for the record: I don't want to roll around in your sheets

lynne dippy lynne. I'm kind of glad she's come back for at least this episode. I'd rather have her silly ass than cuckoo alexis anyday. why is this whole kiss with fernanda such a huge thing?? I think its more for her to be on the show because without this conversation no one would care. I kind of feel bad for fernanda because obvs she likes tamra or just doesn't get it. how come they always come in different entrances at alexis' house?? tamra came through the back? LOL who knows. peggy needed attention??? she was hosting a dinner party!! she has to pay attention to all the guests. alexis doesn't get that hanging out with the group isn't hanging out with peggy and her hubby. peggy and micah have known alexis for a long time, his excuse makes no sense. her brain is a cobweb. OK I can't stand people who are super "christian" and do mean/say inappropriate things and say OH god will forgive me. biggest sack of shit ever! worst type of hypocrite. peggy and alexis don't really have a friendship so ummm no love lost there. aww donn trying to help out! what is wrong with vicki?! donn is great! love him!! she doesn't get it. he was hilarious at the dinner party. any woman would want to be with donn. everything vicki is saying is not how she treats donn. I don't get their relationship, I like that they are normal by typical standards but vicki seems to not get it. I don't know how to explain it any other way. I don't think vicki knows what she wants. why would fernanda go to texas with gretchen???? why would peggy want to go?? questions that we may never know. I totally remember them tweeting they were going wine tasting. hello vicki nailed it right on the head, jim doesn't want to be around women who have a voice or opinions which is why he married alexis. she wants to roll around in your sheets LOL LOL wow I'm shocked peggy would honestly say that she would call alexis in a crisis. alexis NEVER wanted you to meet the group peggy! uh lets all be clear here. I don't even like wine but I would want to go there. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NOISE THAT VICKI MADE?!! LOL LOL I'm a little confused as to why vicki would be so quiet about her issues when she expects everyone else to lay it on the table. OMG slade has a mom?! WAIT didn't they come visit in the first season?!! that is not the same woman!!! gretchen and slade can't slander anyone about his financial issues, he's an adult he should have saved. he's an idiot. ugh that cackle is sooooo annoying. she's not clever or funny. seriously who the hell is this woman? BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA law school? ok slade. mom news flash, I'm a loser. infusion is a super popular place to go. ew there's jim's stunt double! LOL dylan is gross. no alexis he can't skip school. she looks like her gross mom with that dark lipstick. that first dress is actually very pretty. she has def already worn that orange dress. no one understands what you do slade. IS HE SERIOUS?! he was so NOT supportive of jo. yeah you hope she supports YOU. WOOF and in enters the sloth known as jim. OHHHH wow what a shock that jim is funding the dress design, because alexis is a puppet. yeah I def would want to take modeling advice from JIM BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA I find it hard to believe that alexis believes her own statements, like NO ONE is like this! someone needs to tell jim to go take a lunch break, you know he wants to. SHE HAS TO LISTEN?!! I have no words.