picture stealing & lots of tweeting

I have to start off by saying WOW this season has started off totally cray! I'm kind of with Roman in that she did cause such a scene at Mynt and she did it on the club's anniversary. On the other hand, he knows what he signed up for and he knew that Marta would be at the club with that random dude as a DJ. I do agree that Marta needs to move out. I don't know why Joanna is trying so hard to keep Marta around. I think it's weird that Roman would mention what Adriana said to him. Truth be told it was a little odd that she would say that but he OF COURSE knows how Joanna is going to react. I think Joanna is gorgeous but she is a little too much for me. I have a hard time really believing she is this way off camera. why couldn't Adriana just tell the photographer that she didn't want to be topless? I was just thinking what Adriana said, she admitted she is a flirt but she is also a serious person. Adriana looks great why not be topless?! just go for it. omg I'm sorry but Karent? I don't get that name. why isn't Karent listening to what everyone is saying about Rodolfo? is that his name I already forgot. Lisa is my favorite new housewife! She is adorable and I feel like we would be friends. plus she's a charger fan so perf :) I feel bad for Lisa and Lenny, I don't think that I would be able to share this personal information on camera but to each his own. I knew Adriana would be upset about how small her picture was. oh here comes Lea! I can't hate Lea, she says what she is thinking always and doesn't give a SHIT. I like that. She is kind of like the mom of the group, no one messes with her. I disagree that Karent tries too hard. She is being honest, that would bug me too if I was around someone who always made backhanded comments. It's very passive aggressive which I just don't do. I would have asked for a picture too, I would. I have no shame, I guess I'm like Karent :) oh that would BUGGG me if I was super excited to meet someone and some bitch tried to jump in on it. it's happened before and I just couldn't hold in my anger. Joanna really you can't remember anything from dancing with the stars?! I get it was 2 years ago but shit I remember my cheer routines from like 13 years ago! if I were her I would have told Marta to go home. Here we go again more issues with Marta at the center, time to move out. I just saw on twitter that I was spelling Roman wrong, I apologize it's Romain. I know Alexia left the show due to her family issues but I wish she was still on :( OMG James looks like a completely different person out of drag!! like WHOA. it took me a minute to realize what he was doing when he kept asking "do you know who I am?!" I love Elaine Lancaster, she should stay that way, James, not so much. I still like him though. Going back to the previous episode Marysol kept going around the fact that her client didn't want him there in drag. She can't go around that, just be clean about it. OWN IT. I'm on the fence about Adriana being so mad about the artist. I get what Adriana is saying, I'd be annoyed but there has to be more history here that we don't know yet as to why she is THIS mad. Not to bring up a sore subject for Marysol but shit I knew she and Phillipe would be divorced but not like 6 months later! I'm not sure how I feel about Ava or Ana, I don't know why I can't get these girls names right. I don't think that Lea was saying that Marysol only had clients because of her. UM HELLO Ana or Ava, let's think about your convo with Elaine and Lea, they BOTH said that Marysol was dirty so OF COURSE Marysol is not going to go get up in their faces. I mean really? I can't be the only one who thought this right??? Okay here is another thing that pisses me off. People use the word "classy" too much and incorrectly. CLASSY does NOT mean drinking wine at dinner, being a "good" girl. It's about character and how you treat others. Joanna please stop using classy because it makes you sound ignorant. "money can't buy you class but it can buy you an ass" I like it. so true. I LOVE LISA!! she is not a hater she can admit when another woman is hot. you go girl. I tweeted that btw :) another mom that locks her closet!! I thankfully don't want to take anything from my mom's closet OH HELL NO. why is Joanna so nervous?! just have fun! I'm just going to weigh in on this Romain/Joanna sitch. if I were a dude I would not want to be with her. granted she is gorgeous but she is too much drama!! I agree with him when he said in response to her saying "you know how many men want me?" replying "these men don't know what a pain in the ass you are." on another note cool it with the entitlement Joanna! you're gorgeous but you aren't the only gorgeous woman in the world. I have a life lesson for Joanna: there will ALWAYS be another woman that is prettier, skinnier, nicer, smarter, etc. get real baby :) live in the now. I love how she keeps saying "I haven't danced in over 2 years" like you become completely uncoordinated! please. I haven't ridden a bike in a few years, I sure as hell didn't completely forget how to ride one! I SOOOOO want to go to this event!! how fun!!

