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LOL Paul is so normal! love him. I love how Russell sends Camille an EMAIL saying he is going to sue her for slander LOL yeah okay Russell, again, going back to the first episode, NONE of them give two shits that Russell is dead. I'm such a genius :) haha Paul is saying all the same things I would say! the reason why Russell didn't pick up the phone and call Camille is because he is or should I say WAS a total fucking pussy bitch. I hope you're burning in hell. nice segway to SHE SHE SHE. I'm sorry but I would never hire Kevin. I wouldn't hire/buy/even talk to Kevin let alone let him plan anyone's wedding. the band isn't bad but I would never take Kevin's recommendation. side note: why is he singing in spanish? doesn't really fit. okay Jason has to agree because Lisa is paying for the wedding. really Lisa crying??? is this really happening now?! obviously Lisa is more emotional/excited about Pandi getting married but that song was not tear worthy. oh here's Kyle's house in BEL AIR BAHAHAHAHAHAHA bel air ADJACENT. Kyle's white party is the poor version of Diddy's. she can fit 300 people in her house? really? not sure I believe that. OH now it's 200. still don't believe that number, more like 50, or maybe 35. Kyle's stylist looks familiar right?? who is she? this makes me think more about the timing of Russell killing himself. his family blamed the show but what the show did was show who he really was! like did he honestly think no one would find out he was abusive/fraudulent/crook? obviously. Adrienne was right for calling Kyle and telling her to disinvite Taylor and Russell!! this isn't something someone said and no big deal this is complete bullshit. I would tell that quilt face she is welcome nowhere near where I am! I wonder if Kim's daugthers think their mom is stupid, I would. OK let's discuss the bigger issue here: WHY WOULD KIM'S DAUGHTERS, IN THEIR 20s, CARE THIS MUCH ABOUT KIM'S BF? I mean I understand them not knowing him but to be upset she doesn't call them every hour of every day is just weird at this age. give it to god??? really Kim? really? I'll leave that one alone. I bet those flowers smell amazing. I love how Mauricio is like I don't want anything to do with the planning of this party! where's my drink?! of course DD is here!!! Camille's assistant OH I mean friend :) would Camille think that Adrienne wouldn't tell anyone?! Adrienne must have told Camille she told Kyle to disinvite Taylor and Russell because she wouldn't have come. BULLSHIT she has been trying to tell Taylor she can't come, I mean come on! did bravo turn off all means of communication? I feel like the women have a contractual agreement to go to the parties because no one would go if this was real life. why is Kyle SO upset that Lisa and Taylor are close?! Taylor is with Russell at business meetings?? what business?! yeah ok. why is Lisa defending Taylor?! I agree with Mauricio and Adrienne being like BULLSHIT, she fucking knows. Russell could murder one of the other ladies and she would pretend it didn't happen in order for Russell not to draw the abusive attention toward her! and ps I love how Russell acted like everyone should be scared he was suing I would have fallen over laughing. PUH-LEASE. ew Dana looks GROSS. BARF Kim's bf is beyond gross in white let alone in anything. he should wear a bag over his entire body. I love how Dana with her awful voice is saying "KIM SHOULD BE LOVED, blah, blah" go have another cig Dana. Kim what the fuck are you talking about?! like Kim can break anything!! her brain is so fried she doesn't even know where her own legs are. why would Kim go over to Brandi? like Brandi gives a SHIT about her. Kim would never say anything like this sober! ps HOPE YOURE HAVING FUN IN REHAB KIM!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA if I were Jen, Kim's ponytail would have been ripped off her head!! Brandi is laughing, she must know Kim is wasted! apologize to god?!! LOL LOL!! now Kim is religious?? have another drankkkkkkk of JESUS JUICE. I would have broken her witch finger off! I'm sure it would have crumbled like geena davis and alec baldwin in beetlejuice. does Kim even know what she is talking about?! "you're just not right" OH REALLY Kim?! I can't stop laughing. how did Jen stay quiet this whole time?! I would have been kicked out of the party! it would have been a RED party! how embarassing to say Kim is their mom. who just screamed at the party?! did anyone else hear that?! how fake are Russell and Taylor's conversations?! like a bad porno! why is Kyle THIS upset?! I mean really??? HELL YEAH! VIVA LA PAUL!!! Paul is the voice of reason. how are they working through physical abuse?!! am I on this planet?????? now that he's a good boy?! is this real life? I'm having an out of body experience right now. THANK YOU PAUL!!! say what needs to be said!! they need to stop being pussies and fucking tell them to get the fuck out! DEUCES kick rocks. he heard a "rumor" more like Taylor told him. ew Dana go away. how does she have camera time when she's constantly crammed up everyone's asses? I can't believe Taylor acted that way?! how is she not mad at Russell?!!! that's who she should have turned to and said WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?! thank you ladies for standing up and saying what the TRUTH is!! Taylor is a horrible human being, I mean duh look who she married.

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Oh here we go with Kevin again..ughhhh I'm sorry I don't see the "greatness" as Lisa says. tacky tacky tacky. why would you want an entire tree above your head?! ewwwwww no pandi NO. if anything I would go with the table that had the kind of floating candles on it. oh ICK the crystal napkin holder ICK ICK ICK! Lisa I'm sorry but you have bad taste. the second table the is the best, as Lisa said the white one. not to be mean estella's face looks the same and still old. I can't stand women who don't want to look old but they do! I will NEVER age gracefully ahhhhhhh this makes me anxious. I hope Kyle is saying people shouldn't do botox and other fillers while admitting her LIPS are totally FILLED, come on honey..I saw an interveiw she did a few years ago and her lips were very very tiny, like Kim's! why would brandi even try with these women? adrienne is different but the rest of them I'd say good riddance! I know she is on the show and probably has to but I'd be like fuck that bravo. I never thought the day would come but I'm totally team camille! I love how they all get overwhelmed when planning ANYTHING! um I'm sorry you have nothing else to fucking do, be excited. ICK I don't like Kyle's taste either, those dining room chairs are HIDEOUS. was that ali landry seated next to Kyle? I'd like to try SUR, I need to look and see why it's called that. 26 restaurants?! wow I had no idea! not sure how I feel about the look now but obviously it's not done yet. I do agree with the bathroom door, you notice that kind of stuff as a consumer. where are adrienne's shoes sold at? I haven't seen them. I love the conversations that Paul and Adrienne have! they are real, talking about walking the dogs LOL. I'm really bummed that Kim is in this episode, she should go away. I LOVE how she acts like brandi gives two shits about her not coming to her party or her "existing" LOL she is such a stupid bitch. I would be like Ramona and say "I can't talk to you, you have no brain" I'm sad Allison isn't going to Brandi's party! I want to see the electronic cig. who the fuck is Liz? we all know DD she is on Camille's payroll. I can't figure out why Camille keeps apologizing to Taylor, I really don't get it! Taylor should keep her fugly mouth shut if she doesn't want to hear the truth from her friends. Kyle's house is in bel air??? THAT is bel air?! no I think maybe the outskirts. wow Kyle way to point out the obvious! OF COURSE Taylor is scared Russell will hurt her if he finds out she is telling everyone who will listen that he abuses her. omg it's Jen from sober house, brandi tweets that they're friends. that view is gorgeous but no way in hell I would live there! I won't even get started on how we would never have a huge tsunami here because of the plates but still the thought SCARES me LOL how long did it take Kyle and Taylor to get there?! all those videos on the shelves are tacky, they need to find another place for them, like the garbage. nice way to make something so awkward Taylor! fucking WEIRDO. oh there you go again Kyle, way to show your insecurities! you're a old dried up hag and your husband probably fucks around and whatever! why would Brandi wear a bra with that dress?! she would look ridiculous. are you jealous that your boobs aren't as nice as Brandi's? probably. Kyle is one of those bitchy girls who is soooo insecure deep down. Taylor you look fucking stupid and so does Kyle. where did Kyle get a laser pointer? Taylor also looks HAMMERED but it's probably just her losing her fucking mind AGAIN. very britney spearsish. actually Taylor they ALL understand because you fucking tell all of them! I agree with Liz and DD, I'm sick of this bullshit too. Camille speaks the truth!! Taylor it's all you! the fact that she is pointing to everyone else really pisses me off! I hate Taylor. "blow jobbing instructor" LOL ok Ken. I would not have gotten involved if I were DD but I'd punch Taylor in the face! I fucking hate her. I'm sorry but again Adrienne STOP GETTING INVOLVED. just go sit down. nice to see Taylor laughing during all of this, so sane. I would leave if I were DD, before I threw Taylor over the railing. please throw Taylor over the railing ladies, please do. GO BRANDI throwing those bitches out! I've never been this angry watching a real housewives episode. oh great now Taylor smokes! LOL I don't feel sorry for this dumb useless bitch. push Taylor out of the car Kyle! actually you go with her! buh-BYE.

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Lisa always has oversized flower arrangements I LOVE it! I wonder how much they weigh. Those are her invitations?!! like seriously? they spent $15,000 on THAT?!!!!! Lisa no no NOOOO. not to be mean but that's a scary group of caterers, a little sketchy. LOL Lisa is quick to say "this is NOT a million dollar wedding" hahaha you tell him Lisa! Kevin is just too much and it's tacky tacky tacky. aww gary is like a little cherub but I don't get how this is her "team" she has a team for everything! she's a maloof so I'm not surprised. it's bad luck to put shoes on the table but those are pretty. I feel like shoes are hard to design because everything has been done before. that's the psychologist from celeb rehab! I honestly can't believe that they would go to therapy after the abuse that had gone on. I can't imagine any therapist wanting to work with them instead of going to the police. for russell to say "problems" like it's just fighting and no big deal makes me furious. domestic violence is not cured by therapy, you can't cure that type of behavior. you can't cure pedophiles and serial killers and you can't cure people who innately abuse others. more flower arrangements!! I die, I would like all of Lisa's flowers ASAP! deliver them now. giggy wants some!! he'll get some. LOL pandi is inviting who she wants to the wedding, not Lisa. that was a pretty good impression of Taylor with the cotton candy! I love brandi but she knows what type of reaction Kyle is going to give her about the bj class! that is the WRONG audience. I feel like all these women want to act like they are so prim and proper yet we ALL know they are all WHORES (in Lisa's accent). this whole shoe line is super random. okay that dress is butt ugly. they don't act or talk like a married couple! more like an awkward first date. I'm just floored that they can sit there and talk when he has hit her! I just don't understand. Taylor knows that everything Camille has said is 100% true! that's why she didn't respond to russell. how many marketing agents does Adrienne have? I've seen 3 so far. Kyle always adds anxiety! I agree with Ellen Barkin in that she wants to keep the fights going. Kyle and Mauricio couldn't WAIT to get away from Taylor and Russell LOL, I would have too. why would having your husband there be awkward like ever?! you definitely shouldn't be married then. why is Adrienne SO upset about pandi having her bachelorette party at planet hollywood?! I wouldn't have asked either! If Adrienne had offered then maybe but I would NEVER just ask. I'm starting to wonder if Taylor was right that all the women talk behind Lisa's back. why would Camille be so upset about it? she was telling the truth and being honest. I would tell Taylor to fuck off. why does Brandi always have friends that are like 20 years younger than her? no one is her age, it's weird. okay back to the therapy, why would you want to fix your marriage when there is abuse?! that is NOT fixable!!! this is fucking crazy. wait I'm a little confused, this was a charity event? I thought it was the launch of her shoe line. okay now I get it, it's Kevin Hall designs and Maloof shoes. I can not walk in stilettos! I can walk in 6 inch platforms but not stilettos. There goes Kyle again stirring the pot, she may be the Taylor of this season. and next week: Taylor is fucking nutbag.

