two ton tilly

ok dana looks like complete white trash. I bet she files for bankruptcy like yesterday. Of course taylor would know her! taylor LATCHES on to anyone she thinks has money..WANNABEEEEEEEEEEEEE bzzz bzz bzzz. nice smoker voice dana. EW. I think it's kind of weird that kyle would comment on her "wedding" dress, like who cares, she doesn't even know her. cig voice "it's SALMON.." I can't even handle her talking!! I love that we are seeing so much of steven and his FABULOUS hair style. oh if that is not a talent agent I don't know who is LOL talk about fitting the stereotype. please kiss her ass some more bette. ok I like paul! I think he and I would get along great! he is no bs and hilarious. paul + me = new bffs. the only thing that bugs me is he is kind of a pussy. I love how taylor talked shit about brandi then meets up with her! taylor is such a useless piece of trash. don't talk to taylor!! whoa I didn't know brandi and eddie were together that long! I like brandi! TEAM BRANDI. I seriously think kim has an undiagnosed like nerve disease, she has no brain. what the fuck is kim talking about?! that poor housekeeper. I feel like villa blanca is being shown a lot more this season, hmmm maybe because she re-did sur?! yes. LOL ok yes same question I had..why would a baby need to speak thai?! two ton tilly! hahahahaha I get what Lisa is saying! she is not going to pretend to be sincere, she is being honest! if someone I didn't get along with came up to me I'd be like fuck you! but since she is saying it as hey I know were not close but I'm worried, it makes sense! these women are just not intelligent enough to get it. LOL I love adrienne, she seems normal like down to earth. I bet her parents kept the kids in check growing up. Oh of course there is DD, camille's paid friend. no kelsey stay here! send camille to new york. I feel like since camille got divorced she has snapped out of her delusions, I still can't stand her/think she is bonkers but she's different. $25,000 I call BULLSHIT plus who the fuck says how much shit costs. lisa has extensions like I do! lisa you need to tease first! oooooooo dr. drew is HOT! silver fox. kyle's house is in bel air?! hmm maybe it's belle air LOL LOL. oh bullshit, kim is trying to sleep off her hangover/day drinking. kim is fuctionally retarded. tell him to speak thai!! or have him read us war and peace dana! OH bernie making the digs! I think it was kind of weird for lisa to talk about the royal wedding and not really talk about it at all. why are they so concerned with taylor eating?! let her not eat. thank you dana, let's all not be worried about taylor not eating. does dana have a penis? I mean it's a valid question. dana is for sure a former alcoholic, she has that laugh. camille is STUPID. how can she seriously diss kelsey about how small his dick is, how bad in bed he is, AND SHE WAS MARRIED TO HIM FOR 13 YEARS. like really?! you look stupid. I, like adrienne, agree that it's funny seeing kyle squirm. like really?! cock? that is shocking, I'd be more shocked by taylor blowing the cotton candy from last season! I have a feeling dana will not be lasting too long. why would anyone think she is a slut because she said cock?! that is not what I would automatically go to. dana is SO defensive, like really?!