggest understatement.