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I'm so shocked I'm thinking this but GO CAMILLE! let that bitch have it! They were all sitting there with those same thoughts and Camille had the balls to lay it all out. Camille is shaking, I would have been pissed too! I would have said it right away though, I would not have been able to sit there and not say a word then blurt it all out. Taylor is sooooo desperate to be friends with Adrienne and Lisa because they have MONEY. money money money money MON-EY. Taylor has never been able to speak her mind, like ever in her life?! This woman could not get any more pathetic to me. If I were Lisa I would laugh in her face and maybe throw a scone at her. Is this a ship? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I think a blind person could tell that was the golden gate bridge. Kim is handicapped, or has an undiagnosed disease. Okay how is that thing staying up?! oh yes that ugly piece of shit above the fireplace = a woman's touch. I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing. If I were Faye I'd be like Kyle! Come help me with this huge vase! Faye just said what I said last week, that the house is so WHITE, it needs more than a pop of color. Okay I need to brush on this again, Faye used to be black, please google her, you will see. Does Taylor go around town sharing this incredibly disturbing information with everyone she sees? Does the barista at Starbucks know? This conversation gave me chills because I keep thinking about Faye talking to Nicole about OJ, ughhh so sad. pandi!!! Ken is so old, but maybe in his younger years he looked like her because I don't see the connection to Lisa. I would never invite my mom to my bachelorette party, my mom may get her feelings hurt but sorry that is just weird. pandi and Lisa have a great relationship though so I'm not surprised she asked. Kyle always looks like she puts more and more bronzer on. Every chance Camille gets to diss Kelsey she does, I mean it's ridiculous and it's way overdone. No wonder they have a mediator and don't speak! Don't "goat" me? That's a first, and have no clue what she was trying to say. I agree with Adrienne, Taylor can't say I don't want you all to be involved yet in the next breath saying what has happened to her! No friend is going to say oh he beats you, so how is Kennedy doing in school? I mean come on! I'm sorry but when is Kennedy NOT pouting or throwing a tantrum? If someone can name a time let me know, it's ridiculous. Also ps wahoos is gross. Why didn't Taylor plan better and have them there earlier?! I mean they can't all set up like 15 minutes before. Really Dana? (cig voice) you were only responsible for entertainment? Taylor didn't get that memo. "we don't got no kids tables" LOL Taylor out of everyone needs an assistant, I mean her busy jobs and what not she really needs a break. I love how Russell is helping LOL, he walked up to say "I had nothing to do with that" Thanks Russ glad to have you around. Those poor ponies, NEVER ever hire those! it's cruelty to animals. Why would Kennedy want two HUGE oversized teddy bears? what a shitty gift. mauricio's reaction to ace young, "awesome" meaning "yeah I have no fucking clue who that is" Taylor wants to bone Ace, I'm sure she has. I just had a thought, how do Lisa and Pandi still have english accents when they've lived here for so long? KEVIN LEE bahahaha SHE SHE SHE I don't like those invitations. who the fuck wants a scroll as their wedding invitations? other than pirates of course. pandora's box sounds sexual, not wedding. OMG we saw Dana's amazing thai speaking child! I'm surprised he wasn't lassoing the ponies or communicating with the animals. ICK Kim on the bull is gross, barf. How old is Brandi's friend Cari? She looks like she could be her daughter! portia really loves poo poo, that poor pony is like I'm not a unicorn BITCH SAVE ME!! I bet that train conductor is like Chris Farley in Billy Madison LOL LOL! I'm really surprised that Adrienne is THAT upset with Lisa, like really?!! and that had nothing to do with the tea party. Kennedy is too old to be that way, and she never uses actual words, don't kids talk at five? who the fuck is "Cowboy Jane"??? I love how she keeps saying like disney ____ like we are supposed to know what that means. Ok there are 70 kid's chairs and Dana is sitting on the ground. I love Brandi, I'm team brandi but why would she even go over to Kim?? that SHIP has sailed OVER HER FIREPLACE BAHAHAHAHAHA like brandi gives a shit if Kim "forgives" her. no one cares about Kim. that little girl is like okay ace I'll hug you, don't know who you are but it's all good. this whole Russell scene is creepy beyond belief. Russell is out of his damn mind, good riddance, no one is sad he's gone. riding a bull is not hard, it's fun! everyone should do it once in their life. love seeing portia laugh like that! maybe she was going poo poo. this beautiful life?? really Taylor? how many times did you have to tell yourself that? hey everyone break out those lighters and sing along with me! HAHAHA again Kennedy is pouting, what is wrong with her, other than the fact that Russell is her dad.

hey taylor, HUHHHHHHHHH????????????

I have a feeling this whole not meeting Kim's bf for a year is for the show. what person would keep that a secret from their family?! This whole situation is just weird though. If I were Kyle I would be like this is just awkward. Why would Kim give him a ring?! This is beyond bizarre and I don't think we are getting the whole story. Kim's kids have met him and no one else has?! maybe Kim's kids were right in that he is controlling. he does NOT look right and I've always said/am always right when I say if someone doesn't look right they aren't right. Kim is just a dumb woman, it's not the prescription drugs, it's that she is an airhead. I wonder if Adrienne will come back for another season, she seems to be on the outskirts. hey dude, why don't you just read the entire menu and ingredients to them. why would crab out of a shell be weird? when you eat crab you break it anyway! LOL I like paul but adrienne gets soooo frustrated with him! I don't understand how all these women have known he is abusive and have said nothing, I just don't get it. I understand that they can't do anything without taylor reporting it but I mean hello look at nicole and oj, everyone knew he was abusive and no one really did anything. ps that would NEVER happen with one of my friends, I would never stay out of it. I wonder if the women talked to her off camera about it. I'm sorry but who has all white furniture, very early 90s, NOT into it! especially that she has animals! be contemporary kyle. taylor was nominated because she is on the show not because she is making a difference in business LOL I mean let's just call it like it is. she should be nominated for being a strung out mess. it's okay lisa I wouldn't have wanted to be there anyway HA. chief creative director = bravolebrity endorsement. ew dana is so gross. why is russell there?!! I don't genuinely like you either taylor. DUH taylor didn't win! she was only invited so there would be some press about the event. uh no kidding taylor not inviting lisa is passive aggressive, taylor actually having a fucking backbone is not possible. TAYLOR YOU DID THE RIGHT THING..dana's disgusting cig voice. could lisa's flower arrangements be any bigger?! did she just head to the flower shop and buy every flower? probably. I wouldn't invite that hag face. I don't fancy lisa this season but I have never liked that white piece of fucking trash taylor so I'm team lisa on this one. I have to say camille is much more normal this season. She can't hide behind kelsey anymore. I read an article saying that Kelsey is in the wrong for doing the interview but I mean come on Camille just talks and talks about Kelsey! how can he not retaliate?! Lisa change your email ASAP. I know it sounds mean but Kim even dating grosses me out, she is GROSS. ICK. what has Kim been through?! Lisa keeps saying that but what the fuck is she talking about?!!! help me out here someone. I'd make taylor the BIGGEST plate and hand it to her. why would Lisa bring that up?! Lisa should have let that go or ignored it. I'm kind of surprised that Lisa was this angry about it. I agree with Lisa, why the fuck is she there?!! camille is like huhhhh?! what chu talkin bout taylor?! I think taylor is taking out her aggression on Lisa when it should have been aimed at Russell. why would anyone be scared to confront Lisa? Taylor that is ALL on you trying to be friends with Lisa. I'm sorry but I really can't stand Taylor nor do I feel sorry for her. Taylor do you think you are at home talking to Russell??? Lisa NEVER said she wasn't her friend, she said she wasn't her best friend. Lisa should have said bitch I don't give a FUCK about you. Adrienne needs to stop getting involved she doesn't help the situation or make any kind of sense. Taylor needs to realize that some people just don't like others, it is what it is. how is Lisa judging her?! Taylor if Lisa makes you feel bad about yourself that's on YOU. TAYLOR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! all these stupid bitches talk about each other, it's life Taylor. I agree with Lisa. what they are all basically saying is, is she a fucking nutcase?! pathological liar? that's what they are all saying about Taylor right now. Taylor no one is afraid of Lisa, what fucking pills are you taking?! SHE'S tired of everyone not telling the truth?! she who is hiding what is really happening at home?! wow I'm surprised Camille would start the "intervention." again what the hell is Taylor talking about? Taylor needed to save this anger for Russell.

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ok dana looks like complete white trash. I bet she files for bankruptcy like yesterday. Of course taylor would know her! taylor LATCHES on to anyone she thinks has money..WANNABEEEEEEEEEEEEE bzzz bzz bzzz. nice smoker voice dana. EW. I think it's kind of weird that kyle would comment on her "wedding" dress, like who cares, she doesn't even know her. cig voice "it's SALMON.." I can't even handle her talking!! I love that we are seeing so much of steven and his FABULOUS hair style. oh if that is not a talent agent I don't know who is LOL talk about fitting the stereotype. please kiss her ass some more bette. ok I like paul! I think he and I would get along great! he is no bs and hilarious. paul + me = new bffs. the only thing that bugs me is he is kind of a pussy. I love how taylor talked shit about brandi then meets up with her! taylor is such a useless piece of trash. don't talk to taylor!! whoa I didn't know brandi and eddie were together that long! I like brandi! TEAM BRANDI. I seriously think kim has an undiagnosed like nerve disease, she has no brain. what the fuck is kim talking about?! that poor housekeeper. I feel like villa blanca is being shown a lot more this season, hmmm maybe because she re-did sur?! yes. LOL ok yes same question I had..why would a baby need to speak thai?! two ton tilly! hahahahaha I get what Lisa is saying! she is not going to pretend to be sincere, she is being honest! if someone I didn't get along with came up to me I'd be like fuck you! but since she is saying it as hey I know were not close but I'm worried, it makes sense! these women are just not intelligent enough to get it. LOL I love adrienne, she seems normal like down to earth. I bet her parents kept the kids in check growing up. Oh of course there is DD, camille's paid friend. no kelsey stay here! send camille to new york. I feel like since camille got divorced she has snapped out of her delusions, I still can't stand her/think she is bonkers but she's different. $25,000 I call BULLSHIT plus who the fuck says how much shit costs. lisa has extensions like I do! lisa you need to tease first! oooooooo dr. drew is HOT! silver fox. kyle's house is in bel air?! hmm maybe it's belle air LOL LOL. oh bullshit, kim is trying to sleep off her hangover/day drinking. kim is fuctionally retarded. tell him to speak thai!! or have him read us war and peace dana! OH bernie making the digs! I think it was kind of weird for lisa to talk about the royal wedding and not really talk about it at all. why are they so concerned with taylor eating?! let her not eat. thank you dana, let's all not be worried about taylor not eating. does dana have a penis? I mean it's a valid question. dana is for sure a former alcoholic, she has that laugh. camille is STUPID. how can she seriously diss kelsey about how small his dick is, how bad in bed he is, AND SHE WAS MARRIED TO HIM FOR 13 YEARS. like really?! you look stupid. I, like adrienne, agree that it's funny seeing kyle squirm. like really?! cock? that is shocking, I'd be more shocked by taylor blowing the cotton candy from last season! I have a feeling dana will not be lasting too long. why would anyone think she is a slut because she said cock?! that is not what I would automatically go to. dana is SO defensive, like really?!

