all of gretchen's exes live in texas

jim's stunt double is BACK. WOOF and looking worse than ever. I love how when people go to texas they think they need to get boots and wear leather?? wow how stereotypical. besides those are fucking ugly. that second one looks exactly the same as the first. oh really alexis you're not a girl's only trip kind of girl?! NO FUCKING SHIT. yeah being a grown woman I just now realized it's okay to travel alone ?????!!! does she really believe what she is saying, like the words coming out of her mouth deep down can't really make sense to her. alexis didn't want any of the women to like peggy and that didn't happen, that's why alexis is mad. I know I'm not in the insurance business or know what it entails but why would they need to stay until midnight?? simon, as no surprise, is showing his serial killer ways. simon is out of his damn mind. the fact that simon would act that way in front of the kids no less shows that this type of behavior is not new. I mean DUH like we all didn't know, I was on to simon from the beginning. like vicki and tamra would have wanted to go on your dumbass trip anyway gretchen. who wears cowboy hats?! that is the dumbest fashion statement unless you are like rounding up cattle, I don't know. wow alexis no one cares that you fell off a horse, that was 5 minutes I'll never get back. gretchen can't even walk, what a loser. her platforms are hard to walk in???? good you love texas, then stay there gretch and take slade with you. the entire world is going to ask gretchen if she and slade are getting married?!!! uhhhhh how about no one fucking cares about what you both do GET OVER YOURSELF. oh here we go, alexis is in a BIG competition with whatever peggy says. what is she in love with peggy?!!! maybe. faith was most important to you alexis DUH DUH DUH. he didn't want a girl who tinkled every minute?????? I'm sorry when did gary busey join the show? WOW WHAT A SHOCKER alexis doesn't believe in gay marriage. that crazy fucking bitch. go to hell alexis because you are halfway there. this whole situation with the dog leash is very dark, there is so much more to this story. I highly doubt this is the first time simon has lashed out. who does jeana think she is?!!!! O M G is jeana mayor of life? jeana needs to go eat her entire pantry. how far away did they drive to this bar? like back in time almost. food they normally don't eat, how about NEVER. alexis is HAMMERED. why would alexis pour ketchup into peggy's food?! ew what a bitch. I think it's funny that alexis is hysterical at peggy's party and here she's fine. BIPOLAR. awwww I LOVE donn. donn is the best. zambuka?! zamboni sillies hahaha. eddie is so supportive, I really like him. I get the situation tamra is in, she doesn't want him to be arrested but she needs to have something on record to show that this is happening and in front of her kids. ok vicki driving the zamboni is LOL LOL I want to watch a video of that. jeana needs to shut her fucking mouth. wow I so want to go line dancing NOT. oh wow how clever grtechen naming the bulls vicki and tamra, I'm surprised we didn't hear her cackle right after. I have to say I like this alexis better than the previous one, but I still don't like this one. alexis is such a bitch but peggy is a fool if she really thinks alexis was her friend. oh here comes disgusting jeana. I agree tamra jeana is a BITCH. ohhh like jeana cares, that fake voice and concern. it's not tamra's place to call the police?!!! is jeana high? has she just gone too many rounds with matt?!! JEANA THINKS HE JUST TOSSED IT TO HER?!! jeana is out of her fucking mind. tamra doesn't give a shit about simon's new gf, he will probably kill her. I'm so disgusted by this conversation and the fact jeana is sitting there after years of abuse from her husband and trying to say it's all tamra's fault. ummm hello the first step is denial jeana. jeana needs to go away, she is a horrible woman and a poor example of how a woman should be. OMG I love eddie! he is amazing. I'm so happy for tamra. I agree 100% with eddie in that his actions are his actions and it's not her fault.