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Lisa always has oversized flower arrangements I LOVE it! I wonder how much they weigh. Those are her invitations?!! like seriously? they spent $15,000 on THAT?!!!!! Lisa no no NOOOO. not to be mean but that's a scary group of caterers, a little sketchy. LOL Lisa is quick to say "this is NOT a million dollar wedding" hahaha you tell him Lisa! Kevin is just too much and it's tacky tacky tacky. aww gary is like a little cherub but I don't get how this is her "team" she has a team for everything! she's a maloof so I'm not surprised. it's bad luck to put shoes on the table but those are pretty. I feel like shoes are hard to design because everything has been done before. that's the psychologist from celeb rehab! I honestly can't believe that they would go to therapy after the abuse that had gone on. I can't imagine any therapist wanting to work with them instead of going to the police. for russell to say "problems" like it's just fighting and no big deal makes me furious. domestic violence is not cured by therapy, you can't cure that type of behavior. you can't cure pedophiles and serial killers and you can't cure people who innately abuse others. more flower arrangements!! I die, I would like all of Lisa's flowers ASAP! deliver them now. giggy wants some!! he'll get some. LOL pandi is inviting who she wants to the wedding, not Lisa. that was a pretty good impression of Taylor with the cotton candy! I love brandi but she knows what type of reaction Kyle is going to give her about the bj class! that is the WRONG audience. I feel like all these women want to act like they are so prim and proper yet we ALL know they are all WHORES (in Lisa's accent). this whole shoe line is super random. okay that dress is butt ugly. they don't act or talk like a married couple! more like an awkward first date. I'm just floored that they can sit there and talk when he has hit her! I just don't understand. Taylor knows that everything Camille has said is 100% true! that's why she didn't respond to russell. how many marketing agents does Adrienne have? I've seen 3 so far. Kyle always adds anxiety! I agree with Ellen Barkin in that she wants to keep the fights going. Kyle and Mauricio couldn't WAIT to get away from Taylor and Russell LOL, I would have too. why would having your husband there be awkward like ever?! you definitely shouldn't be married then. why is Adrienne SO upset about pandi having her bachelorette party at planet hollywood?! I wouldn't have asked either! If Adrienne had offered then maybe but I would NEVER just ask. I'm starting to wonder if Taylor was right that all the women talk behind Lisa's back. why would Camille be so upset about it? she was telling the truth and being honest. I would tell Taylor to fuck off. why does Brandi always have friends that are like 20 years younger than her? no one is her age, it's weird. okay back to the therapy, why would you want to fix your marriage when there is abuse?! that is NOT fixable!!! this is fucking crazy. wait I'm a little confused, this was a charity event? I thought it was the launch of her shoe line. okay now I get it, it's Kevin Hall designs and Maloof shoes. I can not walk in stilettos! I can walk in 6 inch platforms but not stilettos. There goes Kyle again stirring the pot, she may be the Taylor of this season. and next week: Taylor is fucking nutbag.

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I'm so shocked I'm thinking this but GO CAMILLE! let that bitch have it! They were all sitting there with those same thoughts and Camille had the balls to lay it all out. Camille is shaking, I would have been pissed too! I would have said it right away though, I would not have been able to sit there and not say a word then blurt it all out. Taylor is sooooo desperate to be friends with Adrienne and Lisa because they have MONEY. money money money money MON-EY. Taylor has never been able to speak her mind, like ever in her life?! This woman could not get any more pathetic to me. If I were Lisa I would laugh in her face and maybe throw a scone at her. Is this a ship? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I think a blind person could tell that was the golden gate bridge. Kim is handicapped, or has an undiagnosed disease. Okay how is that thing staying up?! oh yes that ugly piece of shit above the fireplace = a woman's touch. I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing. If I were Faye I'd be like Kyle! Come help me with this huge vase! Faye just said what I said last week, that the house is so WHITE, it needs more than a pop of color. Okay I need to brush on this again, Faye used to be black, please google her, you will see. Does Taylor go around town sharing this incredibly disturbing information with everyone she sees? Does the barista at Starbucks know? This conversation gave me chills because I keep thinking about Faye talking to Nicole about OJ, ughhh so sad. pandi!!! Ken is so old, but maybe in his younger years he looked like her because I don't see the connection to Lisa. I would never invite my mom to my bachelorette party, my mom may get her feelings hurt but sorry that is just weird. pandi and Lisa have a great relationship though so I'm not surprised she asked. Kyle always looks like she puts more and more bronzer on. Every chance Camille gets to diss Kelsey she does, I mean it's ridiculous and it's way overdone. No wonder they have a mediator and don't speak! Don't "goat" me? That's a first, and have no clue what she was trying to say. I agree with Adrienne, Taylor can't say I don't want you all to be involved yet in the next breath saying what has happened to her! No friend is going to say oh he beats you, so how is Kennedy doing in school? I mean come on! I'm sorry but when is Kennedy NOT pouting or throwing a tantrum? If someone can name a time let me know, it's ridiculous. Also ps wahoos is gross. Why didn't Taylor plan better and have them there earlier?! I mean they can't all set up like 15 minutes before. Really Dana? (cig voice) you were only responsible for entertainment? Taylor didn't get that memo. "we don't got no kids tables" LOL Taylor out of everyone needs an assistant, I mean her busy jobs and what not she really needs a break. I love how Russell is helping LOL, he walked up to say "I had nothing to do with that" Thanks Russ glad to have you around. Those poor ponies, NEVER ever hire those! it's cruelty to animals. Why would Kennedy want two HUGE oversized teddy bears? what a shitty gift. mauricio's reaction to ace young, "awesome" meaning "yeah I have no fucking clue who that is" Taylor wants to bone Ace, I'm sure she has. I just had a thought, how do Lisa and Pandi still have english accents when they've lived here for so long? KEVIN LEE bahahaha SHE SHE SHE I don't like those invitations. who the fuck wants a scroll as their wedding invitations? other than pirates of course. pandora's box sounds sexual, not wedding. OMG we saw Dana's amazing thai speaking child! I'm surprised he wasn't lassoing the ponies or communicating with the animals. ICK Kim on the bull is gross, barf. How old is Brandi's friend Cari? She looks like she could be her daughter! portia really loves poo poo, that poor pony is like I'm not a unicorn BITCH SAVE ME!! I bet that train conductor is like Chris Farley in Billy Madison LOL LOL! I'm really surprised that Adrienne is THAT upset with Lisa, like really?!! and that had nothing to do with the tea party. Kennedy is too old to be that way, and she never uses actual words, don't kids talk at five? who the fuck is "Cowboy Jane"??? I love how she keeps saying like disney ____ like we are supposed to know what that means. Ok there are 70 kid's chairs and Dana is sitting on the ground. I love Brandi, I'm team brandi but why would she even go over to Kim?? that SHIP has sailed OVER HER FIREPLACE BAHAHAHAHAHA like brandi gives a shit if Kim "forgives" her. no one cares about Kim. that little girl is like okay ace I'll hug you, don't know who you are but it's all good. this whole Russell scene is creepy beyond belief. Russell is out of his damn mind, good riddance, no one is sad he's gone. riding a bull is not hard, it's fun! everyone should do it once in their life. love seeing portia laugh like that! maybe she was going poo poo. this beautiful life?? really Taylor? how many times did you have to tell yourself that? hey everyone break out those lighters and sing along with me! HAHAHA again Kennedy is pouting, what is wrong with her, other than the fact that Russell is her dad.

