gretchen is a liar, slade is a loser, and alexis is JEALOUS of peggy

I really like peggy but the whole like homeopathic thing is kind of odd but to each his own. I respect that she talked about her postpartum. wow I've never realized how big peggy's rock is! gorgeous. OH GOD here we go! alexis is one-upping peggy with postpartum depression!! how low can she really get?! even gretchen looked over! LOL. I know sean avery wouldn't say it but I will, peggy's kids are SO much cuter than alexis'. D U H. alexis looks so weird when she licks her lips. I 100% believe peggy's story. I love that gretchen keeps looking over at alexis, she knows she's lying. WOOF ewww peggy dated jim, I can't get over that. I would vomit up everything I ever ate. alexis goes into like a freakfest when she feels like she has to prove herself but she just ends up putting her foot in her mouth AS USUAL. this whole banging jim issue is GROSS, NEXT SUBJECT PLEASE. gretchen is such a fucking bitch. she can't stand "old" women who wear tiny little outfits and get work done. well I can't stand goldigging filthy nasty lying whores. when the hell has gretchen ever held back?! the fact that vicki would make up a hospital visit to miss alexis' bullshit fashion show is hilarious. NO gretchen you're crazy. vicki didn't do anything wrong to gretchen! how can gretchen say vicki wasn't helpful when gretchen came to her for advice. BAHAHAHA I too am laughing at old footage of slade. MY ASS that slade was making 7 figures M Y A S S. ps who the fuck goes to Treasures to buy furniture. SOOO classy! as I tweeted last night I'm glad bravo knocked on slade's cardboard box and put him up in a hotel to be able to come to the reunion. uhhh what work is slade doing?! as gretchen says he's her bitch. BAHAHAHA yeah I'm going to hire slade to do my marketing OK. sorry slade, people with brains don't buy it. he pays child support, no. ew gretchen is not crying on the reunion BOO HOO bitch. slade will just move on to another housewife. I wish vicki would have jumped in on that one. I can't believe she just sat there and said nothing. slade and gretchen just want the attention off themselves for being slimey gutter trash so they call everyone else out. OH HERE WE GO. disgusting revolting jeana, who I saw in person last summer and I have to say she's much thinner in person. jeana is such a battered woman who should just shut her mouth. of course what jeana and tamra consider abuse is different because jeana doesn't think anything is abuse! I think its funny that jeana would diss eddie's job when she's a realtor in the WORST economy EVER. my butt could be a realtor. again, why is vicki just letting what jeana says go! come on vicki!!! why is jeana emotional about simon and tamra's divorce?! get a life!! if there is a season 7 I hope gretchen and alexis go bye bye, see yaaaaaaa. I'm sure she broke into his house!!! O M G.

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already the couches are divided, uh obvs I'm team tamra, vicki, and peggy because I'm not vapid and stupid or hate being a woman. I don't ever remember vicki saying she hated saying vagina LOL that came out of nowhere. see that's why I'm team tamra because she says it like it is, I was never on her side while she was married to that serial killer simon. alexis is so stupid, tamra's children are very young like they would turn on the tv and pick bravo to watch. THANK YOU tamra, I'm glad she brought that up, good christian alexis lets her kids roll into the pool like fucking susan smith while she's doing god knows what with that blob jim. alexis just needs to shut her fucking mouth, she believes that men run the show, I think jim should pimp slap her. im so sad donn and vicki are really getting divorced :( donn is the most normal husband. that's probably so hard for vicki to watch the footage. either vicki had some work done or she's hitting the sauce HARD. andy seems really surprised that vicki is dating LOL. noooooooo I want vicki to stay with donn :( I'm glad she's happy with brooks? but I still love donn. I would be crying so hard if I were vicki watching the donn interview, but donn worded it well. I can't believe briana is being so mean to her mom, there must be more to that. I don't get why briana would be so upset, especially at her age and the fact that donn isn't her biological dad. watching the alexis footage is baffling, she is such a worthless woman and an embarassment. talk about daddy issues!!! seeing alexis smile while watching makes it so much worse. alexis doesnt believe her own crap, she is miserable one minute, then fine the next. one day she'll crack, calling it now. that was a fabulous question for alexis! andy is a genius!!! it's so true how dare she say a woman can't do something and have daughters! then she says women can do anything D E L U S I O N A L. pick a side you cuckoo bitch. she is "watering" her marriage. gretchen makes no sense she should really shut the fuck up too. let's all get this straight, NO ONE cares if jim came to the dinner party! he would have eaten everyone's entrees anyways. actually alexis you DEFAULTED on your 8 million dollar loan, you dumbass. nothing she says makes any type of sense, she is really that stupid. wow gretchen's song is shit, I'd rather hear FRIDAY FRIDAY...on repeat. yeah gretch im fucking sick of hearing about slade and your embarassing relationship. watching the slade footage, UH yeah his over $88,000 unpaid child support is holding them back. DUH DUH DUH. why would gretchen cry LOL how is that sad for SLADE, she should be crying for his son. how can gretchen compare her non situation to jeana and tamra, everything tamra has said is T R U E. you dumb bitch. gretch needs to call her lawyer, we can all google all the money she has to pay to jay HER EX for slander. people who don't know anything about gretchen, please google it, it's all there. gretchen will NEVER admit what she did...she boned jay the entire time jeff was dying FACT. as much as I like peggy, this little tidbit of advice is stupid.