hi I'm SHAD the ski concierge

I was definitely right about Kyle moving, they downsized. I will add that it is okay but let's be real here. 7,000 square feet? hmm maybe. here comes the morally corrupt faye resnick LOL. I've been trying to figure out what looks different about Kyle and it's that her lower jaw protrudes out. the pool table should have stayed vertical. O M G I'd love to sit in Lisa's closet! I could sit and relax in there for days. skis were wooden? um maybe like 300 years ago. I totally have a hat like lisa's!! BUT I don't wear fur so it's faux. not that it's not a question in everyone's mind but seriously why are adrienne and paul married?! they shouldn't be, they'd be much happier alone it seems. I wonder if they cut out footage of russell when they picked up Taylor. Taylor actually looks pretty all casual. The last person I would talk to about marriage is Adrienne. why is Kyle dressed like that?? I mean really, usually it's Kim who looks ridiculous and now it's Kyle. I feel like Lisa is kind of the odd one out this season and I don't like it! I'm Team Lisa for sure. I'm kind of surprised they are sitting with all the passengers! usually they go on first and are secluded! I'm sure if Camille was still married they'd be flying Kelsey's plane L O L. stupid Camille. this makes me really want to go to aspen! I could not do the 4 hour drive. I'd be like sorry girls I'm heading home. Oh here is another PAID friend of Camille's. people who don't work really need assistants. I want to stay at that house!! I think this is where Barbie Benton lives when they all went to her house on Girls Next Door. Kim is SUPER SUPER hyped up. Wow I see that Kyle moved in between Taylor and Lisa. no one asked for Ken's opinion but they were all at dinner together! It was dinner conversation, and Taylor wasn't even talking, it was Adrienne. I'm so on the same page as Lisa and she just said what I wrote here. ew that carpet looked like shit was smeared all over it! did anyone else see that? yeah I would take the room Kim picked too. I wouldn't want to share with anyone but my relative as well. that would be super awkward otherwise and I'd be annoyed. I'd take the kids room before I'd share a room. this is making me SO excited for the fall and being cold!! Oh I love mussels!! the colorado mountain boys don't look cute at all! Camille must be referring to NICK her friend's husband! I'm sure she feels something for him. I think it's interesting that Kelsey is allegedly a terrible kisser, then why the fuck would you be married to him for 13 years?! "I ain't saying she's a golddigger..." Kim looks ROUGH. I would so get the altitude sickness. They are both up at 7:30 and that's considered early LOL. Kim is so mental LOL, I'd be so mad if her crazy ass woke me up. I love that his name is Shad. beyond random. HELLO SHAD. OMG it's faux!! Lisa and I are matching. JJ is for sure a ski instructor. Taylor and I agree on one thing, we both want to live there. I feel like Taylor is lying about so many things, starting with her age. I have to say that I feel bad for Taylor this season...so far. I still don't like her but she is very vulnerable. I think it's interesting she'd share the abuse allegations now and not before. I feel like she is trying to tell Kyle what is really going on just like Tamra did. Taylor should really listen to Kyle.

camille is a STAR..NOT

wow they are really starting it with the suicide?! no wonder they didn't delay the first episode. I understand they all knew taylor and russell but why would adrienne need to have everyone over to discuss him without taylor there? I mean did they even know each other before the show??? not to be cynical but come on. I think this was done in agreeance to premiering the episode today. kim looks in a daze as usual. OK so ALL of them hated russell and now they are all upset by it?! please tell me someone else is thinking the same thing here. LOVE lisa!! yes giggy wants to do wee wee. I'm going to talk to my animals in a british accent now. is pandora adopted too because she looks nothing like lisa or ken. jason is very good looking. aww that's cute, they really like him. I agree that is very old fashion to ask the father, there is no way in hell my future husband will ask my dad! I'm sure my dad would laugh. they sold their house?? hmmmmm did they have to downsize? I say YES. my mom just asked me why mauricio is married to an older woman LOL I don't think kyle is older than mauricio. not to go back to the suicide but russell did not kill himself because taylor left him. he killed himself because everything came out about his fraud and alias and abuse. oh HI camille. and of course her only friend DD. I love how DD acts like she has never met the horse probably because she hasn't, she is a paid friend. YEAH you and kelsey talk through a mediator because you run your trashbag mouth! it's because of you, dumb bitch. hell yeah go the gf! good camille I'm glad you're getting the worst! karma is a bitch and you CRAZY. really they are having a party to celebrate camille's small guest appearance on a show that was cancelled? ok. their chef looks like a mafia hitman. he's got the knife all ready. I feel like adrienne and paul's marriage is a business arrangement, why did they get married? it's kind of weird to see taylor pre-suicide. like we know and she doesn't. I'm sure lisa doesn't like you taylor, she can smell white trash from a mile away. lisa nailed it right on the head! taylor is a liar. oohhh his village people look is so not hot. hello bear. OMG dying over those shoes. she always has cute shoes. ever notice how the kids are never around? I did. what's with the biker look? creepy. I totally want to try that champagne! I love good champagne. I think it's funny when I talk to people who watch the show and they think they have car service 24/7, UM it's called bravo. I mean duh, they don't pay for that shit. I wonder if they are going to make the season sans taylor most of the time because I'm sure they have plenty of footage of them together. I feel like ken and lisa are like simon and alex, they are never apart. LOL that's right paul, you call camille out! like camille is funny N O T. I'm sure kelsey could care less. no I KNOW he could care less. OMG those green beans look good! I'm sure that food is fabulous. there is bernie plotting the murders LOL he looks scary. is kim off to a rodeo after dinner? nice jacket. awkwarddddddddd. thank you lisa for piping in! what is adrienne talking about? did I miss something? I'm actually kind of surprised she would act that way, very DISCOUNT-ess. this is SO weird! taylor talking about russell!! it's kind of disturbing like they are almost talking about him after he is dead. if it's going to africa??? ok kim. I think you have flown to the moon. I think russell should have worked on his mental health along with taylor. why would taylor start crying because of what ken said?! talk about on her way to a mental breakdown! maybe I just don't care but what people say just doesn't bug me. I don't think ken should have said that but I get what lisa is saying, she has seen right through taylor all along! lisa gets it. I think lisa knows exactly what is going on. kyle most definitely isn't being aggressive to ken, ken is an old old man, he can stand on his own. bernie is like I'm going to kill that dog too! he is on the edge. perfect timing for taylor to walk in. taylor has been married 20 years? yeah I don't think so.

is kelly a virgin????

it's no secret that luann's daughter has gotten press for partying. she definitely should have been on nyc prep. in that type of nyc group the kids all party and their parents don't live with them, it's common. I love ramona but she opened herself up to this. I don't think she should have talked about luann's daughter and her issues. luann BULLSHIT, she is 100% confrontational and meddles in EVERYONE'S business. it's like she is jill's personal bodyguard. jill and luann both have nothing to show for themselves, just because they married (and divorced) doesn't make them something in the world. some women really need to learn this because it's embarassing. I love how when alex tries and answers or puts her opinion in and they jump on her yet when luann does it for jill it's no big deal. jill can keep saying she has changed and she loves herself, maybe she'll say it enough times she'll start to believe it. I agree jill is basically the same, jill is not a good person. I agree with alex, she should stay away from those wannabes, uneducated women. how jill said she contacted bethenny with a straight face is beyond me! I call BULLSHIT, I'm going to tweet bethenny now. what I like about ramona is that she doesn't try to portray herself as something she isn't! she admits she likes her pinot and doesn't give a FUCK. she's happy and successful and the other women aren't. kelly needs to shut her useless fucking mouth, nothing she says makes any sense. jill can't call out ramona and say she has an issue yet when she gets it back she can't handle it. I love how the conversation went from ramona drinking to ramona drinking without eating!!!! HUH?! pick something and stick to it. how can kelly call anyong crazy. AM I ON THIS PLANET?! scarecrow aka kelly needs to really head to oz and get a brain. WHAT WHAT bethenny ONLY drank her own drink. EARTH TO KELLY COME IN KELLY. OH darrrllllinnnggg please. GAG ME. luann is passive aggressive! lets just call it like it is! no luann NO ONE thinks you're fun. wow I can't believe that jill just said what I said! never thought jill and I would see luann the same way! luann was teasing???? is she serious?! she knows she's passive aggressive. jacque barely understands what anyone is saying so of course he doesn't care about her title. sorry luann but jacque is pretty young he is going to get over your old ass. kelly said massaging mario was vulgar????? is she serious? has she had sex before? I mean how old is she?!! how has simon been harmful to them?! he's allowed to speak his mind. simon isn't involved with them, it's more about sticking up for his wife. how can alex FORCE anyone to hang out wth simon?! they all hate alex and are so nasty to her, yet maybe they are scared of her like jill is of bethenny. how is he hurting their feelings?! they aren't even her friends. the morocco episodes are HILARIOUS. I don't think that ramona's comments are ignorant. she's not a political figure, she doesn't need to censor herself. I 100% agree with sonja, it doesn't matter where you are you can't just trust everyone! uh digs are digs whether they are to your face or not. jill no one cares about you either! I love how this psychic is now 100% true!!! psychics are fun you take it with a grain of salt! it's not the written word. THANK YOU whomever asked that question for cindy. she can have babies, I could give a SHIT but lets be real when is she with her children on the show?! HAHAHAHA I love that question about bethenny! kelly has no friends like no joke she is never seen with people EVER. complete and total wackjob.