jumbo titties vs itty bitty titty commitee

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dances with drag queens

I'm not sure how I feel about aviva yet but HEATHER EWWWW I can't stand her! she is so hard looking and her stupid intro "HOLLA" ewww so annoying. okay I'm pretty sure reid is gay, I don't think he could wear more foundation. he looks like liberace. I think it was kind of weird of reid to ask heather's husband if he is related to schindler as in schindler's list. kind of uncomfortable. I don't know if it is just me but I can't picture luann boning anyone. well she has a penis so I guess I can't imagine her having a vagina. look I feel bad for heather's child and I wouldn't want any child to have those problems BUT she brings up every person she knows and what ailments they have in every conversation. that is personal, you don't just bring it up out of nowhere. if someone asks "how are you?" you don't go into how your friend is now blind due to diabetes. I love that ramona is direct, I 100% agree with aviva. I also don't dance around subjects, I say what I mean and mean what I say. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN ramona vs luann in the park. again I agree with ramona, luann is condescending ALWAYS. she always has to get a dig in and she is no prize. just as alex said, SHE is not from royalty, her ex-husband is. it's not HER family. I don't believe that ramona threatened luann AT ALL. ramona has A LOT of dirt on luann. that is the real story. did anyone else watch NYC prep on bravo?? well I did and those KIDS, like 15, 16 had their own apartments in the city while their parents lived in the hamptons. it's no one's business how someone raises their kids but as luann says OWN IT. there have been plenty of stories about her kids partying so who cares, ALL kids party. ramona has SPIES in the hamptons??? WHAT?! ramona just proved my point, everyone knows what is going on. it's not that ramona is unfiltered, she just doesn't put up with bullshit! she is not going to sit back and say nothing. I think carole is the new cindy, she is just kind of on the outskirts. I don't think she is made for real housewives. why would aviva feel bad about luann?! didn't they just meet? yeah this whole song and dance is getting old with real housewives. I feel like I'm predicting this episode and each woman. I do like that carole is just kind of go with the flow. she's realistic, I like that. rule 27?? where did that come from. sorry I'm not digging the leopard jumpsuit. it looks great on her though. okay seeing that dude up close, he is HOT. I'd talk to him too. you go girl! yayyyy finally SONJA! oh wow her house is a MESS. that sucks. I would just knock down that entire wall and start over. I don't know if I would have a party at her house. I love sonja don't get me wrong but she should just burn down her house and start over. I don't like her design style either. carole is a total throwback from the 60s. who the hell gets convertibles anymore?! ehhhh cheesy. I do like his jams though, jazzy. I'm so over hearing about things being "real" I guess heather is the new kelly who I HATE. I don't even know what is going on right now, what the fuck are they reading?? can there ever be a moment when heather isn't telling a sad story?! not to sound cold but I'm over it. ohhhh that lamp is so early 90s. you know what aviva, family dinner is not some rare thing a lot of people do it. UHHHHH oh jacque, please go away. he just bugs me. I don't think his interaction with the kids could be anymore awkward. if I were him I'd be like yeahhhh I'll leave you to talk to your son. I'll go outside and run far far away. he studies every day for 45 minutes? wow scholar. jacque take a hint stop trying to help, you are making things super awkward. noel is like FUCKKK THIS. HAHAHAHAHA "joe I need a glass of pinot right away" of course. aviva REALLY?? she has a singing career? seriously? ps LOL at ramona saying "on youtube?" okay I just laughed SO hard. "listen you piece of shit!" OMG how much do I love ramona! she cracks me up. ring ring "hello? money can't buy you class" "luann? listen you piece of shit!" I see it going that way. a couple of famous gay ladies have hit on her? okay heather. sonja is a voice of reason? where did that come from? I wouldn't describe her as that. how awkward! how was someone not like okay sonja, time to head out. "just go to the next award!" I'd say that too LOL again, I love sonja, but stop with the no panies thing YUCK. OMG LOVE that dress with the yellow belt! in the previous preview, they didn't bleep out cock. weird.

