hung up on my face

so I really haven't been into the mia housewives but they def are thought provoking. I don't like any of them so far, except for Lea, she is fascinating to me! I don't know why but her look, her non-moving face, and the way she interacts is incredibly interesting. out of all the cities they are so aware of the cameras and they def play up to them. adriana seems to be the most vulnerable and wears her heart on her sleeve but the constant drama is just too much! settle down honey. kim zoliak? haha I didn't notice that when I watched it earlier. oddly enough my mom totally remembers the trial her husband was in. usually I look up that kind of stuff on the internet but I'm so disinterested in these women I haven't. this whole charity just seems very shady..not saying it is but to me raising over 11 million dollars for at-risk kids??? what doe the money go toward? hmmm who knows. I sure as hell know I wouldn't want to work for any of these women! it looks like they are all thinking you fucking quilt faced betch. truth be told if alexia didn't work for her husband's magazine she would be an ex promo model. LETS BE REAL PEOPLE this is no secret. basically she's a wife who asked her husband if she could work for the magazine. why would she need to promote herself in the magazine?? what exactly is she promoting?? yeah I don't know either. ok I LOVE chef pepin' I can't stand cristy but hes fabulous. Lea had time to plan her own luncheon but couldn't attend anyone else's? wow alexia how profound..why would she feel the need to justify falling in love with a cuban man and saying its okay that cristy fell in love with an african american man ???? what was the point of that?! larsa had a FAB nose job! its perf. I don't know why the girls cared that he made the food in a crock pot! its not your party and if you have an issue don't eat it and go home, no one will miss you not even CHEF PEPIN' eww larsa is such a BITCH like she is a BITCH she may be kate gosselin status bitch. you don't walk on water honey and please fix those tiger stripes in your hair. uhh adriana why would the teacher be mad your son is waiting?! bahahaha he's out an hour early and I'm sure she has work to do. I would have hung up on that bitch. alexia please shut up because adriana has a job so she doesn't need to get up and go anywhere, you really have nothing to be proud of so keep that to yourself. larsa doesn't seem to understand much. her favorite word is dynamics, sweetie just throwing that word in doesn't make you sound smart. what kid goes and stands in the parking lot after school?! LOL I don't think thats where he is. All I picture is him standing amongst parked cars. do adriana and fredrick really live in that house or do they just film in someone's backyard? they are never in the house, always on the dock or sitting outside haha maybe they are like the salahis and rented a house just to shoot scenes. thats sad. why would she say that he is moody because he is french? do people really say that? I've never heard that. kind of offensive. I wonder if larsa really has friends I don't understand how any woman would want to be friends with her. the way she talks about nannies is beyond offensive and rude! she has no soul! why would she call people snail and turtle?! she sleeps really well after she fires someone NICE I'm calling it now I doubt larsa really has any friends. I don't understand how they all say alexia is so pretty, if you really look at her, she isn't. the convo between alexia and adriana is so annoying 1) youre not the first woman to have children 2) to say that being a man is easy because all they have to do is make money is not only offensive to yourself but offensive to women everywhere because you're basically saying that all women are shallow and only want men for money. woof that closet is ugly, reminds me of an outdated 80s country club locker room. yeah that makes sense, scottie would be upset because he wanted to take the kids to disneyworld early ?? um ok. "miss turtle" WOW why don't you ask her to pack for you?! where is she right now? I doubt she is just sitting down relaxing. maybe she's locked in a cage. JOE FRANCIS. thats all. I have a feeling most of Lea's friends are her husband's clients. I wish Marysol wouldn't have gotten all that plastic surgery, just looking at her mother who looks like Ursula from The Little Mermaid should have stopped her. I think her "mom" is really a tranny. or is wearing a mask. I don't think Lea's face could be any tighter, it almost looks painful. KIM AND TRACY. how and why does Lea know Tracy?! how did they meet?? thats a story I'd like to find. Marysol's bf looks like a big bloated scott disick! oh whoa charlie crist? random. and hes with his "wife" :) ..... Lea's husband is old like almost dicrepid old. I like live auctions too herman! it is funny that alexia is like NO I don't want it. cristy you know you did not have a flat tire! why you got to lie?! LOL her face bugs me. I wish she would have said what the items were! I want to know! there was a boxing ring set up?! I'd be pissed too if I were Lea! who does cristy think she is? invoice the shit out of them.