don't take it personal kelly, sonja's vagina is rude to everyone

I love ramona but she is DELUSIONAL about thinking she was pregnant. sorry honey you can't renew your eggs. oh shut the fuck up luann, she really has to start in now. no one stole your thunder, you're creepy cartoon boyfriend doesn't even make sense so I'm sure he didn't even know what was going on. new york is the only season who obsesses about "wrong time, wrong place" no one gives a fuck. andy always defers to luann for social graces but he most definitely does it sarcastically because that wannabe doesn't know shit. I'm team alex this season too, she is actually the normal one but she just gets nervous and doesn't know how to bite back. I should help her. does kelly know what she's talking about?! NO NO she doesn't. how does kelly know the march schedule?!!! is she just making this up?! SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, kelly needs some serious mental health. COSMO RATED HER THE NICEST CELEB?! kelly is a celebrity!?????? she is fucking stupid and useless. hey kelly, pot meet kettle. how can she ever comment on sonja?! she lives off of her photographer ex-husband. I respect that sonja is talking about her financial issues instead of trying to hide them or deny them. very well said. I'm surprised that luann didn't step in and say WELL I'M A COUNTESS, I bet she had to hold herself back. she needs to let go of her ex-husband though, it just seems too much. she needs to go to counseling obviously. I want sonja to call kelly out!! call her out please! kelly can't get away with this bullshit. you go girl sonja!!!! I wish she would have let that bitch have it. If I were sonja I would have smacked the shit out of her. kelly can't follow because she has no brain. not to diss sonja, but she does try to act like she is MISS MORGAN sometimes but it is what it is. that would bug me too. sonja doesn't put anyone down, I disagree with cindy. sonja's comment about pecking order didn't come out right. L O L who's cesar?! bahahahaha I love andy. how come ramona is sitting all smushed on the side of the couch? I hate hearing that "dead bodies" quote by jill. how fucking dramatic!! she has "shot" everyone?! ok jill. who the fuck is mike?! why do they talk about people none of us know? please stop. thanks. BAHAHAHAHAHA JILL MEDDLES IN EVERYTHING!!!! fyi I've worn cream to a wedding and I looked great and no one cared because everyone is looking at the BRIDE HELLLLOOOO DUH. I call bullshit that ramona still gets her period. jill doesn't meddle?! does she own the boat?! she is now a captain. captain jill, maybe her boat will sink and she'll have to go down with her ship. aww jill is scawed of bethenny. WHAT?! like mario would want jill? what the fuck is happening?! luann never said that mario was cheating, I can't believe I'm sticking up for luann!! I LOVE ramona and sonja. viva ramona and sonja!!! but in all seriousness I don't want to see sonja's vagina, nothing against it but I don't. kelly was hurt by seeing sonja's vagina??? sonja didn't spread eagle for kelly to see, it was quick and fyi kelly you have a vagina too. NO ONE IS CALLING KELLY THE VOICE OF REASON. andy you are joking right?! nice way trying to ask kelly about how she hit her bf. kelly needs to take the help she needs. she obviously hasn't listened. point blank, CINDY DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT. what is it?! I can't put my finger on it. its like she was rode hard and put away wet, she's totally one of those women. why would jill lean over and tell cindy to let sonja finish?! that was way too random. I get what sonja is saying, cindy didn't understand what she meant with pecking order. sonja should have just said, if you help your friends they help you. why would cindy come to her house to talk on the phone and let alone a business call! why would she even come over? why can't cindy just admit to what she did. 11:00 in the afternoon? it was a kiddie party, I agree. I disagree with cindy, ramona didn't seem drunk at all. LOL at all the clips of ramona! DYING laughing. I wish they would have shown her carrying the plates. I don't think ramona should have said anything about luann's daughter though. she shouldn't have called her a weekend mom, even if it was true, it was low. whooooaaaaa why would ramona bring that up?! we all know that luann's daughter was in the press for doing drugs and what not but still that shouldn't be brought up.

im here for boobs

what a shocker maci doesn't get her child support! I didn't know slade smiley was on the show!! I love that maci's friends are named like "boo" and "keelie" and say "OH MY GAWW" so silly. its funny watching old footage of farrah, she is such a loser and by far the most dead inside member of the show which is hard to top considering the nutcase amber. OH OF COURSE farrah is getting a boob job! for HERSELF, when she really doesn't have her own place or job, hmm yeah perfect decision. I love how farrah has no friends, well duh she's evil and cares only about herself. she's a "model" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok. um looking back at 16 and preggers, farrah had NO boobs LOL yes getting her boobs done will help her and sophia's future RIGHHHTTTTT. I feel so bad for catelynn, her family is such white trash. not to be mean but if I were carly I wouldn't want to know any of them when I got older, sorry JUST SAYIN. I'm sure april had to hide her meth before the cops came. amber failed to mention that her bf chris is a registered sex offender, kind of a big deal right? guess not. what is wrong with gary? why would he want to be around that cuckoo mess. I'd run so far, far away from her. I'd be happy if she went away and never talked to me again. she did not write "here for boobs" that is incredibly mature. oh a c you can see hahahaha stupid. wow farrah and I thought you couldn't get any worse, dumb bitch. if I were that doctor I would be so embarassed. hillbilly ryan, nice chew LOL he is such a hick. like I want to know what he is doing now a days. that was the last thing I thought ryan was going to text her, but not to be on ryan's side, the thought crossed my mind. I think ryan has gotten more hillbilly, hard to believe. who else doesn't get along with catelynn? catelynn seems kind of normal which is maybe why the rest of the inbred family doesn't like her. OHHH farrah getting a loan, is she fucking serious?!! not using her savings but trying to get a loan is going to make a difference. fucking stupid useless bitch. yes let's FIGHT to get a loan to benefit myself. gary has changed??? um amber you are abusive and locked in a mental institution, I'm thinking you're the one that needs some extra help. uh oh chris thinks amber is mad, maybe because he is a CHILD MOLESTER. in all seriousness how did mtv allow this?! this has to be child endangerment. farrah doesn't think about anyone but herself, she doesn't think about hmm let me think HER DAUGHTER. I love how farrah acts like common sense is so out of this world. dumbass. the places maci and her friends go are always like mom and pop places like it's someone's house. he cheated on her??? amber what world are you living in?! I love how amber pushes everything on other people, she did this because of this, he made me this, her family must be so fucked up. ouch tyler and catelynn's friend just smacked tyler so hard! he full on like fell forward LOL. farrah's mom is so fucking weird. it's so funny how she is such a religious woman and her daughter had a child at 16. oh here we go with her ugly crying face. farrah please like kill yourself, I think you would be much happier! just think about it. I would slam those peas on her chest so hard her boobs would pop. I kind of feel bad now for laughing at ryan's text. tyler's mom needs to get a new hairdo, she should first fire whoever makes that bird's nest on her head. I like his mom though, she is a normal mom and seems rational B U T the fact she married butch and had children with him makes me say YEAH NO. did chris climb out of the bushes to meet up with her? he is for sure homeless and in seach of children. EWWWWWWWW, and yeah he wants your baby amber. I think he's more bummed because he has to find a new cardboard box to live in.

gretchen is a liar, slade is a loser, and alexis is JEALOUS of peggy

I really like peggy but the whole like homeopathic thing is kind of odd but to each his own. I respect that she talked about her postpartum. wow I've never realized how big peggy's rock is! gorgeous. OH GOD here we go! alexis is one-upping peggy with postpartum depression!! how low can she really get?! even gretchen looked over! LOL. I know sean avery wouldn't say it but I will, peggy's kids are SO much cuter than alexis'. D U H. alexis looks so weird when she licks her lips. I 100% believe peggy's story. I love that gretchen keeps looking over at alexis, she knows she's lying. WOOF ewww peggy dated jim, I can't get over that. I would vomit up everything I ever ate. alexis goes into like a freakfest when she feels like she has to prove herself but she just ends up putting her foot in her mouth AS USUAL. this whole banging jim issue is GROSS, NEXT SUBJECT PLEASE. gretchen is such a fucking bitch. she can't stand "old" women who wear tiny little outfits and get work done. well I can't stand goldigging filthy nasty lying whores. when the hell has gretchen ever held back?! the fact that vicki would make up a hospital visit to miss alexis' bullshit fashion show is hilarious. NO gretchen you're crazy. vicki didn't do anything wrong to gretchen! how can gretchen say vicki wasn't helpful when gretchen came to her for advice. BAHAHAHA I too am laughing at old footage of slade. MY ASS that slade was making 7 figures M Y A S S. ps who the fuck goes to Treasures to buy furniture. SOOO classy! as I tweeted last night I'm glad bravo knocked on slade's cardboard box and put him up in a hotel to be able to come to the reunion. uhhh what work is slade doing?! as gretchen says he's her bitch. BAHAHAHA yeah I'm going to hire slade to do my marketing OK. sorry slade, people with brains don't buy it. he pays child support, no. ew gretchen is not crying on the reunion BOO HOO bitch. slade will just move on to another housewife. I wish vicki would have jumped in on that one. I can't believe she just sat there and said nothing. slade and gretchen just want the attention off themselves for being slimey gutter trash so they call everyone else out. OH HERE WE GO. disgusting revolting jeana, who I saw in person last summer and I have to say she's much thinner in person. jeana is such a battered woman who should just shut her mouth. of course what jeana and tamra consider abuse is different because jeana doesn't think anything is abuse! I think its funny that jeana would diss eddie's job when she's a realtor in the WORST economy EVER. my butt could be a realtor. again, why is vicki just letting what jeana says go! come on vicki!!! why is jeana emotional about simon and tamra's divorce?! get a life!! if there is a season 7 I hope gretchen and alexis go bye bye, see yaaaaaaa. I'm sure she broke into his house!!! O M G.

a couch divided

already the couches are divided, uh obvs I'm team tamra, vicki, and peggy because I'm not vapid and stupid or hate being a woman. I don't ever remember vicki saying she hated saying vagina LOL that came out of nowhere. see that's why I'm team tamra because she says it like it is, I was never on her side while she was married to that serial killer simon. alexis is so stupid, tamra's children are very young like they would turn on the tv and pick bravo to watch. THANK YOU tamra, I'm glad she brought that up, good christian alexis lets her kids roll into the pool like fucking susan smith while she's doing god knows what with that blob jim. alexis just needs to shut her fucking mouth, she believes that men run the show, I think jim should pimp slap her. im so sad donn and vicki are really getting divorced :( donn is the most normal husband. that's probably so hard for vicki to watch the footage. either vicki had some work done or she's hitting the sauce HARD. andy seems really surprised that vicki is dating LOL. noooooooo I want vicki to stay with donn :( I'm glad she's happy with brooks? but I still love donn. I would be crying so hard if I were vicki watching the donn interview, but donn worded it well. I can't believe briana is being so mean to her mom, there must be more to that. I don't get why briana would be so upset, especially at her age and the fact that donn isn't her biological dad. watching the alexis footage is baffling, she is such a worthless woman and an embarassment. talk about daddy issues!!! seeing alexis smile while watching makes it so much worse. alexis doesnt believe her own crap, she is miserable one minute, then fine the next. one day she'll crack, calling it now. that was a fabulous question for alexis! andy is a genius!!! it's so true how dare she say a woman can't do something and have daughters! then she says women can do anything D E L U S I O N A L. pick a side you cuckoo bitch. she is "watering" her marriage. gretchen makes no sense she should really shut the fuck up too. let's all get this straight, NO ONE cares if jim came to the dinner party! he would have eaten everyone's entrees anyways. actually alexis you DEFAULTED on your 8 million dollar loan, you dumbass. nothing she says makes any type of sense, she is really that stupid. wow gretchen's song is shit, I'd rather hear FRIDAY FRIDAY...on repeat. yeah gretch im fucking sick of hearing about slade and your embarassing relationship. watching the slade footage, UH yeah his over $88,000 unpaid child support is holding them back. DUH DUH DUH. why would gretchen cry LOL how is that sad for SLADE, she should be crying for his son. how can gretchen compare her non situation to jeana and tamra, everything tamra has said is T R U E. you dumb bitch. gretch needs to call her lawyer, we can all google all the money she has to pay to jay HER EX for slander. people who don't know anything about gretchen, please google it, it's all there. gretchen will NEVER admit what she did...she boned jay the entire time jeff was dying FACT. as much as I like peggy, this little tidbit of advice is stupid.

