hi I'm SHAD the ski concierge

I was definitely right about Kyle moving, they downsized. I will add that it is okay but let's be real here. 7,000 square feet? hmm maybe. here comes the morally corrupt faye resnick LOL. I've been trying to figure out what looks different about Kyle and it's that her lower jaw protrudes out. the pool table should have stayed vertical. O M G I'd love to sit in Lisa's closet! I could sit and relax in there for days. skis were wooden? um maybe like 300 years ago. I totally have a hat like lisa's!! BUT I don't wear fur so it's faux. not that it's not a question in everyone's mind but seriously why are adrienne and paul married?! they shouldn't be, they'd be much happier alone it seems. I wonder if they cut out footage of russell when they picked up Taylor. Taylor actually looks pretty all casual. The last person I would talk to about marriage is Adrienne. why is Kyle dressed like that?? I mean really, usually it's Kim who looks ridiculous and now it's Kyle. I feel like Lisa is kind of the odd one out this season and I don't like it! I'm Team Lisa for sure. I'm kind of surprised they are sitting with all the passengers! usually they go on first and are secluded! I'm sure if Camille was still married they'd be flying Kelsey's plane L O L. stupid Camille. this makes me really want to go to aspen! I could not do the 4 hour drive. I'd be like sorry girls I'm heading home. Oh here is another PAID friend of Camille's. people who don't work really need assistants. I want to stay at that house!! I think this is where Barbie Benton lives when they all went to her house on Girls Next Door. Kim is SUPER SUPER hyped up. Wow I see that Kyle moved in between Taylor and Lisa. no one asked for Ken's opinion but they were all at dinner together! It was dinner conversation, and Taylor wasn't even talking, it was Adrienne. I'm so on the same page as Lisa and she just said what I wrote here. ew that carpet looked like shit was smeared all over it! did anyone else see that? yeah I would take the room Kim picked too. I wouldn't want to share with anyone but my relative as well. that would be super awkward otherwise and I'd be annoyed. I'd take the kids room before I'd share a room. this is making me SO excited for the fall and being cold!! Oh I love mussels!! the colorado mountain boys don't look cute at all! Camille must be referring to NICK her friend's husband! I'm sure she feels something for him. I think it's interesting that Kelsey is allegedly a terrible kisser, then why the fuck would you be married to him for 13 years?! "I ain't saying she's a golddigger..." Kim looks ROUGH. I would so get the altitude sickness. They are both up at 7:30 and that's considered early LOL. Kim is so mental LOL, I'd be so mad if her crazy ass woke me up. I love that his name is Shad. beyond random. HELLO SHAD. OMG it's faux!! Lisa and I are matching. JJ is for sure a ski instructor. Taylor and I agree on one thing, we both want to live there. I feel like Taylor is lying about so many things, starting with her age. I have to say that I feel bad for Taylor this season...so far. I still don't like her but she is very vulnerable. I think it's interesting she'd share the abuse allegations now and not before. I feel like she is trying to tell Kyle what is really going on just like Tamra did. Taylor should really listen to Kyle.