taylor & russell's conversations are about as real as porn dialogue

LOL Paul is so normal! love him. I love how Russell sends Camille an EMAIL saying he is going to sue her for slander LOL yeah okay Russell, again, going back to the first episode, NONE of them give two shits that Russell is dead. I'm such a genius :) haha Paul is saying all the same things I would say! the reason why Russell didn't pick up the phone and call Camille is because he is or should I say WAS a total fucking pussy bitch. I hope you're burning in hell. nice segway to SHE SHE SHE. I'm sorry but I would never hire Kevin. I wouldn't hire/buy/even talk to Kevin let alone let him plan anyone's wedding. the band isn't bad but I would never take Kevin's recommendation. side note: why is he singing in spanish? doesn't really fit. okay Jason has to agree because Lisa is paying for the wedding. really Lisa crying??? is this really happening now?! obviously Lisa is more emotional/excited about Pandi getting married but that song was not tear worthy. oh here's Kyle's house in BEL AIR BAHAHAHAHAHAHA bel air ADJACENT. Kyle's white party is the poor version of Diddy's. she can fit 300 people in her house? really? not sure I believe that. OH now it's 200. still don't believe that number, more like 50, or maybe 35. Kyle's stylist looks familiar right?? who is she? this makes me think more about the timing of Russell killing himself. his family blamed the show but what the show did was show who he really was! like did he honestly think no one would find out he was abusive/fraudulent/crook? obviously. Adrienne was right for calling Kyle and telling her to disinvite Taylor and Russell!! this isn't something someone said and no big deal this is complete bullshit. I would tell that quilt face she is welcome nowhere near where I am! I wonder if Kim's daugthers think their mom is stupid, I would. OK let's discuss the bigger issue here: WHY WOULD KIM'S DAUGHTERS, IN THEIR 20s, CARE THIS MUCH ABOUT KIM'S BF? I mean I understand them not knowing him but to be upset she doesn't call them every hour of every day is just weird at this age. give it to god??? really Kim? really? I'll leave that one alone. I bet those flowers smell amazing. I love how Mauricio is like I don't want anything to do with the planning of this party! where's my drink?! of course DD is here!!! Camille's assistant OH I mean friend :) would Camille think that Adrienne wouldn't tell anyone?! Adrienne must have told Camille she told Kyle to disinvite Taylor and Russell because she wouldn't have come. BULLSHIT she has been trying to tell Taylor she can't come, I mean come on! did bravo turn off all means of communication? I feel like the women have a contractual agreement to go to the parties because no one would go if this was real life. why is Kyle SO upset that Lisa and Taylor are close?! Taylor is with Russell at business meetings?? what business?! yeah ok. why is Lisa defending Taylor?! I agree with Mauricio and Adrienne being like BULLSHIT, she fucking knows. Russell could murder one of the other ladies and she would pretend it didn't happen in order for Russell not to draw the abusive attention toward her! and ps I love how Russell acted like everyone should be scared he was suing I would have fallen over laughing. PUH-LEASE. ew Dana looks GROSS. BARF Kim's bf is beyond gross in white let alone in anything. he should wear a bag over his entire body. I love how Dana with her awful voice is saying "KIM SHOULD BE LOVED, blah, blah" go have another cig Dana. Kim what the fuck are you talking about?! like Kim can break anything!! her brain is so fried she doesn't even know where her own legs are. why would Kim go over to Brandi? like Brandi gives a SHIT about her. Kim would never say anything like this sober! ps HOPE YOURE HAVING FUN IN REHAB KIM!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA if I were Jen, Kim's ponytail would have been ripped off her head!! Brandi is laughing, she must know Kim is wasted! apologize to god?!! LOL LOL!! now Kim is religious?? have another drankkkkkkk of JESUS JUICE. I would have broken her witch finger off! I'm sure it would have crumbled like geena davis and alec baldwin in beetlejuice. does Kim even know what she is talking about?! "you're just not right" OH REALLY Kim?! I can't stop laughing. how did Jen stay quiet this whole time?! I would have been kicked out of the party! it would have been a RED party! how embarassing to say Kim is their mom. who just screamed at the party?! did anyone else hear that?! how fake are Russell and Taylor's conversations?! like a bad porno! why is Kyle THIS upset?! I mean really??? HELL YEAH! VIVA LA PAUL!!! Paul is the voice of reason. how are they working through physical abuse?!! am I on this planet?????? now that he's a good boy?! is this real life? I'm having an out of body experience right now. THANK YOU PAUL!!! say what needs to be said!! they need to stop being pussies and fucking tell them to get the fuck out! DEUCES kick rocks. he heard a "rumor" more like Taylor told him. ew Dana go away. how does she have camera time when she's constantly crammed up everyone's asses? I can't believe Taylor acted that way?! how is she not mad at Russell?!!! that's who she should have turned to and said WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?! thank you ladies for standing up and saying what the TRUTH is!! Taylor is a horrible human being, I mean duh look who she married.