MORE-ROCK-COOOOOOOOOO

why is jill such a crybaby?! who cries like that let alone a grown woman! MEN-TAL. ramona is crying because she is HAMMEYED. uh luann wrong time..that oaf needs to peace out. luann is just a jealous lover trying to defend her woman, get a life you bitch! I wish that camel would have stomped on her face. sonja doesn't even know what's happening. kelly why are you in the room???? no one rang the cuckoo bell, please exit. that drives me crazy that luann can't pronouce sonja, she's says SAUN-YA..yeah stupid. "ramona's getting horny" LOL alex is so painfully awkward. no alex please don't get up and dance. Is ramona seriously this emotional or is she just going through menopause?? she and jill have never had a great friendship, we've seen 3 or 4? seasons of these hags and know by now how they all are. they need to just tell luann to shut the fuck up. as weird as alex is I like her! I think she's a little more genuine than the rest of them. "is she trying to interrupt our henna tattoos" LOL LOL yes she wants to you crazy bitch. ALEXA?? at northwestern on stage?! KELLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! luann gets in everyone else's business! is she for real?! inauthentic?!! oh big word kelly you dumb fucking bitch I'm glad some guy smacked you around, I sure would like to. but I have to admit that alex just ran in and started in on them. why can't kelly talk with her mouth slightly open?? she always opens her mouth all wide. I'm sure her breath smells like bad coffee. I love how ramona and sonja always do their own thing! LOL that's what I would do. ohhhh the hives are out and about. alex is sad?? kelly what are you talking about?! I would smack the shit out of kelly, I'd have to be restrained! I'd be hanging with ramona and sonja. why does jill always walk in with some weird comment? she has to make it about herself somehow. I'll admit alex's timing was weird but they just sink their fangs into her. they are so dramatic! why can't they eat in their room?! what's the issue, they are allowed to do their own thing. they are disappointed?! get a life, right now, more importantly get a hobby. who does luann think she is?! is she for real?! luann needs to get over herself. kelly is a wackjob that's why she gets involved. she's like a child. my tweets are out of control tonight LOL oh well it's funny. bahahahaha ramona coming in asking for dinner. I love that ramona doesn't give a fuck! ramona holding all the plates BAHAHAHAHAHA seriously you go girl!!! just like I'm team teresa this season, I'm team ramona. I'm pretty sure they can order food whenever they want um HELLO they had snacks at 5. how is ramona running away from her yet is now right in front of her. why is luann bringing up the psychic reader?! I'm with ramona who is she trying to fool?!! why do jill and ramona need a moment?! what are they in love? I think sonja and ramona are always hammered, but I'd rather be around them then the rest of the witches. luann's hair looks awful all slicked back ewww. I agree ramona these girls need to take a ton of hangers out of their asses! just relax. you can't even see her man boobs. I love how kelly's favorite moment was alone and some little lady said "good health" to her....ok kelly. how can you be the coach of a team you're on?? WHAT?!

THIS IS A CHRISTENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow audriana has grown up! joe gorGAH. way to jump into the drama right away! ????? gia is pulling her mom away?! GAHbage? that's the fav word in jersey. what the fuckkkkkk bangin on the table...LOL okay one week earlier. yeah no shit teresa we knew you went bankrupt, even though you continued to lie about it all last season. I want to go to teresa's book signing! she's gotten so much thinner. oh wow teresa getting a little emotional..it's obvs been a tough year..OF KARMA. of course all is good with the manzos, mafia life can't be that bad..... that view is gorgeous though. caroline wants to die???? because her children are moving out. wow. even my mom's not that bad. danielle really moved out of town?! ashley has a job with lizzie grubman??? she obvs got the internship while she was BONING jcheban. lizzie looks so healthy, her hair is like potato hair, just gorgeous. she works as an intern, figures. like anyone would hire ashley. lizzie go have a cig, ICK. they are so overdressed for that diner. ashley get your fucking life together! she has to wake up and go work..that's what we all do you stupid bitch! it's called normal life. chris shouldn't even offer to pay for anything! ashley is a lost cause. jesus cj looks IDENTICAL to chris, even down to the expressions! teresa looks like she has aged 10 years! must be all the stress. why would her bro's wife blow her off?? I kind of feel bad for teresa. ew what a bitch, why would she need to be invited?! that reminds me of some of my cuckoo family members. I think it's weird when grown women say they are spoiled..what did you marry your parents?! ewwww incest is gross. ok that's fucking GROSS, feet + face = sick. hmmm joe and melissa reminds me of teresa and joe. gia is IDENTICAL to teresa. ok I'm getting a little freaked out at how similar joe and teresa & joe and melissa are. joe loves the work ethic?! BAHAHAHA kathy is related to teresa too?!! what is this the real housewives of teresa guidice family?! oh woooooowwwww rich kathy's husband. I'm so grossed out. I DON'T love rich, so that's my stance. nice knife, who plays with knives?! creepy. that's how I make pasta, I open a jar of preggooo betch. chris and his mom are twinsies. what is this southern vs northeast ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. northeast has bullshit on lock yo. aren't they already married?! oh wait it's a christening. milania is way too old to be whining like that. oh just smack her! her hair & makeup guys looks like he wants to hang himself off her staircase. poor guy. why do they all need to share the same makeup people?! juicy joe WOOF where did that name come from?! ok what is the bad situation kathy??? it really hasn't been established. what the fuck is joe doing?! LOL LOL I love that even the makeup guy is a tough guy heeeeyyyyy ya bada bing you need to do ya makeup. I wish joe would have shit his pants he'd probably be all calm like he is with everything else. I'm for sure team teresa, I don't like melissa and I especially don't like joe (teresa's bro). she's representing her family..clothed? is that what she said?! why would she be naked? why is audriana dressed up like a swan? LOL it's okay joe I'm not thrilled to see teresa's bro and his wife either. I would not want rich going near my daughter. isn't lauren like 20? she doesn't need to get married now, but I'm sure her parents got married at like 19. but I do like that joe g(orga) doesn't take it out on the kids, not like adults would, but that shows that his heart is in the right place. thank you caroline! ashley can't expect her stepdad and mom to pay her bills. she didn't go to college, she's just floating through life, ya cut off bitch. I feel bad for teresa, I've never seen her this vulnerable before. it kind of shows she's a real person with feelings. caroline is just taking the words out of my mouth!! they are the same person!! wow this family is such a mindfuck, everyone is pointing fingers at each other and no one wants to take any sort of blame. that is the WORST time for teresa to walk up. EEK how awkward. poor camera guy he got knocked over LOL. aww poor gia, she is old enough to get what is happening. who are those two guys fighting with each other?! most random thing ever. LOL that guy "THIS IS A CHRISTENING!!!!!!" well said. who is still fighting?? hahahaha what is going on. there is obvs so much more to this guidice vs gorga drama but I don't see gorga's side at all. I feel like I'm watching an italian novela.

all of gretchen's exes live in texas

jim's stunt double is BACK. WOOF and looking worse than ever. I love how when people go to texas they think they need to get boots and wear leather?? wow how stereotypical. besides those are fucking ugly. that second one looks exactly the same as the first. oh really alexis you're not a girl's only trip kind of girl?! NO FUCKING SHIT. yeah being a grown woman I just now realized it's okay to travel alone ?????!!! does she really believe what she is saying, like the words coming out of her mouth deep down can't really make sense to her. alexis didn't want any of the women to like peggy and that didn't happen, that's why alexis is mad. I know I'm not in the insurance business or know what it entails but why would they need to stay until midnight?? simon, as no surprise, is showing his serial killer ways. simon is out of his damn mind. the fact that simon would act that way in front of the kids no less shows that this type of behavior is not new. I mean DUH like we all didn't know, I was on to simon from the beginning. like vicki and tamra would have wanted to go on your dumbass trip anyway gretchen. who wears cowboy hats?! that is the dumbest fashion statement unless you are like rounding up cattle, I don't know. wow alexis no one cares that you fell off a horse, that was 5 minutes I'll never get back. gretchen can't even walk, what a loser. her platforms are hard to walk in???? good you love texas, then stay there gretch and take slade with you. the entire world is going to ask gretchen if she and slade are getting married?!!! uhhhhh how about no one fucking cares about what you both do GET OVER YOURSELF. oh here we go, alexis is in a BIG competition with whatever peggy says. what is she in love with peggy?!!! maybe. faith was most important to you alexis DUH DUH DUH. he didn't want a girl who tinkled every minute?????? I'm sorry when did gary busey join the show? WOW WHAT A SHOCKER alexis doesn't believe in gay marriage. that crazy fucking bitch. go to hell alexis because you are halfway there. this whole situation with the dog leash is very dark, there is so much more to this story. I highly doubt this is the first time simon has lashed out. who does jeana think she is?!!!! O M G is jeana mayor of life? jeana needs to go eat her entire pantry. how far away did they drive to this bar? like back in time almost. food they normally don't eat, how about NEVER. alexis is HAMMERED. why would alexis pour ketchup into peggy's food?! ew what a bitch. I think it's funny that alexis is hysterical at peggy's party and here she's fine. BIPOLAR. awwww I LOVE donn. donn is the best. zambuka?! zamboni sillies hahaha. eddie is so supportive, I really like him. I get the situation tamra is in, she doesn't want him to be arrested but she needs to have something on record to show that this is happening and in front of her kids. ok vicki driving the zamboni is LOL LOL I want to watch a video of that. jeana needs to shut her fucking mouth. wow I so want to go line dancing NOT. oh wow how clever grtechen naming the bulls vicki and tamra, I'm surprised we didn't hear her cackle right after. I have to say I like this alexis better than the previous one, but I still don't like this one. alexis is such a bitch but peggy is a fool if she really thinks alexis was her friend. oh here comes disgusting jeana. I agree tamra jeana is a BITCH. ohhh like jeana cares, that fake voice and concern. it's not tamra's place to call the police?!!! is jeana high? has she just gone too many rounds with matt?!! JEANA THINKS HE JUST TOSSED IT TO HER?!! jeana is out of her fucking mind. tamra doesn't give a shit about simon's new gf, he will probably kill her. I'm so disgusted by this conversation and the fact jeana is sitting there after years of abuse from her husband and trying to say it's all tamra's fault. ummm hello the first step is denial jeana. jeana needs to go away, she is a horrible woman and a poor example of how a woman should be. OMG I love eddie! he is amazing. I'm so happy for tamra. I agree 100% with eddie in that his actions are his actions and it's not her fault.

