If I saw Alki on the street, I'd run SO fast the other way. eek

Why would JChebs buy a diamond hourglass?!! How frivolous. Thank god Simon is there to keep him in check. I agree with Chebs, this "billionaire" deal is wayyy sketch. I love that he's only known as "Alki: The Billionaire" so normal. so normal. I would run so fast out of that house, I'm thankful they made it out of there alive. heebie jeebies. OK Nikki & Susie look like Chelsea Handler. OMG like her lil sisters. Where have I seen Jen, Alki's gf before?!! Was she on a reality dating show? I'm so surprised that Simon, the more focused one, would really want to take this cuckoo deal. No thanks. Wait Jen's dad is Paul McCartney, I think that was a joke. I have to google this betch. N & S may be slightly handicapped so I won't make fun of them, but really who talks like that? HAHAHA Jonathan throwing their rolly suitcase out the door is hilarious LOL Ok I just looked up Jen and it says she's a model. She looks nothing like she does on the show. It also says on her website that she has her own TV shows and the link goes to Spin Crowd hahahaha yeah OK. I also read that Alki makes these weird personal contests for people to streak naked in front of Obama. What a weirdo. "the only person you call for them is a plastic surgeon" bahahaha Yes Chebs have like 100 gummy worms, they need to get the eff out. I would have barred them from the building and life itself. I would have slammed into their car! So hilarious/creepy x 100