planting trees, titties, & monkeys in costa rica, mexico

I feel like this "intervention" needed to happen because if I had to listen to alexis talk about her leased cars, her rented house, her cubic zirconian, etc. I would go CRAZY and anyone who knows me knows that I have NO problem calling you out/putting people in their place. alexis doesn't understand what they are saying because she is a dumbass. vicki doesn't get it either, no one is calling alexis materialistic, she is presenting something that isn't so! which is EXACTLY what heather is saying. I give gretch props for trying but UNauthentic, no honey. how are they being heartless?! no one was making fun of her or being mean they were saying the truth and alexis didn't want to hear it. VICKI why don't YOU look in the mirror! WE all have to accept each other for who we are?!! is she high?? she is the FIRST one to judge. way to go gretch, doing the exact opposite of what a friend should do. who walks up to their crying, upset friend and say "this is really hard for me" BAHAHAHA otay gretch. I don't think saying alexis is humiliated is the right word, she is upset that she was called out for who she pretends to be. how creepy! alexis' room is pitch black. EXCUSE ME VICKI?! they are jealous of alexis and she isn't pretentious?! when did vicki crawl up her ass??? GAGGING at the moment. like gag me with a fucking spoon. you know what I just noticed? heather is ALWAYS in black. she is the goth housewife of OC. I'm loving all these views of nature. PLEASE PLEASE find a new excuse as to why you have to go home lex. just admit it, your husband doesn't want the kids around/he needs you to absolutely do everything for him. alexis actually looks worse with her nose job, I saw her in person, I'm assuming around the time she did it and WOOF she looked awful. oh BULLSHIT gretch you didn't value shit. gretch and slade are bottom feeders, they don't value anything but their skank asses. don't call the raccoon over, it will RIP your face off. okay for lex to one minute thank vicki and then to gretch say vicki barged in and she didn't want her there shows how two-faced she is while she is trying to say gretch isn't a good friend. don't these bitches learn? none of you are true friends just admit it! what is it with full on jewelry on the beach?! okay let's just get this: heather vs alexis heather DOES NOT walk around saying how much things cost, what she has, she doesn't have to. alexis brings up all the borrowed things she has when NO ONE asks her. did heather ask about her car situation? no, she brought it up herself. oh please none of you miss alexis. I'd be like see ya later bitch! have fun on that long flight back from costa rica, mexico. this is how I like gretch, when she is just having fun with tamra. she would have never done that had alexis still been there. that monkey is like listen bitches I'm trying to nap give me some food or shut the fuck up. you know walking up to wild animals, you DON'T scream at them. that doesn't really help nor is it beneficial to your safety. ugh walking through those plants I can't even imagine how many spiders would be there. I'd be off camera having a heart attack while they planted trees. I really wanted one of them to say "I picked this tree because it reminds me of my vagina" I think that is a neat idea though. I would have burst out laughing if vicki turned and said to me "you know what? its going to be really sad when one of us dies" their expressions were PRICELESS. that poor tour guide is like okay vicki lets plant this fucking tree now I still have a few more hours with you all before I slit my wrists. okay I'll try anything once but I'd be scared to whitewater raft. those poor camera guys are like ENOUGH get in the fucking boat!! I would tip it over on purpose. I love that vicki is screaming, gretch & tamra are laughing and heather is like I am NOT falling out lets ROW. I kind of like just gretch, tamra, and vicki. I think it's a fun group. where did DONN come from?! vicki is losing her fucking mind. I wonder how brooks feels watching this...awkward. funny how gretch is quick to say how donn is a grown man, he can take care of himself, and not live off of her. HMMMMMMMMM SLADE?? I think vicki is going through the change. she needs to STOP saying she feels bad for what she did to her kids, your kids are in their 20s they are FINE. donn is her second husband, not even the biological father! they are okay. if I were tamra, I would say um excuse me vicki ALL the times you called me out for my relationship with simon and now look at you and brooks?! hypocrite.

FEEVUH!!

