hi I'm SHAD the ski concierge

I was definitely right about Kyle moving, they downsized. I will add that it is okay but let's be real here. 7,000 square feet? hmm maybe. here comes the morally corrupt faye resnick LOL. I've been trying to figure out what looks different about Kyle and it's that her lower jaw protrudes out. the pool table should have stayed vertical. O M G I'd love to sit in Lisa's closet! I could sit and relax in there for days. skis were wooden? um maybe like 300 years ago. I totally have a hat like lisa's!! BUT I don't wear fur so it's faux. not that it's not a question in everyone's mind but seriously why are adrienne and paul married?! they shouldn't be, they'd be much happier alone it seems. I wonder if they cut out footage of russell when they picked up Taylor. Taylor actually looks pretty all casual. The last person I would talk to about marriage is Adrienne. why is Kyle dressed like that?? I mean really, usually it's Kim who looks ridiculous and now it's Kyle. I feel like Lisa is kind of the odd one out this season and I don't like it! I'm Team Lisa for sure. I'm kind of surprised they are sitting with all the passengers! usually they go on first and are secluded! I'm sure if Camille was still married they'd be flying Kelsey's plane L O L. stupid Camille. this makes me really want to go to aspen! I could not do the 4 hour drive. I'd be like sorry girls I'm heading home. Oh here is another PAID friend of Camille's. people who don't work really need assistants. I want to stay at that house!! I think this is where Barbie Benton lives when they all went to her house on Girls Next Door. Kim is SUPER SUPER hyped up. Wow I see that Kyle moved in between Taylor and Lisa. no one asked for Ken's opinion but they were all at dinner together! It was dinner conversation, and Taylor wasn't even talking, it was Adrienne. I'm so on the same page as Lisa and she just said what I wrote here. ew that carpet looked like shit was smeared all over it! did anyone else see that? yeah I would take the room Kim picked too. I wouldn't want to share with anyone but my relative as well. that would be super awkward otherwise and I'd be annoyed. I'd take the kids room before I'd share a room. this is making me SO excited for the fall and being cold!! Oh I love mussels!! the colorado mountain boys don't look cute at all! Camille must be referring to NICK her friend's husband! I'm sure she feels something for him. I think it's interesting that Kelsey is allegedly a terrible kisser, then why the fuck would you be married to him for 13 years?! "I ain't saying she's a golddigger..." Kim looks ROUGH. I would so get the altitude sickness. They are both up at 7:30 and that's considered early LOL. Kim is so mental LOL, I'd be so mad if her crazy ass woke me up. I love that his name is Shad. beyond random. HELLO SHAD. OMG it's faux!! Lisa and I are matching. JJ is for sure a ski instructor. Taylor and I agree on one thing, we both want to live there. I feel like Taylor is lying about so many things, starting with her age. I have to say that I feel bad for Taylor this season...so far. I still don't like her but she is very vulnerable. I think it's interesting she'd share the abuse allegations now and not before. I feel like she is trying to tell Kyle what is really going on just like Tamra did. Taylor should really listen to Kyle.

camille is a STAR..NOT

wow they are really starting it with the suicide?! no wonder they didn't delay the first episode. I understand they all knew taylor and russell but why would adrienne need to have everyone over to discuss him without taylor there? I mean did they even know each other before the show??? not to be cynical but come on. I think this was done in agreeance to premiering the episode today. kim looks in a daze as usual. OK so ALL of them hated russell and now they are all upset by it?! please tell me someone else is thinking the same thing here. LOVE lisa!! yes giggy wants to do wee wee. I'm going to talk to my animals in a british accent now. is pandora adopted too because she looks nothing like lisa or ken. jason is very good looking. aww that's cute, they really like him. I agree that is very old fashion to ask the father, there is no way in hell my future husband will ask my dad! I'm sure my dad would laugh. they sold their house?? hmmmmm did they have to downsize? I say YES. my mom just asked me why mauricio is married to an older woman LOL I don't think kyle is older than mauricio. not to go back to the suicide but russell did not kill himself because taylor left him. he killed himself because everything came out about his fraud and alias and abuse. oh HI camille. and of course her only friend DD. I love how DD acts like she has never met the horse probably because she hasn't, she is a paid friend. YEAH you and kelsey talk through a mediator because you run your trashbag mouth! it's because of you, dumb bitch. hell yeah go the gf! good camille I'm glad you're getting the worst! karma is a bitch and you CRAZY. really they are having a party to celebrate camille's small guest appearance on a show that was cancelled? ok. their chef looks like a mafia hitman. he's got the knife all ready. I feel like adrienne and paul's marriage is a business arrangement, why did they get married? it's kind of weird to see taylor pre-suicide. like we know and she doesn't. I'm sure lisa doesn't like you taylor, she can smell white trash from a mile away. lisa nailed it right on the head! taylor is a liar. oohhh his village people look is so not hot. hello bear. OMG dying over those shoes. she always has cute shoes. ever notice how the kids are never around? I did. what's with the biker look? creepy. I totally want to try that champagne! I love good champagne. I think it's funny when I talk to people who watch the show and they think they have car service 24/7, UM it's called bravo. I mean duh, they don't pay for that shit. I wonder if they are going to make the season sans taylor most of the time because I'm sure they have plenty of footage of them together. I feel like ken and lisa are like simon and alex, they are never apart. LOL that's right paul, you call camille out! like camille is funny N O T. I'm sure kelsey could care less. no I KNOW he could care less. OMG those green beans look good! I'm sure that food is fabulous. there is bernie plotting the murders LOL he looks scary. is kim off to a rodeo after dinner? nice jacket. awkwarddddddddd. thank you lisa for piping in! what is adrienne talking about? did I miss something? I'm actually kind of surprised she would act that way, very DISCOUNT-ess. this is SO weird! taylor talking about russell!! it's kind of disturbing like they are almost talking about him after he is dead. if it's going to africa??? ok kim. I think you have flown to the moon. I think russell should have worked on his mental health along with taylor. why would taylor start crying because of what ken said?! talk about on her way to a mental breakdown! maybe I just don't care but what people say just doesn't bug me. I don't think ken should have said that but I get what lisa is saying, she has seen right through taylor all along! lisa gets it. I think lisa knows exactly what is going on. kyle most definitely isn't being aggressive to ken, ken is an old old man, he can stand on his own. bernie is like I'm going to kill that dog too! he is on the edge. perfect timing for taylor to walk in. taylor has been married 20 years? yeah I don't think so.