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Oh here we go with Kevin again..ughhhh I'm sorry I don't see the "greatness" as Lisa says. tacky tacky tacky. why would you want an entire tree above your head?! ewwwwww no pandi NO. if anything I would go with the table that had the kind of floating candles on it. oh ICK the crystal napkin holder ICK ICK ICK! Lisa I'm sorry but you have bad taste. the second table the is the best, as Lisa said the white one. not to be mean estella's face looks the same and still old. I can't stand women who don't want to look old but they do! I will NEVER age gracefully ahhhhhhh this makes me anxious. I hope Kyle is saying people shouldn't do botox and other fillers while admitting her LIPS are totally FILLED, come on honey..I saw an interveiw she did a few years ago and her lips were very very tiny, like Kim's! why would brandi even try with these women? adrienne is different but the rest of them I'd say good riddance! I know she is on the show and probably has to but I'd be like fuck that bravo. I never thought the day would come but I'm totally team camille! I love how they all get overwhelmed when planning ANYTHING! um I'm sorry you have nothing else to fucking do, be excited. ICK I don't like Kyle's taste either, those dining room chairs are HIDEOUS. was that ali landry seated next to Kyle? I'd like to try SUR, I need to look and see why it's called that. 26 restaurants?! wow I had no idea! not sure how I feel about the look now but obviously it's not done yet. I do agree with the bathroom door, you notice that kind of stuff as a consumer. where are adrienne's shoes sold at? I haven't seen them. I love the conversations that Paul and Adrienne have! they are real, talking about walking the dogs LOL. I'm really bummed that Kim is in this episode, she should go away. I LOVE how she acts like brandi gives two shits about her not coming to her party or her "existing" LOL she is such a stupid bitch. I would be like Ramona and say "I can't talk to you, you have no brain" I'm sad Allison isn't going to Brandi's party! I want to see the electronic cig. who the fuck is Liz? we all know DD she is on Camille's payroll. I can't figure out why Camille keeps apologizing to Taylor, I really don't get it! Taylor should keep her fugly mouth shut if she doesn't want to hear the truth from her friends. Kyle's house is in bel air??? THAT is bel air?! no I think maybe the outskirts. wow Kyle way to point out the obvious! OF COURSE Taylor is scared Russell will hurt her if he finds out she is telling everyone who will listen that he abuses her. omg it's Jen from sober house, brandi tweets that they're friends. that view is gorgeous but no way in hell I would live there! I won't even get started on how we would never have a huge tsunami here because of the plates but still the thought SCARES me LOL how long did it take Kyle and Taylor to get there?! all those videos on the shelves are tacky, they need to find another place for them, like the garbage. nice way to make something so awkward Taylor! fucking WEIRDO. oh there you go again Kyle, way to show your insecurities! you're a old dried up hag and your husband probably fucks around and whatever! why would Brandi wear a bra with that dress?! she would look ridiculous. are you jealous that your boobs aren't as nice as Brandi's? probably. Kyle is one of those bitchy girls who is soooo insecure deep down. Taylor you look fucking stupid and so does Kyle. where did Kyle get a laser pointer? Taylor also looks HAMMERED but it's probably just her losing her fucking mind AGAIN. very britney spearsish. actually Taylor they ALL understand because you fucking tell all of them! I agree with Liz and DD, I'm sick of this bullshit too. Camille speaks the truth!! Taylor it's all you! the fact that she is pointing to everyone else really pisses me off! I hate Taylor. "blow jobbing instructor" LOL ok Ken. I would not have gotten involved if I were DD but I'd punch Taylor in the face! I fucking hate her. I'm sorry but again Adrienne STOP GETTING INVOLVED. just go sit down. nice to see Taylor laughing during all of this, so sane. I would leave if I were DD, before I threw Taylor over the railing. please throw Taylor over the railing ladies, please do. GO BRANDI throwing those bitches out! I've never been this angry watching a real housewives episode. oh great now Taylor smokes! LOL I don't feel sorry for this dumb useless bitch. push Taylor out of the car Kyle! actually you go with her! buh-BYE.