now they live in dana point?!! what happened to living in "newport coast" uh ps lex NEVER did. that bag is fucking hideous actually. I do love lemonade though. OH that FUCKED up her day! that is the LAST thing lex wants to hear. O M G. gretch is such a bitch but that is HILARIOUS. uhh watching this is so painful. I just feel horrible for her. connect with WHAT audience?? why is lex blaming gretch being friends with tamra for her not being "supportive" of her. sorry gretch is just a bitch. I do like heather and LOVE her husband more but this whole acting thing is just ridiculous. she needs to let it go. I still laugh at these women who don't work yet need an assistant! don't understand it. yeah I don't think tamra meant that gretch...no one wants you to marry that loser. wow heather's wardrobe is super cute sometimes and then there's the weird 70s crap. what show is she talking about?! an infommercial? I would say yes, this amazing life is enough. I don't want to be a stay at home mom when I get older but I think their life is great because terry isn't like jim, he's not controlling or a wannabe reverend. LOVE terry, I think I love him more than don. I hate to say it but he is the best house husband! oh WOOF, goes from terry and heather to bloat bag and jesus barbie. IM SORRY DID HE JUST SAY HE IS WORKING ON THE TRAMPOLINE PARK?! huh?? was I on drugs for a moment? sleepless nights?? you do a "news" segment one day a week!! what the fuck is she talking about?! is bravo leaving out like huge portions? actually jim, you need the money. you po. driving to LA, um about 50 minutes away LOL!!! I will say I like that lex is doing what she wants, nice for a change. nice teeth heidi, vicki's employee. doesn't vicki provide insurance??? hello get some and fix your snaggle teeth. VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love how gretch still has lost her voice from a month ago LOL!! no honey you're sick. grab some tissues, alternate between tylenol and advil and go night night. who is expecting a lot out of you? I'm not. wow that makes all but no sense at all, they are staying at the cosmopolitan yet the PCD is located in caesars. ok?? oh yes protect your voice bahahahahaha OHHH SNAP. you go tamra. well hello heather, no SHIT, a blind, deaf person would know she is full of shit. THANK YOU TAMRA for stating the obvious, her voice would not still be gone from over a month ago. omg I love that guy from PCD! WORK IT GIRLS WORK IT!! I can do that, "HOW YALL DOING TONIGHT LAS VEGAS!!!!!" hip hip hip BUMP. oh this is kind of sad. hate to break it to you gretch but singing in your car or shower doesn't change once you put an object in front of your face. slade's dick in front of your face doesn't change how you sing. KEEP THE MIC IN YOUR FACEEEEEEE. what is this guy's name?? I want to know him. HIS NAME IS MIKEY?!!! I love it :) okay this is still so weird that they're there for PCD yet all at the cosmopolitan???? is anyone else thinking this? oh shut up gretch. no itty bitty titties are not in. no. she has a makeup artist in vegas? um how about you asked the salon staff to come up. BULLSHIT the things you do for love, no one cared he was gone so he popped back up. EEEEEEK she looks scary, like a clown. okay just tell that girl to leave. just don't wear any makeup. there is no way in any major show that you could say oh what I screwed up let me start again. he got a chin implant?? that is not the first thing I would have done if I were him. brooks is fucking weird. if some dude addressed me and told me this I would say what?! I want to order calamari now. ew I hate people that wink, it's very chester. talk about an ugly fucking face! what is wrong with robin antin?! like really what the FUCK is wrong with her face. it is straight up FUG. I'm kind of surprised that jim and alexis did fertility treatments. EWWWWWWWW I don't want to think about jim's man juice because I will VOMIT. I don't want to think or see or hear about anything that comes out of jimmy B.

sorry G to the IA, Milania is the face of the Guidices

I will say this about Ashlee, her hair looks nice blonde, her nose looks great and I like her lip injections. Other than that she is a complete waste. I feel bad for her..kind of. I feel like Jacqueline is being a pussy and not doing what she should be doing which is being the biggest part of these talks. She should have talked to Ashlee, not Chris, Chris isn't even her fucking biological dad!! Jacqueline, man the fuck up and tell your daughter to get her shit together and get the fuck out. geeezz she can't even wheel her luggage, so sad. OMG Dr. Perricone, I have his book from like 200 years ago. I'm kind of confused as to why she is going to him for nutrition because the book I have is all about skin and if you eat salmon your skin will be gorgeous. OK let's go back to Lauren's statement there. She wasn't getting the "respect she deserves" at Chateau. UM huh??? that sounds like a little bitch that thinks she is entitled. She may have been wording it as they treated her like she was her mom's kid in that they only helped her out because of that reason and the show but I'll take the ladder. Oh nice, Joe doesn't have a license. What a hot fucking MESS. driving under suspended??? what does that mean? Teresa sounds so delusional about them losing their pizza parlor. The restaurant wasn't their bread and butter, I get that but still get it together. let me just say this, I can't FUCKING stand the Wakiles. I first and foremost can't fucking stand Kathy. I don't know if it is her big bug eyes, maybe. I think her son is hilarious though. what business did he start in?! running gas stations?? I know they are privately owned but I'm so confused. don't any of these fucking housewives' husbands have real fucking jobs?? I can think of Vicki, Maloofs,Vanderpump, Dubrows; correct me if I'm wrong but what happened to just having a normal, stable job?! I'm sure Albie is glad he volunteered to drive Ashlee to the airport. Ashlee didn't know that planes could crash????? is she for real?! what is wrong with this girl? I don't mean to make any sort of fun of people with handicaps but I think she may be functionally retarded. I hate to say it but I believe Teresa in what she says about Melissa. I 100% believe that she saw what he had and jumped on his baby dick. word. how did she miss the flight? did she just wander the airport, probably. I would be so embarassed to say I gave birth to that useless bitch. why is the summer the worst time for a diet? I would say the fall, during the holidays. how the hell did Ashlee get home???? the fact that Joe has no upper lip grosses me out. I bet he is shorter than me which is basically a hobbit size. why would they continue to invite Teresa and Juicy if they hate them so much?! VITOOOOOOOOOOOO I met him at Super Bowl LOL!! he's a nice guy. if I were Teresa I would not call attention to myself, she just needs to sit in the back, eat some meatball, drink some wine and sniff those flowers. why the fuck would Richie feel the need to say anything? nothing about him in it, he just needs to shut his ugly fucking face. I guess the only time people read is on an airplane, okay. THANK YOU JUICY, stop embarassing yourself Teresa. I would never have been offended by the comments Teresa made in her book, I could give a fuck is how I would feel about that, that's what I know. I'd rather play poker with the guys then chat with those bitches. I think I would become hypnotized by Kathy's BEs. why did they not show the fight?! bravo must have some liability or like the fight in DR there is legal matters that go along with it. hmmmmm, didn't hear anything about it but maybe. Melissa, if it makes you feel any better, I would make fun of your husband constantly too. I LOVE that Teresa called Richie a geek BAHAHAHAHAHAHA he so is. he is a butt ass fugly lurch geek. if I was the same age as the Wakile son, I'd hit it. hey Kathy, WAKE THE FUCK UP, neither of your kids are virgins. live in the now. so in Richie's mind, he can't have sex until he's 18?? Wakiles need to wake up to the world. world meet the Wakiles, Wakiles live in the motherfucking now. this new song fucking blows. if I was that dude, and not getting paid, I'd be like baby you BA-LOW. oh here we go with how she lives a life women only dream of, cut to me making the jacking off hand motion. I want to follow Juicy and the Guidice kids around all day. LOL!! when I have kids I want a kid like Milania. I'm still laughing when Milania was in Audriana's pack n play and wrestling with her when Juicy yells out to Milania, "that kid's going to kick the crap out of you when she's older" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA crying. one of the other "uhs" bahahahaha so true. Chris seems to be the most level headed, I think they all need to follow in his footsteps and take advice from him. okay random fan, a little too much. I'm sorry but this dinner is kind of awkward. sorry Chris M but that was a horrible Juicy impression. Chris L looks like he can't wait to get the fuck out of there!! YUCK Joe grosses me out. I'm sorry but even wasted, passed out, I don't think I could do it. last couple weeks for ONE song, yeah okay Melissa! that's kind of sad. ew Joe's little stubby fingers. barf x347827639 oh here we go Chris is getting Ashlee all ready while Jacqueline plays with her son. where did Ashlee get xanax?! oh that's where. now she is scared of everything?? I think she has spun off this planet. I think only Gary Busey would understand what she is talking about. ps where is CJ?! why have we only seen Nick and Ashlee?? I wonder if anyone else has thought this.