for the record: I don't want to roll around in your sheets

lynne dippy lynne. I'm kind of glad she's come back for at least this episode. I'd rather have her silly ass than cuckoo alexis anyday. why is this whole kiss with fernanda such a huge thing?? I think its more for her to be on the show because without this conversation no one would care. I kind of feel bad for fernanda because obvs she likes tamra or just doesn't get it. how come they always come in different entrances at alexis' house?? tamra came through the back? LOL who knows. peggy needed attention??? she was hosting a dinner party!! she has to pay attention to all the guests. alexis doesn't get that hanging out with the group isn't hanging out with peggy and her hubby. peggy and micah have known alexis for a long time, his excuse makes no sense. her brain is a cobweb. OK I can't stand people who are super "christian" and do mean/say inappropriate things and say OH god will forgive me. biggest sack of shit ever! worst type of hypocrite. peggy and alexis don't really have a friendship so ummm no love lost there. aww donn trying to help out! what is wrong with vicki?! donn is great! love him!! she doesn't get it. he was hilarious at the dinner party. any woman would want to be with donn. everything vicki is saying is not how she treats donn. I don't get their relationship, I like that they are normal by typical standards but vicki seems to not get it. I don't know how to explain it any other way. I don't think vicki knows what she wants. why would fernanda go to texas with gretchen???? why would peggy want to go?? questions that we may never know. I totally remember them tweeting they were going wine tasting. hello vicki nailed it right on the head, jim doesn't want to be around women who have a voice or opinions which is why he married alexis. she wants to roll around in your sheets LOL LOL wow I'm shocked peggy would honestly say that she would call alexis in a crisis. alexis NEVER wanted you to meet the group peggy! uh lets all be clear here. I don't even like wine but I would want to go there. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NOISE THAT VICKI MADE?!! LOL LOL I'm a little confused as to why vicki would be so quiet about her issues when she expects everyone else to lay it on the table. OMG slade has a mom?! WAIT didn't they come visit in the first season?!! that is not the same woman!!! gretchen and slade can't slander anyone about his financial issues, he's an adult he should have saved. he's an idiot. ugh that cackle is sooooo annoying. she's not clever or funny. seriously who the hell is this woman? BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA law school? ok slade. mom news flash, I'm a loser. infusion is a super popular place to go. ew there's jim's stunt double! LOL dylan is gross. no alexis he can't skip school. she looks like her gross mom with that dark lipstick. that first dress is actually very pretty. she has def already worn that orange dress. no one understands what you do slade. IS HE SERIOUS?! he was so NOT supportive of jo. yeah you hope she supports YOU. WOOF and in enters the sloth known as jim. OHHHH wow what a shock that jim is funding the dress design, because alexis is a puppet. yeah I def would want to take modeling advice from JIM BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA I find it hard to believe that alexis believes her own statements, like NO ONE is like this! someone needs to tell jim to go take a lunch break, you know he wants to. SHE HAS TO LISTEN?!! I have no words.

comedy hour starring donn & tamra

I love how peggy says she and micah throw "exclusive" dinner parties. LOL yes everyone is DYINNGGG to go to their house for a party. really gretchen I don't see any guy saying ohhh there's gretchen, the filthy nasty whore, I want to date her! sorry honey but your bf has boned 3 other housewives and is only with you for the "celebrity" so shut your fucking mouth. gretchen you speaking with that fatass victor about slade's financial/custody troubles just shows how stupid you are. how can he go to court in order to "fix" his issues and his ex holds him in contempt uhhhhh YEAH there's more to that. DONN I love donn! he's the best. I'd stay married to donn. maybe normal??? HAHAHAHAHAHA go donn!!! "little different than simon who got along with, nobody" LOL. bring on the slade bashing!! slade deserves it 100%. slade is a complete deadbeat, gretchen and slade are too stupid to spin the story elsewhere especially since there is reports and proof. I don't think either of them get that if EVERYONE is saying they are lying, its probably THEM thats the issue. yeah he had his boys MY ASS. he didn't want to walk into the lion's den which I'm really bummed about. what is this bring your gay husband to dinner night?! he's a business man??? ok alexis LOL. uh no gretch the bitches are you and your ugly friend. yeah I'm sure eddie is sooo bummed that gretch doesn't want to meet him, I'm sure he's heartbroken. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes a mic is really necessary since there are like 5 people there. how awkward. aww that is cute that tamra and eddie started dancing. he's about to baff?! uh gretchen teach your friend words. thanks. donn is on a ROLL!! VIVA LA DONN. alexis doesn't know what to say when jim's not around?!!! is she fucking SERIOUS? what a nutbag. tonight is trash alexis and gretchen/slade night I LOVE IT! alexis is out of her mind. gretchen is fucking stupid. I really like micah for talking shit to alexis' gnome. how can alexis not be prepared to not be with her husband??? does she not see how CRAZY that is?! I'm with peggy, if you are going to cry in the bathroom GO HOME. doesn't she have to go home and bow down to jim anyway? GRETCHEN DID NOT SAY THAT THEY MAKE IGNORANT COMMENTS. what?! is she high??? we can read every court document, all I have do is look them up online and HELLO here they are!! what world is she in? obvs not this one. send jim's stunt double. I can't breathe HAHAHAHAHA "I'm going to powder my face" I can't stop LOL LOL uh YES alexis you are on a different planet. gretchen just get drunk like you did at tamra's party. TAM-RAAAAA. WHY WOULD SHE COME OUT AND MAKE AN ANNOUCEMENT. did alexis forget to take her meds?! peggy should bitchslap alexis. smack some sense into this chick. ALEXIS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! we'd rather see gretchen POOF and disappear. seriously what is with the microphone?? like seriously. if it makes you feel better, I laughed at you too alexis. did vicki just say holy flipping vaginas? LOL "how can I eat my asparagus without my best friend?!" HAHAHAHAHAHA I can't breathe.

dustin/spencer is a hypocrite

UH ok dustin you won't ride in a gondola with a dude BUT you will BLOW and BONE a dude. yeah ok that makes perfect sense. if I were on the show I'd be friends with mike mike and leroy! everyone else is too much drama. ewwww is dustin's mom 105? beginning stages of racing?? what the fuck is up with this season?!! all of their parents have gone to jail/drug addicts they couldn't find people without skeletons in their closets? hmm oh well. 17th time? super specific. I don't mean to make light of people's issues but dustin is straight up trailer park trash. I feel like dustin is here for drama, he's not genuine and mike mike sees that. EW adam should NOT be allowed to call their place. why wouldn't adam say he did gay porn? he obvs knows because if you google his name (like I did after the first episode) its EVERYWHERE. I'm not sure how I would react, I wouldn't really care and would just mind my business. I would be more concerned with telling dustin that it doesn't matter if he's gay, he should just own it. no one cares who is gay! be who you are. wow I don't think my mom would have googled him, someone obvs did! ok dustin way to NOT handle it. I never would have told heather, she was going to find out. heather has to know its gay porn because I doubt she would be THAT upset over just mainstream porn. I would def want to see either way, what type of porn it was. UH YEAH NO SHIT NANY "uhhh I think its like gay porn" way to state the obvs you idiot. dustin came on the this show, knowing his past, he knew it would come out! I don't feel sorry for him! who cares, he did gay porn BUT he's such a homophobe. EVERYTHING IS TRUE DUSTIN. like he can't lie! dustin you are a fucking LIAR. is dustin that stupid?!! he's surprised she's upset?!! DUSTIN 100% had SEX I SAW IT! dustin you are GAY just admit it!!! how can they all go out like nothing happened? if I were dustin I would just kind of lay low. aww mike mike 'cirque DOO soleil" LOL dustin likes the guy in the little jean shorts. wow how AWKWARD I can't believe dustin actually went up there. he's very used to that. what the fuck is cooke wearing LOL hahahaha way to lighten the mood. whoooaaa way to jump ahead, you were going to have kids with him?!! honey you met him in vegas on the real world. get real. leroy and mike mike are the least homophobic/judgemental in the house! thank you voice of reason leroy! dustin doesn't get it. HOW CAN DUSTIN SIT THERE AND LIE. there were NO straight men in that house!!! THANK YOU LEROY. dustin is completely hypocritical. dustin needs to talk to god?? im a little confused about where that came from but I want to jump through the tv. I would be like ok bye dustin. good riddance. you love him?? heather along with the rest of the girls in the house need to screw their heads on straight. I agree with mike mike, dustin would have said nothing and continued to be judgemental. he should have told heather, I don't think heather would have repeated it had he told her. home alone LOL LOL aww mike mike and leroy trying to make heather feel better. he needs to sit everybody down and not lie. OH PLEASE he didn't have a lot of options. is he fucking serious?!!! I'm no joke watching this and shaking my head. wow thank you heather for making an obvs statement here that dustin is a fucking hypocrite. DUSTIN YOU ARE AN ADULT, YOU MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS. I would not have been able to sit there and listen to that bullshit. the letter said NOTHING about mike mike hating him, dustin is delusional. yes she will see you having sex with other guys because it HAPPENED. oral sex & anal sex HELLOOOO he needs to stop lying. it gave you opportunities????? what were they? he just doesn't get it.

someone unlocked jeana's psych ward

slade is an "artist" now because he's a homeless man that will need to sell them on the corner. how does slade have NO money?!! he has absolutely no savings?! probably not, he doesn't seem too smart. I feel that gretchen knows slade isn't going anywhere because he needs the show and her "celebrity" so she acts how she really is. the way she treats slade now is the REAL gretchen, which is a total fucking bitch. she's so phony. WOW alexis you are a fucking TWO FACE. as dina would say TWO FACE. she talks shit about everyone behind their backs and involves herself in aspects that are none of her damn business and then wants to tell vicki to be open with her. OK ALEXIS. message to alexis: just because you keep saying you are a christian woman and try to be "your best" doesn't mean SHIT if you don't act on it. its like people who are mean and nasty but think its ok because they go to church on sundays. uhhhhhh no. I wouldn't want to do any art with slade. sorry. this is just kind of weird. ps who the hell would let slade use their studio?! oh that guy! LOL OMG OMG he was on millionaire matchmaker!!! he was super awkward! those colors actually look nice together but why did that dude stay and hang out. that portrait is really nice. why is this food tasting so awkward?!! did I miss something?? wouldn't the woman being hired want to do what they want? usually tamra is in the episode in the beginning, its kind of weird to have her not be. LOL bahahahaha "why is ice cream in the refrigerator??" I don't know why this is so hilarious to me right now. uh you can get roofied anywhere! vicki should know she was there when peggy and tamra did in ny! vicki pretty much reminds me of my mom! she drives me crazy and doesn't know how to let go. tamra looks great in her runway attire! love tams. peggy's boobies are big but over the muscle EWW not a good look. HAHAHAHAHA who let jeana escape from the mental institution?!! whoever did her hair should be shot. jeana still looks as gross as ever. I don't think jeana looks any different. WHAT THE FUCK IS JEANA TALKING ABOUT?! jeana you are just a battered woman that thinks its ok when men treat women like SHIT. jeana please go kill yourself. thanks. COR-TURE?! bahahahaha ok alexis. this is sad. her dress looks like a dancing with the stars dress, and its fucking hideous. UH where can everyone wear this dress to??? nowhere is right. yes alexis is always right...and here dresses are where?????? thats right nowhere bahahahaha shes so stupid. I feel like I spaced out, what is this fashion show for?? vicki putting briana in a box is hilarious, she loves her daughter but that is just too much! ok what the hell is peggy eating?!! no jeana you def don't look pretty, butt ass ugly is more like it. aww I like that peggy is getting back into what she loves. why is she swinging her arms down the runway?! LOL oh briana is LIT up! she needs to unwind after dealing with her mom. um who the fuck are these old ladies?? awkward. fernanda and her ex have a what together?! I can't understand her. of course lynne would be there. I really like fernanda's sneaks. oh please, all friends kiss their gfs at some point but I can't judge I wasn't there. "tamra likes guys" LOL yes we know lynn. that was just confusing.

where the HELL were you JESUS BARBIE?!

