where the HELL were you JESUS BARBIE?!

I'm so team tamra. why the hell would she live by simon?!! I know he's the father of her children but I would never want to live by that cuckoobird. simon is a nutcase. I can't believe her mom would let simon come hang out. I would NEVER let that happen. simon is a serial killer. poor donn, he wasn't invited to vicki's 30 year high school reunion LOL. oh here we go with alexis. alexis is the pot stirrer of this season. JESUS BARBIE BAHAHAHAHAHA. alexis is so taylor from bev hills. yeah by the way, alexis and jim defaulted on their 8 MILLION DOLLAR LOAN LOL LOL. gretchen christine beaute bahahaha yeah you have no companies gretch and you owe people bank! pay up BITCH. I want to see her ex-husband chris! I wish he would come on the show. If anyone who reads this knows gretch call chris please. slade doesn't look fat. wow I never thought I'd stick up for slade. wow that clip from the first season of slade is straight up embarassing. yes "taste of your own juice" spaaa voice donn!! I love spa days. why aren't they in robes? def not the spa day I'm used to. uhhhhh why is the massage therapist in a cocktail dress?!! LOL and since when do they have their hair down and gracing your back? oooh she got over the muscle, not a good look. gretch's top is super cute. yeah lets not get on the dad talk with slade. micah is allergic to lip gloss??? yeah I'm with gretchen what the fuck are they talking about?! micah and peggy are weirdos. micah doesn't look right and if they don't look right...THEY AREN'T RIGHT. no peggy, micah is not great looking. well slade why didn't you fucking save any money?!! you have 2 kids!! DEADBEAT. how has tamra screwed over gretch?!!! GRETCHEN YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR. how can gretchen seriously deny anything with it all on record! tubba wubba isn't even funny! gretchen is like a little kid she says shit that isn't funny but she doesn't get it. omg omg :( I can't believe her dog fell off the table! poor baby. ok virgo and aries don't mesh well. peggy needs to check her astrology chart. their lunch looks good! who says "hello mr and mrs gunvalson"??? especially at a restaurant. wow that's a tiny ass piece of steak. vicki and donn talk like they are friends. I'm a little surprised that vicki and donn are 9 years apart! they look the same age! how can tamra not get any financial support from simon??? that doesn't seem to make sense. that furniture is hideous but hopefully that woman can do some work on it. awww vito and rocco with the soccer balls. sooo sweet :) they are little sausages. slade doesn't have time to work out?! um slade, what do you do during the day??? I'm with slade, that's not nice to constantly call your bf/gf fat. that's kind of emotionally abusive. it's a super double standard because if he called her fat, it would NOT be ok. slade doesn't embarass her publicly! just like tamra isn't lying!! gretch needs to stop being a victim. UH GRETCH should we rewind the tape???? you call slade fat every second! is she really that stupid?!! I mean we're all on the same page right?? LOL omg I kind of feel bad for slade. ALL FLASH AND NO CASH I LOVE LOVE it!!!!! okkkkk did I just see a skinny modeling pic of jim?!! alexis really must have a lot of time on her hands to get mad at this bullshit. wow what does this make me think of????? camille? kyle? YES. where did you go alexis?! because you didn't stick up for tamra. sorry but I don't see alexis' side AT ALL. make a joke about the perrier bottle???? ok. good thing alexis isn't a comedian. she's in the cosmeticare commercial! LOL tamra you can't argue with jesus bahahahaha