put these frozen peas on yo face BITCH

why would tamra want to take out her boobies?! good for her but I mean come on. I don't like that she compared having implants with defining who she is. one doesn't have to do with the other. it bugs me they always talk about "in orange county.." big boobies are popular ANYWHERE. um HELLO duh. wait wait wait they keep growing???? I must have heard that wrong. I LOVE watching surgeries!!! I know I'm a weirdo but it's so interesting. oh fuck you alexis! NO ONE CARES WHY YOU ARE GETTING YOUR FUCKING NOSE DONE. if she wanted to get a dick implanted on her forehead go ahead!! NO ONE CARES. I mean give me a break. she is a grown ass woman, she can get whatever she wants done! she doesn't need to answer to anyone else which is exactly what heather said to her! I want to see after the surgery when they pull the tampons out of her nose! "hey lex, I just had a mcgriddle, I'm so full" - Jim. of course Jim would laugh, what a douche. my mom is EXACTLY like vicki! my mom would be full on terms of endearment if that was me. this is so sad, I feel so bad for briana! I can't imagine how hard this must be for her. heather, you are not an actress. please just stop because it is kind of getting embarassing. I wonder how old heather is, I should look. I don't like the booth style table as a kitchen table. out on the patio yes, not in the kitchen. ew tacky. okay I don't get robin antin's face. what the FUCK is wrong with it?! it's like a bus door closed on her face over and over and over again. she is FUG. EW BARF she does NOT have a team slade shirt on!! gretchen is mental. oh there slade goes touching his face again....COKE HEAD. her voice "returns" LOL yeah OK. you can't sing cray cray bitch, stop trying. I think gretch can 100% dance like that but NOT sing. I just wanted to call and invite you to a glass breaking singalong!! yeah???? aww her baby is cute. OMG I love that they all sent her flowers!! not going to lie I'm a little emotional watching this!! I can't imagine how briana must feel/how vicki feels knowing her daughter is going through this. it gives me pains in my tummy. there is NO way I would let my daughter recover alone!! I would stay/have her stay at my house at least for a few days! that is just ridiculous. wow what a shit colored blue wall. that is just fucking ugly. "isn't that delicious?" he should know he just ate most of it downstairs. okay that was kind of funny, tell the kids mommy is wearing dinner on her eyes. I chuckled and was jovial for a moment with reverend jim B. is that alexis couture vicki has on?!!!! I think so! oh tamra! you always show that side of you!! but I still love her. heather's friends are gorgeous, had a lot of fucking work done but they look FABULOUS. I get jealous when everyone has slope noses. I agree with vicki, they are all going into this restaurant blindly. they are not going to get along. peter's eyes are gorgeous. um no heather, not for free, he is getting publicity for his restaurant. I want heather's necklace!! I'm so preppy I know what I would wear that with. yeah your friends should visit/call/text you after your surgery but I doubt tamra has anything to do with it. okay her glasses, which UM you aren't supposed to wear fucking glasses with a new nose job. D U H. I have heard that nose jobs fucking hurt. my question is when are they going to pull the tampons out? TAKE YOUR GLASSES OFF. you aren't supposed to wear them!! I think I've seen jaye before?? I may have to investigate. again with acting! what fucking shows have you been on?!! are these made up shows? are you an extra? vicki isn't being negative, she is being honest!! these are questions you have to address. I agree with tamra, it was rude for vicki to jump up like that! I thought they were going to play the clip of alexis in san fran last year. I'm sorry gretchen why are you so tired/exhausted?? what exactly are you doing? I agree with vicki, it's normal life when people get along. in normal life people support each other and their friends. first cancer and now divorce. this episode is a serious downer.

