THIS IS A CHRISTENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow audriana has grown up! joe gorGAH. way to jump into the drama right away! ????? gia is pulling her mom away?! GAHbage? that's the fav word in jersey. what the fuckkkkkk bangin on the table...LOL okay one week earlier. yeah no shit teresa we knew you went bankrupt, even though you continued to lie about it all last season. I want to go to teresa's book signing! she's gotten so much thinner. oh wow teresa getting a little emotional..it's obvs been a tough year..OF KARMA. of course all is good with the manzos, mafia life can't be that bad..... that view is gorgeous though. caroline wants to die???? because her children are moving out. wow. even my mom's not that bad. danielle really moved out of town?! ashley has a job with lizzie grubman??? she obvs got the internship while she was BONING jcheban. lizzie looks so healthy, her hair is like potato hair, just gorgeous. she works as an intern, figures. like anyone would hire ashley. lizzie go have a cig, ICK. they are so overdressed for that diner. ashley get your fucking life together! she has to wake up and go work..that's what we all do you stupid bitch! it's called normal life. chris shouldn't even offer to pay for anything! ashley is a lost cause. jesus cj looks IDENTICAL to chris, even down to the expressions! teresa looks like she has aged 10 years! must be all the stress. why would her bro's wife blow her off?? I kind of feel bad for teresa. ew what a bitch, why would she need to be invited?! that reminds me of some of my cuckoo family members. I think it's weird when grown women say they are spoiled..what did you marry your parents?! ewwww incest is gross. ok that's fucking GROSS, feet + face = sick. hmmm joe and melissa reminds me of teresa and joe. gia is IDENTICAL to teresa. ok I'm getting a little freaked out at how similar joe and teresa & joe and melissa are. joe loves the work ethic?! BAHAHAHA kathy is related to teresa too?!! what is this the real housewives of teresa guidice family?! oh woooooowwwww rich kathy's husband. I'm so grossed out. I DON'T love rich, so that's my stance. nice knife, who plays with knives?! creepy. that's how I make pasta, I open a jar of preggooo betch. chris and his mom are twinsies. what is this southern vs northeast ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. northeast has bullshit on lock yo. aren't they already married?! oh wait it's a christening. milania is way too old to be whining like that. oh just smack her! her hair & makeup guys looks like he wants to hang himself off her staircase. poor guy. why do they all need to share the same makeup people?! juicy joe WOOF where did that name come from?! ok what is the bad situation kathy??? it really hasn't been established. what the fuck is joe doing?! LOL LOL I love that even the makeup guy is a tough guy heeeeyyyyy ya bada bing you need to do ya makeup. I wish joe would have shit his pants he'd probably be all calm like he is with everything else. I'm for sure team teresa, I don't like melissa and I especially don't like joe (teresa's bro). she's representing her family..clothed? is that what she said?! why would she be naked? why is audriana dressed up like a swan? LOL it's okay joe I'm not thrilled to see teresa's bro and his wife either. I would not want rich going near my daughter. isn't lauren like 20? she doesn't need to get married now, but I'm sure her parents got married at like 19. but I do like that joe g(orga) doesn't take it out on the kids, not like adults would, but that shows that his heart is in the right place. thank you caroline! ashley can't expect her stepdad and mom to pay her bills. she didn't go to college, she's just floating through life, ya cut off bitch. I feel bad for teresa, I've never seen her this vulnerable before. it kind of shows she's a real person with feelings. caroline is just taking the words out of my mouth!! they are the same person!! wow this family is such a mindfuck, everyone is pointing fingers at each other and no one wants to take any sort of blame. that is the WORST time for teresa to walk up. EEK how awkward. poor camera guy he got knocked over LOL. aww poor gia, she is old enough to get what is happening. who are those two guys fighting with each other?! most random thing ever. LOL that guy "THIS IS A CHRISTENING!!!!!!" well said. who is still fighting?? hahahaha what is going on. there is obvs so much more to this guidice vs gorga drama but I don't see gorga's side at all. I feel like I'm watching an italian novela.