I'm so team tamra. why the hell would she live by simon?!! I know he's the father of her children but I would never want to live by that cuckoobird. simon is a nutcase. I can't believe her mom would let simon come hang out. I would NEVER let that happen. simon is a serial killer. poor donn, he wasn't invited to vicki's 30 year high school reunion LOL. oh here we go with alexis. alexis is the pot stirrer of this season. JESUS BARBIE BAHAHAHAHAHA. alexis is so taylor from bev hills. yeah by the way, alexis and jim defaulted on their 8 MILLION DOLLAR LOAN LOL LOL. gretchen christine beaute bahahaha yeah you have no companies gretch and you owe people bank! pay up BITCH. I want to see her ex-husband chris! I wish he would come on the show. If anyone who reads this knows gretch call chris please. slade doesn't look fat. wow I never thought I'd stick up for slade. wow that clip from the first season of slade is straight up embarassing. yes "taste of your own juice" spaaa voice donn!! I love spa days. why aren't they in robes? def not the spa day I'm used to. uhhhhh why is the massage therapist in a cocktail dress?!! LOL and since when do they have their hair down and gracing your back? oooh she got over the muscle, not a good look. gretch's top is super cute. yeah lets not get on the dad talk with slade. micah is allergic to lip gloss??? yeah I'm with gretchen what the fuck are they talking about?! micah and peggy are weirdos. micah doesn't look right and if they don't look right...THEY AREN'T RIGHT. no peggy, micah is not great looking. well slade why didn't you fucking save any money?!! you have 2 kids!! DEADBEAT. how has tamra screwed over gretch?!!! GRETCHEN YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR. how can gretchen seriously deny anything with it all on record! tubba wubba isn't even funny! gretchen is like a little kid she says shit that isn't funny but she doesn't get it. omg omg :( I can't believe her dog fell off the table! poor baby. ok virgo and aries don't mesh well. peggy needs to check her astrology chart. their lunch looks good! who says "hello mr and mrs gunvalson"??? especially at a restaurant. wow that's a tiny ass piece of steak. vicki and donn talk like they are friends. I'm a little surprised that vicki and donn are 9 years apart! they look the same age! how can tamra not get any financial support from simon??? that doesn't seem to make sense. that furniture is hideous but hopefully that woman can do some work on it. awww vito and rocco with the soccer balls. sooo sweet :) they are little sausages. slade doesn't have time to work out?! um slade, what do you do during the day??? I'm with slade, that's not nice to constantly call your bf/gf fat. that's kind of emotionally abusive. it's a super double standard because if he called her fat, it would NOT be ok. slade doesn't embarass her publicly! just like tamra isn't lying!! gretch needs to stop being a victim. UH GRETCH should we rewind the tape???? you call slade fat every second! is she really that stupid?!! I mean we're all on the same page right?? LOL omg I kind of feel bad for slade. ALL FLASH AND NO CASH I LOVE LOVE it!!!!! okkkkk did I just see a skinny modeling pic of jim?!! alexis really must have a lot of time on her hands to get mad at this bullshit. wow what does this make me think of????? camille? kyle? YES. where did you go alexis?! because you didn't stick up for tamra. sorry but I don't see alexis' side AT ALL. make a joke about the perrier bottle???? ok. good thing alexis isn't a comedian. she's in the cosmeticare commercial! LOL tamra you can't argue with jesus bahahahaha

I think everyone grows up wanting to work at saddle ranch

bombshell mcgee works at saddle ranch now?! typical. all the employees want to be actors/dancers. don't quit your day jobs. LARRY IS ON HIS WAY IN!!! LARRY IS ON HIS WAY IN!! uh larry blow me. I'm glad his standards for saddle ranch are EXTREMELY high. excuse me while I fall over and laugh my ass off. yes please make the mannequin hanging out of the window more upright, yes that'd be great. 10 commandments of saddle ranch. stop. please stop. I can't breath. I'm embarassed for them. I talked to jackie and she called some hollywood agents to get some crazy whores come work for us to put on a good show. yes sales is so important at a restaurant. either they order food or they don't. "top performers" yeah from the valley. All of these "employees/actors?" should be embarassed. top seller of what??? am I missing something? apparently. wow how romantic..I'd be flattered if I touched a guy's weiner and he vomitted. ohhh that cotton candy looks good :) kameron is like angelina she's a bartender, she does great things. NO HUGGING NO HUGGING! what kind of fucking place is this?!!! rachel is actually bombshell mcgee. yes this is a big challenge! I would never knock anyone's profession but I mean COME ON. oh yeah rachel is so hot..can you even see her through her tattoos? robb Z man is a total bro. I'm sure marky and him know each other. uhhh for how strict the place is, they all dress like bums. yeah I agree with kameron, rachel is soo amazing. she's a fucking bartender LOL. im sure larry wouldn't be too happy that kameron can't make any drinks. oh yes lets sit in the office and discuss this serious situation LOL. yes grenadine on the ice is very serious.

out with the hills in with the trailer park

hi im ceiling eyes. this is the hills revamped to now show me. here's my white trash family. marky is a total bro. casey is married with 2 kids and she's 15. lynn is the biggest piece of trash. my dad is kind of like bruce jenner, he doesn't fit. wow I'm already bored. how come all these starlets do photo shoots that we never see??? is it just for the show? I'm pretty sure cory and audrina aren't even together anymore. why would cory be jealous of a photoshoot? maybe in your head audrina! I'm sure he bones all the pro ho's he can find so you can just worry about yourself. judging by your mom you'll look the same as you do now. ewww creepy willy. like seriously?! audrina has trouble being sexy in front of the camera MY ASS. "she's really nice" and they didn't pay me to say this! mark is like an old bro. if I had to label myself, I'd say I'm the biggest piece of trailer trash around. nice cig voice MOM. to quote nicole richie on simple life " do you love the cigs dear?" I think it's time for lynn to drink some water lay off the booze baby. yeah learn from your mistakes! I'm sure she's been in and out of the "hospital" yeah right she has totally seen that video everyone has! so embarassing. she wants to apologize because she is SHWASSTTEDDDDD. OMG I forgot audrina was part of the celebs who were robbed by the "bling ring" uhhhhhh why would she need to ask her parents if she can move to a new house?!! "fliff flaff to south county?!" what the fuck is she saying? uhhh why don't they put subtitles for lynn? huhh??? please speak so we can understand you. she doesn't look at you like you're little kids she looks at you with beer goggles! soooo stoked to see your new house sis im SO bro. yeah party potential BROOOOOOO dance floor spin tables. LIL BIT LIL BIT. wow ben is creepy! I'm sure he has had some girls in the "voyeur" shower. hahahahabrohahahbro pretty funny. dad's bbqing I'm getting hammered and I'm pretty much shit faced right now. LOL oh yes they are sooo religious! why the hell would they let lynn "walk down the catwalk" is she serious?!! LOL LOL totally! at fashion week random people just walk on the runway. I'm with casey what the hell is lynn talking about? no one is angry???? marky thanks for the BRO moment. yeah lets all sniff the cake.

gay rights apparently means sonja morgan day

LOVE LOVE sonja's bathroom. I'm a little surprised they asked sonja to be the grand marshall. I don't think alex is trying to make it her day by talking about how she is on the committee, but more just making it known she has helped put it together and worked with them. She def gets overlooked so she is trying to be more in the front. the only dress I like is sonja's. I can see sonja's point in that it is part of her day because she is the grand marshall and I think anyone would be nervous. Alex was taking it a little too seriously. Oh there's simon with his bfs :) simon should just admit it, he's here, he's queer and he's fabulous! you go boy! that's weird that sonja would not want anyone else to speak but her. and she has nothing planned to speak about! that was just rude of sonja. it just seems kind of out of nowhere. kelly needs to shut up and butt out. I'm really shocked that luann would stick up for what's right which is that sonja shouldn't have made it about herself. whoa that was a quick move straight towards jill alex! LOL oh WAH WAH jill she's picking on you. grow up you nasty bitch. if I were bethenny I'd be like why was I ever friends with that BITCH?! to be honest it seems like no one knows who the fuck sonja is LOL right??? AWKWARD. sonja should have planned. I'm embarassed for sonja. I agree with alex! sonja sounded ignorant. ok those high chairs cindy's kids sit in look like space eggs. howie and cindy's relationship is kind of weird. why is he always there?! WAIT A SECOND THATS NOT CINDY?!!!!! ok im officially FREAKED OUT. incest is not best. ewwwwww I don't know if I can move on from this LOL GROSS SICK. ok its out. if I were alex I wouldn't even go there with jill! I would just ignore her and tell her not to be at my home. what the fuck is simon talking about?! yes he does love his men. UH DUH. brian looks familiar! haha (only my friend gets this) that photo looks like sonja for sure but its not a self portrait like she seems to think. when sonja wears her hair back she is very barbra streisand. why do all these bitches talk about alex like she's so below them. EXCUSE ME. you whores married into money! NONE of you came from it. sorry but you can never escape where you came from, it always comes out. luann MONEY DOESNT BUY YOU CLASS BITCH. LOL yes ramona, kelly is a complete wackadoo! I would never want to be seen with kelly. is alex serious?! she really never thought sonja would be that way? LOL I could see that the first time she talked. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok kelly "mr. gucci" invited you. she's such a famous supermodel. yeah of course kelly isnt staying for the dinner, she was soooo invited and all. oh hell no would I make another placecard! I'd tell kelly to fuck off. ramona is so NOT older than you! kelly is such a worthless, useless cunt. she really is. she has no worth in the world. bethenny was so right in that she lives in another world in her head that no one else sees. she's delusional and needs to be committed against her will. sonja is in the wrong she needs to just admit it. ok that was fucking weird that girl running up to brian! haha she needs to realize that he's only with her old ass for money and exposure. why can't sonja just admit she's the one with the issue. I'm glad alex is sticking up for herself. tonight is not about her and brian. brian is using your ass honey. omg I would have been so mad if I were alex! my blood would be boiling! of course luann would stick up for sonja she is a jill fan. luann is some trailer park trash who feels she's somehow moved up in society. your husband left you for some young chick :) it blows my mind that these women think they are something in the world when no one outside of their old hag friends know who the hell they are!