alexis is a MESS with ELECTIVE surgery while briana is cool calm & collected for possible thyroid cancer & lymphoma hmmmm

did anyone else notice that gretch full on fixed her hair when she thought strippers were coming in?! sorry gretch but slade is a douchebag always, there is no way around it. I saw that tamra tweeted that she invited the men before the improv but she could have told slade not to come because of the situation. "sold out" show?! don't think so. I'm sorry but what is gretch doing?!!!!! why is she with him? on the other hand why would vicki be THIS upset about what slade said? get over it. slade is a fucking loser we all laugh at him. vicki has to understand where gretch is coming from, she can't call slade out for not paying child support and then date brooks. actually vicki knows everything, slade doesn't work, doesn't have a car, and doesn't have a home he is basically a useless human being. what is wrong with gretch?! she must have family issues to go to bat for slade all the time. what woman would date a man like slade? gretch must be SO unbelievably insecure. OH and ps, alexis is upset that jim wasn't invited? WHAT WHAT according to her jim hates all of them! jim is an ugly troll slade. what exactly are you going through that is tough gretch? gretch was just sticking up for slade, that had to be expected. oh yes heather we're all "peturbed" (jack off hand motion). how can slade be so upset I mean DELUSIONAL toward vicki?! I still can't get over the fact that he claims vicki and tamra have hindered him from getting WORK! LOL x a jillion. they didn't make fun of slade, they repeated facts about him. "getting her boobs bigger"?? LOL oh tamra. EVERYONE says they get nose jobs for sinus problems. alexis has no fucking clue where her sinuses are. alexis can't even spell sinuses. she is pulling string out of her mouth?! what the fuck is she talking about?! heather comes and goes with me, she was right to say that alexis can get whatever fucking surgery she wants. alexis is all sensitive for no reason. you truly can't argue with stupid. no one said alexis is ONLY getting her nose done for sinuses. obviously alexis doesn't understand. she used to pull that shit with peggy and say peggy was all upset when no one is BUT HER. I think alexis needs to get some mental help. she thinks everyone is against her. maybe she is getting her nose done because of all the coke she has been doing. PARANOID. heather just needs to laugh alexis is fucking stupid. "under the table" ALEXIS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! who did she kick?? are we watching the same show? I don't think so. alexis, when did you stick up for gretch?! let's look back at the prevoius season. donn is back!!! LOVE donn!! this made my night/episode. donn seems much happier. briana doesn't know her "place"?? honey you're what? 25 years old!!! grow up sweetpea :) donn seems more at ease too. funny how briana is handing a very serious surgery very well and mature and responsible while alexis is having a fucking meltdown over ELECTIVE surgery. wow doesn't look good for alexis/shows the lack of class and maturity she has. wow look slade driving gretch's car. vicki is a joke?! YEAH OK SLADE. alexis has a basement?! a basement?! no sorry. ew barf jim. what is with alexis and vicki acting like everyone should have stood up and said OK EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP like no I'm sorry that is so unrealistic. if I were tamra or gretch I would say what needs to be said which is "are you trippin?!" I'm not standing up and saying SHIT. I wouldn't think up these bullshit excuses on how they get nervous when there is a lot of screaming BLAH BLAH BLAH. is alexis' surgery in the middle of the night?? yeah I think you're right alexis jim isn't nervous! as soon as you're under he is going to drive through mcdonald's for a sausage mcmuffin or 4 YEAHHHHH. okay let's revisit this again. how does she have NO CLUE how a rhinoplasty is done??? you are having surgery do research!!! oh yes the reverend jim bellino please pray over all of us!!!! BARF. ps why are alexis' lips purple?? that is not a good sign. maybe she needs CPR. I wish the best for briana, I truly do. that is a lot for anyone to go through. does everyone have surgery in the middle of the night?? what is going on here. just kidding 6am. I understand how vicki and her daughter interact in bad times. vicki is a MESS with surgeries and her child while briana is calm but you know deep down she is fucking nervous as well! she just has to balance it out. I don't want anyone cutting in your throat" oh I DO! LOL way to make humor out of it bri!