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why is jill such a crybaby?! who cries like that let alone a grown woman! MEN-TAL. ramona is crying because she is HAMMEYED. uh luann wrong time..that oaf needs to peace out. luann is just a jealous lover trying to defend her woman, get a life you bitch! I wish that camel would have stomped on her face. sonja doesn't even know what's happening. kelly why are you in the room???? no one rang the cuckoo bell, please exit. that drives me crazy that luann can't pronouce sonja, she's says SAUN-YA..yeah stupid. "ramona's getting horny" LOL alex is so painfully awkward. no alex please don't get up and dance. Is ramona seriously this emotional or is she just going through menopause?? she and jill have never had a great friendship, we've seen 3 or 4? seasons of these hags and know by now how they all are. they need to just tell luann to shut the fuck up. as weird as alex is I like her! I think she's a little more genuine than the rest of them. "is she trying to interrupt our henna tattoos" LOL LOL yes she wants to you crazy bitch. ALEXA?? at northwestern on stage?! KELLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! luann gets in everyone else's business! is she for real?! inauthentic?!! oh big word kelly you dumb fucking bitch I'm glad some guy smacked you around, I sure would like to. but I have to admit that alex just ran in and started in on them. why can't kelly talk with her mouth slightly open?? she always opens her mouth all wide. I'm sure her breath smells like bad coffee. I love how ramona and sonja always do their own thing! LOL that's what I would do. ohhhh the hives are out and about. alex is sad?? kelly what are you talking about?! I would smack the shit out of kelly, I'd have to be restrained! I'd be hanging with ramona and sonja. why does jill always walk in with some weird comment? she has to make it about herself somehow. I'll admit alex's timing was weird but they just sink their fangs into her. they are so dramatic! why can't they eat in their room?! what's the issue, they are allowed to do their own thing. they are disappointed?! get a life, right now, more importantly get a hobby. who does luann think she is?! is she for real?! luann needs to get over herself. kelly is a wackjob that's why she gets involved. she's like a child. my tweets are out of control tonight LOL oh well it's funny. bahahahaha ramona coming in asking for dinner. I love that ramona doesn't give a fuck! ramona holding all the plates BAHAHAHAHAHA seriously you go girl!!! just like I'm team teresa this season, I'm team ramona. I'm pretty sure they can order food whenever they want um HELLO they had snacks at 5. how is ramona running away from her yet is now right in front of her. why is luann bringing up the psychic reader?! I'm with ramona who is she trying to fool?!! why do jill and ramona need a moment?! what are they in love? I think sonja and ramona are always hammered, but I'd rather be around them then the rest of the witches. luann's hair looks awful all slicked back ewww. I agree ramona these girls need to take a ton of hangers out of their asses! just relax. you can't even see her man boobs. I love how kelly's favorite moment was alone and some little lady said "good health" to her....ok kelly. how can you be the coach of a team you're on?? WHAT?!