just say no to joe

omg I totally want that juicer! that would be so awkward talking about sex in front of my brother! I don't know I don't come from a big family so I don't know how they are supposed to act. lamar looks nothing like his parents. maybe if his dad had more meat on his bones he would look like him. its kind of weird because all of a sudden we're hearing about lamar's dad when they have a show. we all know whats up. basketball isn't really my sport I've never really followed it. I don't really have a feeling toward the lakers either way. I have the kardash book! I would love to have them sign it but I don't think they signed in my city. I find it weird that khloe has never met lamar's dad ??? wow thats awkward! he telling khloe thanks for paying my rent is WEIRD! hell to the no would I EVER support either of my parents if they were addicts! since when does rob wear glasses??? scottie pippen huh??? the DEVIL that is his wife was probably there. ew bitch. why would khloe be excited to meet his dad?? LOL lamar "did he ask you for $100?" I would never push it if I were khloe! his dad is not her dad! she needs to get that. I completely side with lamar on the dad issue. why is khloe on the treadmill with her hair down? eww sweaty. why would lamar thank her for telling him to hang with his dad?? his dad is an addict and has never been there I'd be like peace BITCH. wowww I feel so bad for lamar that is so embarassing. all he wants is a parent. he lost his mom and obviously he would like to have a parent but thankfully he has the kardash/jenner fam. I knew it! he didn't get picked. I know enough about basketball to know that. I wonder if lamar doing the show is going to negatively effect him..I get a feeling its not going to turn out well. maybe he'll say something or get flack for something he said. It is nice to see lamar have a vulnerable side. I don't think athletes ever show that side. aww I'm glad khloe and lamar showed up at the celeb game :) :)

dried up prunes of nyc

wow those are the worst intros EVER. kelly is so fucking stupid "living the american dream one mistake at a time" yeah ok that makes total sense. I still want her to produce her degree from Columbia which will never happen! like her dumbass went to college. if I were alex I would never go and talk to jill. I completely agree with alex in that jill tried to start shit to get people on her side and it backfired. karma is a bitch and that bitch is named jill zarin. LOVE LOVE that they are marching for marriage equality! no h8 :) wow kelly is looking hag central! not like she ever looked good but she looks burnt. whats with the housewives trying to use big words and using them incorrectly?! that drives me crazy!! oh fuck you jill, you are NOT nice. jill is a nasty nasty bitch. she needs to stop talking about bethenny because in the press all she says is how bethenny isn't a good friend and was never a friend to her. what is jill in love with bethenny?! sounds like it. ramona said it, jill only likes the underdog or being level with someone. jill needs to get off her loser ass and realize hanging with ANY "celeb" doesn't make her cool. michael lohan, john gosselin? total peeps I want in my circle too! alex and simon's "office" looks like a dungeon. I think they shot scenes from silence of the lambs there. yeah youre right kelly being a model doesnt mean youre pretty! like you! you manly bitch. I didn't know pat benatar was on the show! omg LOVE that she owns completely bare! im all about the BCC :) (ask me what it means LOL) waxing is the best way. you go girl! cindy is cool. kelly shouldnt be talking shit about anyone. bahahahaha we can always count on ramona to quiet the room. I would totally wonder too if I were jill. how can you not? cindy is old. jacque totally looks like a cartoon character/adrian brody. brian only likes her for her money jacque. sorry it is what it is. sonja is beautiful but this is reality. did I miss something? where the hell are the singers/kempens? ramona can't even talk now, her mouth is more demented. alex's hair is SO blonde! but I love it. I must have zoned out during the episode because I have no clue who the hell is getting married. uggghhh im SO over hearing jill whine. why can't she just be an adult and get over it?! OK jill does everyone have to message you when they are coming?! smoke signals? doves? ok got it. who the fuck is jennifer?! I was reading about the red sox being 0-6 and must have zoned out LOL (loving it btw) why would cindy be offended by ramona saying that?! am I out of it or am I just not getting it?? why the fuck would any organization care to use jill's name? jill is such a snob and a fucking bitch! who is she?! she married someone so that makes her royalty? yeah no. also what is wrong with ramona and alex's dresses at the wedding?! its not like anyone is looking at them anyways.

i didn't know the devil's name was larsa pippen

E L S A how i love thee! yes lets sit and enyoy the wedding pics :) i like elsa and marysol's mother/daughter relationship it cracks me up! isnt marysol in her mid 40s?! im pretty sure she said that before. i wont even say more..no judgment but babies in my mid 40s?? no. alexia is NOT pretty! she is pinched like a bug. her poor son freddy? i already forgot his name. he will never amount to anything. PETER! thats his name. why doesnt peter focus maybe on school?! or a trade?! modeling..not so much. LOL peter is so motivated!! uhh..NOT. if larsa organized the event she should know who the designers are! what bullshit. thats funny cristy saying lea is only a wife..um deary what are you?!! you are an ex-nba wife and you popped out a few babies. pot meet cristy. larsa is such a bitch. can alexia ever talk WITHOUT shaking her head and hands?! no. that swimsuit is butt ass ugly. ew they both are! who would buy those?? yes cristy the whole nine yards..?? what does that even mean?! bahahaha larsa's friend tara is ugly. she should put the swimsuit over her head. why would adriana want to marry frederic? she's not really into him and if he doesn't want to marry you and that's what you want..MOVE ON! ick i could have done without seeing them kiss. i bet that mask feels good, probably tingly. im surprised that little bra stayed in place those boobies are about to pop out! well obvs she hasnt gotten "that" because they are still not engaged. i like marysol but her decorating skills are AWFUL. that globe pillow?! eek!! adriana is pretty but the thought of frederic and her having sex grosses me out. awkward lap dance sequence! so not sexy! tamra's bathtub scene at least seemed real. i do like marysol's place setting though! yay elsa is here!! that outfit is fucking ugly larsa. i LOVE when elsa talks shit to phillipe LOL psychics are fun! who cares if she doesnt believe in it. why does larsa just talk jibble jabble. she sounds so stupid. AHHHH WORRIED ABOUT A MAN. i called it ALONG time ago! larsa is always talking about how her life is so perfect and how her husband is so hot blah blah blah MY ASS baby! im such a genious :) maybe im a witch too LOL no you stupid bitch psychics dont tell you how great your hair is! is she really this stupid?!!! yes you have NEVER EVER had any frozen food larsa. THANK YOU LEA yes screw them! larsa is obsessed with rice! why?! does she ever explain that? no one cares that larsa doesnt believe in it! i agree with alexia, no you are not perfect. is it just me or is larsa gettin ghetto?! ohhh girllll. HAHAHA GOOD ONE LEA! yeah she has no friends but her kids, i can see that. im glad at least larsa knows the world is round. im loving lea more and more! no wonder i liked her from the beginning. i think elsa speaks the truth. please just shut your fucking mouth larsa. here we go with the fucking nannies again! the reason she has gone through a ton of nannies is because she is a CUNT. who is tara shes fucking ugly. if i was marysol i would have choked larsa out! i would never have let that shit happen. good for marysol im glad shes being honest about her feelings for larsa, i would have been so offended. can peter speak for himself?!! hes what 18? im sure hes learned words by now. who wouldnt want to date peter, no personality, no ambition..sounds like a sweet catch to me! i would say OH no dont show your teeth! WOOF braces please. alexia please stop shaking your head, that must hurt after a while. he has to ask his mom when he should eat?! is this a joke?!!! i have no words. the only reason they signed him is because of the show. yeah he needs personality thats the UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR. uh college fund? where would he get in? he couldnt even get into a community college ahahahahaha NO ONE IS SAYING THEY ARE PERFECT. larsa is fucking stupid. who would want to be around this woman? GET RID OF HER DOGS?!!!! she hates animals too?!! evil her name should be damien. ok im so over seeing frederic and adriana. uh boo boo thats not a good way to get your bf to propose. this is laughable yet sad. oh wow he graduated?! really? maybe alexia wants to bone her son its a very odd relationship. no i dont think anything will ever "click" for him. who is that young boy they keep showing? who the fuck is frankie? did i miss something? JUST SHUT UP LARSA. someone please slash her vocal chords. why cant they all just relax and calm down?! i wish she did break her ankle. you go lea!!! yeah put hand sanitizer on it larsa, which would poison you! dumb bitch. duh larsa's mom is a bigger bitch like we didn't know. she is ignorant. i love how adriana's hat is all tipped LOL i dont miss people either lea! LOL love her!

Behind the Orange Curtain

The Real Housewives of Orange County Season Six is very different from previous seasons. It seems that all the women are finally coming to terms or being honest with how things really are. Alexis and Tamra especially; they both have previously acted like their marriages were perfect and only slightly mentioned little digs here and there of their frustrations, where as now they say it like it is. None of them seem to want to pretend that they all get along and are friends and if they feel like laying it all on the line they will! There is definitely a darker tone on this season; possibly because both Alexis and Peggy, the new housewife, have both defaulted on their home loans and had to move and downsize; and have brought them down to earth. Alexis especially has so far seemed the most changed in her perspective and doesn’t live on cloud nine anymore.

            The mere thought of Gretchen and Slade makes my skin crawl. They are both extremely pathological and shady. Tamra revealed so many true things about Gretchen in the past seasons yet she continues to deny they are valid. She continues to put herself in the victim role and see everyone else as judging her. I never in my life thought I would stick up for Alexis, but the “princess gate” was completely overblown and it was obvious to everyone but Gretchen how Alexis meant it. I’m starting to feel like Gretchen’s actions are more for show and entertainment than real. The fact that she demanded that Shawna always have her back and stick up for her in the future is crazy, especially when there was no need for Shawna to get involved at all. It’s clearly obvious that I’m on Team Tamra; I’m glad she’s away from that psycho Simon and has moved on to her new man. I’m a little confused about Eddie though because Simon previously stated that Eddie was his friend and they would all go out together. I respect that Tamra has picked up the pieces so quickly and is trying, for the most part, to keep out of the drama this season.

            Peggy is the new OC housewife and I’m unsure of her already. I’m sure it’s extremely hard for her to watch the show after the fact. Alexis and Peggy are friends?? Could have fooled me. These two women are not friends but competitors. I understand with some women that can be common but it’s usually over clothes or possessions, not their children. Peggy and her husband seem very off to me. There is something not right there and I’m sure we will see this as the show rolls on. Why someone would feel the need to show their arsenal on TV is puzzling. Alexis, Alexis, Alexis. I have never been a fan of this women and I’m not too sure if my feelings will change this season. She isn’t ordering her crazy drinks, she talks about how she wanted more than being a stay at home mom, and that her relationship with Jim has changed. I’m anxious to see if Jim and Tamra are the new Simon and Vicki, I call YES.

            Vicki is the housewife we can always count on to be the same. She does what she wants and doesn’t apologize for it. She’s loud and as she says, “its work, work, work” If you really pay attention to her associates, they either don’t say a word around her or seem to be incredibly annoyed. It may be the cameras but I’ll take the latter and say it’s because she’s difficult to work for. What you can’t deny is her love for Briana. She wants the best for her daughter but is still trying to keep a grasp on her in order to protect her. Considering Donn, it’s obvious that the relationship is a lost cause, which I’m so sad about because he is so nice and by far the most normal husband on the show. Vicki has always stated in previous seasons that she wanted more in her “love tank” and wanted new life experiences and it’s obvious she wants to flirt and have fun.

This season of the OC housewives is more real than ever before. No one is hiding behind anything and it’s all out on the table for everyone to see. I foresee problems in Alexis and Jim’s marriage and issues between Gretchen and Slade. I think it’s safe to say that all the women will come out of this experience completely different than previous seasons.