X & OHS & 80s BUNCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK I have to agree with Gretchen! Slade needs to get a real job/life/hobby. I'm so beyond embarassed about him wanting to do "comedy" I feel so bad for him. it's actually pathetic. Terry's dad lives in the harbor?? that's where she pointed. hey it's all good. not to be mean, I love Tamra and I'm team her but it's weird that Eddie would want to live with her and vice versa. I can't believe I'm thinking this but I miss the old Tamra, of course minus Simon, hate that piece of shit. I would have laughed right along with Tamra in finding out that Alexis is a "news anchor" when I've seen her on tv and she needs some serious help ummmmmmmm k. why would Heather share Slade's "comedy" act with Tamra. this obviously would set Tamra off as would anyone but she is just trying to stir the pot. Slade's motivation behind this is doing WHATEVER he can do to stay relevant (not really) and make some sort of pocket change. side note: Heather has such a bug face. oh god here we go with Cosmetic Care, remember the commercial? AWFUL so sad. I love how Alexis needs a buddy to go with her to her 12th plastic surgery consultation/the doctor she works with. her nose does look like a beak but I've seen it in person and it's not that different BUT she has had a lot of filler in her face. he has to separate her nose?? how does she not have basic fucking knowledge of a nose job? Dr. Niccoli is like bitch calm yourself!! he couldn't hide his feeling. I love the coffee that has the cute decorations in it :) Gretchen looks so cute in that hat. it's been her third year of antibiotics?? what the hell is she talking about?! Alexis is slow. I have a love/hate relationship with Gretchen. I think she is adorable but I kind of don't like her either. maybe I'm not the only one??? I would probably like her more if she wasn't with Slade. She needs to be with Slade in the Jo years. didn't Vicki's sign used to have water running down it? she should turn that back on. did anyone else spot that picture above the fridge?? is that of the women? or her business peeps? it looked like an oil painting. Vicki please cut the shit, you are 100% going to have to pay spousal support!! you can't get around this I'm sorry. if this was the other way around and Donn made the money you made you would expect it!! just stop and accept it. Gretchen's room is like a teenager room. it's super tacky and cheap crap. he got an email from Robin i.e she answered his email BEGGING her. I would ask Gretchen to do it out of all the women. actually Slade a lot of fucking people perform with the Pussycat Dolls, like every fucking celeb. I can't stand Gretchen's room! I need to come decorate it and make it more adult and contemporary, that room is not relaxing. those blinds are HIDEOUS, I can't believe they even sell those still. there's that guy that was FIRED by bravo! of course he would be friends with Gretchen. "a leopard never changes it's spots" I'm sorry I can't even comment on that. just sad. funny how she doesn't mention who she is with to Tamra. a whole new "war" that is just a mob wives word! I can't stand that Tamra never gets "you and I" "he and I" "you and me" right!!! it is not difficult. I too wonder the same thing Tamra!!! I was just thinking that/saying it as well. I haven't seen Vicki wear a regular t-shirt in like 4 seasons. I'm kind of surprised Briana is "very sick" we haven't heard anything about this. I'm not saying she is lying but it just seems weird they would share this with the show and we would never hear about it first. I have to agree with what Vicki says, she shouldn't care what Slade says or what anyone says if you don't fit into what they think you should look like. I don't think Vicki will have a nervous breakdown, Tamra have you met Vicki?! her life is stress, she thrives off that. O K hello, how is there a WALL FUCKING SIZE picture of Gretchen. I mean does anyone else see this???? OMG Tamra looks adorable! out of everyone she has the best outfit. LOVED the political jab there! LOL ohhhh nice look lex, she is none too pleased that Gretchen is friends with Tamra again. you're such a bitch Alexis. I have to give it to Heather, she was creative. Vicki you don't remember??? I was a baby in the 80s and I remember but okay. I don't understand how to play bunco but I want to be at Tamra's next bunco party! if it's themed even better! "religious juju" bahahahahahaha okay Heather is growing on me. yes Alexis I'm sure jesus is taking time out to watch over your bunco game. OK I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD. I love how Vicki says without hesitation "how do you know what her nipples look like?!" if I was there I would have blown out the sound guy's ear drums. the fight wouldn't have started if Gretchen hadn't turned around and said "why are you starting shit?" Gretchen didn't say anything but I understand both sides. I personally wouldn't have taken it personal because look at the source. Slade alone is a walking toolbag joke, that's the comedy of it. she's supporting his disease? I wouldn't go that far. being a tool isn't a disease but for him it's a lifestyle. I love how they're all talking and the tables are an inch apart. did Slade hear that whole conversation prior? judging by his expression YES.