hey taylor, HUHHHHHHHHH????????????

I have a feeling this whole not meeting Kim's bf for a year is for the show. what person would keep that a secret from their family?! This whole situation is just weird though. If I were Kyle I would be like this is just awkward. Why would Kim give him a ring?! This is beyond bizarre and I don't think we are getting the whole story. Kim's kids have met him and no one else has?! maybe Kim's kids were right in that he is controlling. he does NOT look right and I've always said/am always right when I say if someone doesn't look right they aren't right. Kim is just a dumb woman, it's not the prescription drugs, it's that she is an airhead. I wonder if Adrienne will come back for another season, she seems to be on the outskirts. hey dude, why don't you just read the entire menu and ingredients to them. why would crab out of a shell be weird? when you eat crab you break it anyway! LOL I like paul but adrienne gets soooo frustrated with him! I don't understand how all these women have known he is abusive and have said nothing, I just don't get it. I understand that they can't do anything without taylor reporting it but I mean hello look at nicole and oj, everyone knew he was abusive and no one really did anything. ps that would NEVER happen with one of my friends, I would never stay out of it. I wonder if the women talked to her off camera about it. I'm sorry but who has all white furniture, very early 90s, NOT into it! especially that she has animals! be contemporary kyle. taylor was nominated because she is on the show not because she is making a difference in business LOL I mean let's just call it like it is. she should be nominated for being a strung out mess. it's okay lisa I wouldn't have wanted to be there anyway HA. chief creative director = bravolebrity endorsement. ew dana is so gross. why is russell there?!! I don't genuinely like you either taylor. DUH taylor didn't win! she was only invited so there would be some press about the event. uh no kidding taylor not inviting lisa is passive aggressive, taylor actually having a fucking backbone is not possible. TAYLOR YOU DID THE RIGHT THING..dana's disgusting cig voice. could lisa's flower arrangements be any bigger?! did she just head to the flower shop and buy every flower? probably. I wouldn't invite that hag face. I don't fancy lisa this season but I have never liked that white piece of fucking trash taylor so I'm team lisa on this one. I have to say camille is much more normal this season. She can't hide behind kelsey anymore. I read an article saying that Kelsey is in the wrong for doing the interview but I mean come on Camille just talks and talks about Kelsey! how can he not retaliate?! Lisa change your email ASAP. I know it sounds mean but Kim even dating grosses me out, she is GROSS. ICK. what has Kim been through?! Lisa keeps saying that but what the fuck is she talking about?!!! help me out here someone. I'd make taylor the BIGGEST plate and hand it to her. why would Lisa bring that up?! Lisa should have let that go or ignored it. I'm kind of surprised that Lisa was this angry about it. I agree with Lisa, why the fuck is she there?!! camille is like huhhhh?! what chu talkin bout taylor?! I think taylor is taking out her aggression on Lisa when it should have been aimed at Russell. why would anyone be scared to confront Lisa? Taylor that is ALL on you trying to be friends with Lisa. I'm sorry but I really can't stand Taylor nor do I feel sorry for her. Taylor do you think you are at home talking to Russell??? Lisa NEVER said she wasn't her friend, she said she wasn't her best friend. Lisa should have said bitch I don't give a FUCK about you. Adrienne needs to stop getting involved she doesn't help the situation or make any kind of sense. Taylor needs to realize that some people just don't like others, it is what it is. how is Lisa judging her?! Taylor if Lisa makes you feel bad about yourself that's on YOU. TAYLOR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! all these stupid bitches talk about each other, it's life Taylor. I agree with Lisa. what they are all basically saying is, is she a fucking nutcase?! pathological liar? that's what they are all saying about Taylor right now. Taylor no one is afraid of Lisa, what fucking pills are you taking?! SHE'S tired of everyone not telling the truth?! she who is hiding what is really happening at home?! wow I'm surprised Camille would start the "intervention." again what the hell is Taylor talking about? Taylor needed to save this anger for Russell.