Tuesday, November 9, 2010

leave the gay husband at home

I love that Patti's mom's name is Rhoda! so cute. As many may not know she's adopted which is why she looks nothing like anyone in her family. Patti looks amazing! She's the thinnest she's ever been. ew no the poker player is not cute thank you. maybe far away in the video she looks ok. It's funny that Patti mentioned the discussion of working out money if someone you're dating makes less than you, because she said Andy wanted to ride the money train haha ok BARF and WOOF like this guy is one of the butt-ugliest guys I've ever seen. He obvs can only get women if he pays for them. Not even the most desperate girl would want him. I love Patti's driver Deshawne! He always has something clever to say. He wants a woman that looks beautiful?! UH how about you try and look good yourself, have a total body transplant. If I were Patti I would add that he needs to get veneers and sand down part of his head because it's lopsided. No guy talks about how big their dick is, like with money, if you have to talk about it... what is it with the asian women thing?! how offensive! I guess I don't understand but I would never take him on as a client. Just too weird and I would never recommend him to a woman. I'm shocked she has made that much money just from playing poker. ewwww Gerard Butler is dirtyyyyy and totally looks like a bloated cartoon character! right?! My favorite part is the casting session. Why are they giving this doucheface any credit? He is all talk I bet! No woman wants to ride that ride SORRY. I'm sure he has paid for it and that's about it. Andrea is a little too nervous around Patti but it seems like that whole office is tension. I feel bad for these women that are potentially being set up with Sean. She loves Carolyn?? She said nothing and didn't even smile haha ok. EWWW Randy Quaid and any type of sex is not something I want to think of!! hahaha exhausted from working at the age of 21?? good luck honey. The dudes for Beth look good and normal. BAHAHAHA "geisha time in japan" I think that Beth needs to stop making that scrunched face. stop please stop. I def don't think Dave was being creepy, sorry love but you're not that cute. Of course she likes Aldo, exactly what Patti told her NOT to! hey MOM. I suggest she look at people when she talks to them and not at the ground. Ray seems like the one she should pick but I doubt she will. I'm surprised! I'm glad she picked him. That looks like a fun thing to do! I like the mixology class. ew no Sean please don't dance. Just go home. He should pick Allison. Sean looks like he would be arrested on law & order svu. yayyy Ray!! yayyy Allison! yes I agree both made great choices. oh that guy with the mole was hot. she's saving him for me :) thanks pats! I went to her show and she said she would save Jakey Gylly for me :) haha walking up if I were Ray I'd be like um who the eff are you?! Beth you are blowin it! I think she should watch that episode of Will and Grace when Grace tells Kristin Davis' character that Will's bf who is her gay bff will NEVER want her. HE'S GAY. nothing is going to change that. Instead of her wearing a shorter skirt he should wear a bag over his head. Beth will be alone for the rest of her life, I'll call it now. EARTH TO BETH, COME IN BETH..GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY. eek! don't touch her hair. not even a bimbo would want him. who does he think he's fooling!??? my fav champagne!!! very dry. omg he should not be left alone with her. I would run away. Patti was right he has been hurt in the past, but I'm sure that was the only woman who has ever liked him. Allison does not think he's cute!! really?!!! is it because he has money? yeahhhhh. why is Beth always looking at Patti like she's posing for a porn magazine? what is wrong with her face? I'm glad Allison didn't go out with Sean again pheewww.