dried up prunes of nyc

wow those are the worst intros EVER. kelly is so fucking stupid "living the american dream one mistake at a time" yeah ok that makes total sense. I still want her to produce her degree from Columbia which will never happen! like her dumbass went to college. if I were alex I would never go and talk to jill. I completely agree with alex in that jill tried to start shit to get people on her side and it backfired. karma is a bitch and that bitch is named jill zarin. LOVE LOVE that they are marching for marriage equality! no h8 :) wow kelly is looking hag central! not like she ever looked good but she looks burnt. whats with the housewives trying to use big words and using them incorrectly?! that drives me crazy!! oh fuck you jill, you are NOT nice. jill is a nasty nasty bitch. she needs to stop talking about bethenny because in the press all she says is how bethenny isn't a good friend and was never a friend to her. what is jill in love with bethenny?! sounds like it. ramona said it, jill only likes the underdog or being level with someone. jill needs to get off her loser ass and realize hanging with ANY "celeb" doesn't make her cool. michael lohan, john gosselin? total peeps I want in my circle too! alex and simon's "office" looks like a dungeon. I think they shot scenes from silence of the lambs there. yeah youre right kelly being a model doesnt mean youre pretty! like you! you manly bitch. I didn't know pat benatar was on the show! omg LOVE that she owns completely bare! im all about the BCC :) (ask me what it means LOL) waxing is the best way. you go girl! cindy is cool. kelly shouldnt be talking shit about anyone. bahahahaha we can always count on ramona to quiet the room. I would totally wonder too if I were jill. how can you not? cindy is old. jacque totally looks like a cartoon character/adrian brody. brian only likes her for her money jacque. sorry it is what it is. sonja is beautiful but this is reality. did I miss something? where the hell are the singers/kempens? ramona can't even talk now, her mouth is more demented. alex's hair is SO blonde! but I love it. I must have zoned out during the episode because I have no clue who the hell is getting married. uggghhh im SO over hearing jill whine. why can't she just be an adult and get over it?! OK jill does everyone have to message you when they are coming?! smoke signals? doves? ok got it. who the fuck is jennifer?! I was reading about the red sox being 0-6 and must have zoned out LOL (loving it btw) why would cindy be offended by ramona saying that?! am I out of it or am I just not getting it?? why the fuck would any organization care to use jill's name? jill is such a snob and a fucking bitch! who is she?! she married someone so that makes her royalty? yeah no. also what is wrong with ramona and alex's dresses at the wedding?! its not like anyone is looking at them anyways.