WIDE OPEN SPACES where arabian horses say MEOW

I'm so shocked I'm thinking this but GO CAMILLE! let that bitch have it! They were all sitting there with those same thoughts and Camille had the balls to lay it all out. Camille is shaking, I would have been pissed too! I would have said it right away though, I would not have been able to sit there and not say a word then blurt it all out. Taylor is sooooo desperate to be friends with Adrienne and Lisa because they have MONEY. money money money money MON-EY. Taylor has never been able to speak her mind, like ever in her life?! This woman could not get any more pathetic to me. If I were Lisa I would laugh in her face and maybe throw a scone at her. Is this a ship? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I think a blind person could tell that was the golden gate bridge. Kim is handicapped, or has an undiagnosed disease. Okay how is that thing staying up?! oh yes that ugly piece of shit above the fireplace = a woman's touch. I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing. If I were Faye I'd be like Kyle! Come help me with this huge vase! Faye just said what I said last week, that the house is so WHITE, it needs more than a pop of color. Okay I need to brush on this again, Faye used to be black, please google her, you will see. Does Taylor go around town sharing this incredibly disturbing information with everyone she sees? Does the barista at Starbucks know? This conversation gave me chills because I keep thinking about Faye talking to Nicole about OJ, ughhh so sad. pandi!!! Ken is so old, but maybe in his younger years he looked like her because I don't see the connection to Lisa. I would never invite my mom to my bachelorette party, my mom may get her feelings hurt but sorry that is just weird. pandi and Lisa have a great relationship though so I'm not surprised she asked. Kyle always looks like she puts more and more bronzer on. Every chance Camille gets to diss Kelsey she does, I mean it's ridiculous and it's way overdone. No wonder they have a mediator and don't speak! Don't "goat" me? That's a first, and have no clue what she was trying to say. I agree with Adrienne, Taylor can't say I don't want you all to be involved yet in the next breath saying what has happened to her! No friend is going to say oh he beats you, so how is Kennedy doing in school? I mean come on! I'm sorry but when is Kennedy NOT pouting or throwing a tantrum? If someone can name a time let me know, it's ridiculous. Also ps wahoos is gross. Why didn't Taylor plan better and have them there earlier?! I mean they can't all set up like 15 minutes before. Really Dana? (cig voice) you were only responsible for entertainment? Taylor didn't get that memo. "we don't got no kids tables" LOL Taylor out of everyone needs an assistant, I mean her busy jobs and what not she really needs a break. I love how Russell is helping LOL, he walked up to say "I had nothing to do with that" Thanks Russ glad to have you around. Those poor ponies, NEVER ever hire those! it's cruelty to animals. Why would Kennedy want two HUGE oversized teddy bears? what a shitty gift. mauricio's reaction to ace young, "awesome" meaning "yeah I have no fucking clue who that is" Taylor wants to bone Ace, I'm sure she has. I just had a thought, how do Lisa and Pandi still have english accents when they've lived here for so long? KEVIN LEE bahahaha SHE SHE SHE I don't like those invitations. who the fuck wants a scroll as their wedding invitations? other than pirates of course. pandora's box sounds sexual, not wedding. OMG we saw Dana's amazing thai speaking child! I'm surprised he wasn't lassoing the ponies or communicating with the animals. ICK Kim on the bull is gross, barf. How old is Brandi's friend Cari? She looks like she could be her daughter! portia really loves poo poo, that poor pony is like I'm not a unicorn BITCH SAVE ME!! I bet that train conductor is like Chris Farley in Billy Madison LOL LOL! I'm really surprised that Adrienne is THAT upset with Lisa, like really?!! and that had nothing to do with the tea party. Kennedy is too old to be that way, and she never uses actual words, don't kids talk at five? who the fuck is "Cowboy Jane"??? I love how she keeps saying like disney ____ like we are supposed to know what that means. Ok there are 70 kid's chairs and Dana is sitting on the ground. I love Brandi, I'm team brandi but why would she even go over to Kim?? that SHIP has sailed OVER HER FIREPLACE BAHAHAHAHAHA like brandi gives a shit if Kim "forgives" her. no one cares about Kim. that little girl is like okay ace I'll hug you, don't know who you are but it's all good. this whole Russell scene is creepy beyond belief. Russell is out of his damn mind, good riddance, no one is sad he's gone. riding a bull is not hard, it's fun! everyone should do it once in their life. love seeing portia laugh like that! maybe she was going poo poo. this beautiful life?? really Taylor? how many times did you have to tell yourself that? hey everyone break out those lighters and sing along with me! HAHAHA again Kennedy is pouting, what is wrong with her, other than the fact that Russell is her dad.