Tuesday, March 29, 2011
i didn't know the devil's name was larsa pippen
E L S A how i love thee! yes lets sit and enyoy the wedding pics :) i like elsa and marysol's mother/daughter relationship it cracks me up! isnt marysol in her mid 40s?! im pretty sure she said that before. i wont even say more..no judgment but babies in my mid 40s?? no. alexia is NOT pretty! she is pinched like a bug. her poor son freddy? i already forgot his name. he will never amount to anything. PETER! thats his name. why doesnt peter focus maybe on school?! or a trade?! modeling..not so much. LOL peter is so motivated!! uhh..NOT. if larsa organized the event she should know who the designers are! what bullshit. thats funny cristy saying lea is only a wife..um deary what are you?!! you are an ex-nba wife and you popped out a few babies. pot meet cristy. larsa is such a bitch. can alexia ever talk WITHOUT shaking her head and hands?! no. that swimsuit is butt ass ugly. ew they both are! who would buy those?? yes cristy the whole nine yards..?? what does that even mean?! bahahaha larsa's friend tara is ugly. she should put the swimsuit over her head. why would adriana want to marry frederic? she's not really into him and if he doesn't want to marry you and that's what you want..MOVE ON! ick i could have done without seeing them kiss. i bet that mask feels good, probably tingly. im surprised that little bra stayed in place those boobies are about to pop out! well obvs she hasnt gotten "that" because they are still not engaged. i like marysol but her decorating skills are AWFUL. that globe pillow?! eek!! adriana is pretty but the thought of frederic and her having sex grosses me out. awkward lap dance sequence! so not sexy! tamra's bathtub scene at least seemed real. i do like marysol's place setting though! yay elsa is here!! that outfit is fucking ugly larsa. i LOVE when elsa talks shit to phillipe LOL psychics are fun! who cares if she doesnt believe in it. why does larsa just talk jibble jabble. she sounds so stupid. AHHHH WORRIED ABOUT A MAN. i called it ALONG time ago! larsa is always talking about how her life is so perfect and how her husband is so hot blah blah blah MY ASS baby! im such a genious :) maybe im a witch too LOL no you stupid bitch psychics dont tell you how great your hair is! is she really this stupid?!!! yes you have NEVER EVER had any frozen food larsa. THANK YOU LEA yes screw them! larsa is obsessed with rice! why?! does she ever explain that? no one cares that larsa doesnt believe in it! i agree with alexia, no you are not perfect. is it just me or is larsa gettin ghetto?! ohhh girllll. HAHAHA GOOD ONE LEA! yeah she has no friends but her kids, i can see that. im glad at least larsa knows the world is round. im loving lea more and more! no wonder i liked her from the beginning. i think elsa speaks the truth. please just shut your fucking mouth larsa. here we go with the fucking nannies again! the reason she has gone through a ton of nannies is because she is a CUNT. who is tara shes fucking ugly. if i was marysol i would have choked larsa out! i would never have let that shit happen. good for marysol im glad shes being honest about her feelings for larsa, i would have been so offended. can peter speak for himself?!! hes what 18? im sure hes learned words by now. who wouldnt want to date peter, no personality, no ambition..sounds like a sweet catch to me! i would say OH no dont show your teeth! WOOF braces please. alexia please stop shaking your head, that must hurt after a while. he has to ask his mom when he should eat?! is this a joke?!!! i have no words. the only reason they signed him is because of the show. yeah he needs personality thats the UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR. uh college fund? where would he get in? he couldnt even get into a community college ahahahahaha NO ONE IS SAYING THEY ARE PERFECT. larsa is fucking stupid. who would want to be around this woman? GET RID OF HER DOGS?!!!! she hates animals too?!! evil her name should be damien. ok im so over seeing frederic and adriana. uh boo boo thats not a good way to get your bf to propose. this is laughable yet sad. oh wow he graduated?! really? maybe alexia wants to bone her son its a very odd relationship. no i dont think anything will ever "click" for him. who is that young boy they keep showing? who the fuck is frankie? did i miss something? JUST SHUT UP LARSA. someone please slash her vocal chords. why cant they all just relax and calm down?! i wish she did break her ankle. you go lea!!! yeah put hand sanitizer on it larsa, which would poison you! dumb bitch. duh larsa's mom is a bigger bitch like we didn't know. she is ignorant. i love how adriana's hat is all tipped LOL i dont miss people either lea! LOL love her!
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omg, just came across this post because i googled "larsa pippen bitch."
ReplyDeleteSo funny, love the streams of consciousness- I'm assuming you're typing as you watch the show.
hilarious. i hate the C U next tuesday word but it's just so fitting in this case!
thank you! yes it's meant to be read as you watch. I typed very fast and did some damage to my keyboard because I was so mad! LOL
ReplyDeletethe fact that she calls them "snail" and "turtle" shows just how evil she is. she has no compassion for anyone! and the fact that she hates animals shows she has no soul
ReplyDeleteLarsa is Lebanise (an Arab) you know they treat their maids like slaves trust me i was in Lebanon few years ago to visit a afriend She might be born here but raised to be like that. she is such a low life and ignorant ....
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