could eddie & tamra's booth be any smaller??

after seven seasons I still fucking hate those HUGE letters spelling C A L I E N T E on Vicki's kitchen island! tacky. is it just me or does Vicki look HORRIBLE this season?! sex does not look well on her. I know her love tank is full but it looks like the tank fell on her face. what I've noticed this season more is that Vicki is always in a fur vest. I know when I randomly cook in my kitchen I put on my best furs. she thinks the sex toys are gross?? Vicki who used to frequent sex clubs with Donn thinks sex toys are gross. OK Vicki. how awkward is that couple in the background? they are probably like oh fuck really? Heather did NOT like Alexis commenting on her bag, she put that far far away. I'm glad Alexis is admitting she is like Jillian more than Katie. I LOVE YOU HEATHER, okay I know I talked shit but I like that she is a strong woman and is like Alexis are you trippin???! does Alexis not rememeber the shit she says?! hmmm last year she, Gretchen, and Peggy all talked about sex over dinner and how she ties Jim up with his ties (um BARF) and bones him. HAHAHA omg I love that Heather sees Alexis for who she is :) sorry Slade but bad hair is every day for you. I want to be friends with Slade's mom. She's a cool bitch. How her son is Slade I don't know. he's a doucheface/TOTAL TOOL. is Slade for real with this?! like really? why would he embarass himself like that?! I feel bad. take it on TOUR??? Slade has for reals gone cuckoo. he has crazy eyes now. how did Slade go from season 1 with Jo to Season 7? losing money can really damage people I guess. he said he considered proposing to Gretchen last year. OK I just laughed SO hard! "she's your boss." the divorce is taking so long?? Simon has still not signed the papers? dude he needs to get on that. Eddie has definitely changed this season, he's a little creepier and seems to talk softly. I'm kind of surprised that Gretchen is having a reaction to the stuff Slade is compiling for his "show." is Gretchen serious in thinking he can't use the woman as his material when he has nothing else but the show?? I'm pretty sure Slade is now a cokehead. does anyone else notice that Slade touches his face a lot more?! his eyes look cray cray too. I feel SO bad for Slade already. this is just sad. NICE MAN BOOBS Jim. vomit. EWWW of course that gross chick Sarah is engaged to that creeper. I love how Heather bugs Alexis like SHE used to bug Peggy! what goes around comes around you cray cray bitch. this is hard to watch. I always get uncomfortable when people are awkward like that. if I were them I would just go home. I love fondue. there is other options other than CHEESE at fondue um HELLO. wow way to make the episode awkward Tamra. I feel like she and Eddie have made this dark turn this season. they are on the wrong show, maybe another world turns or another soap. be PREGNANT??? no I'm sorry. I CAN'T WATCH THIS!!! I'm so embarassed for Slade. Alexis was not serious, I think they edited something else she was talking about. Brianna always looks the same. cold sores are herpes Vicki. I think it's funny that Brianna was all ready to marry Colby and now she is like omg I would NEVER get married young. I think it's bizarre that Vicki says her children aren't ready for her to date. your children are in their late 20s, why would they care if she dated?? Slade's improv was the most uncomfortable thing EVER. like I would have had to leave the room if I was there. what is wrong with Brianna? is she serious? she would rather have her mom be unhappy and in a loveless marriage than happy with someone new. I wonder if Brianna is a little freak like her mom, probably, or maybe not who knows. Gretchen needs to break up with Slade. Tamra and Vicki have kept Slade from getting work?!!! W H A T???????? he did not just say that.

is Alexis the Taylor of OC?? we shall see....

nice outfit BOSS. perfect for a casual lunch for sure. she wants to get the negative out of her life so she is meeting Tamra? I'm not team Gretch in the least but this seems more about bravo pushing them together. Tamra DOES know the whole story Gretchen, that's the problem. she isn't trying to be the bigger person, she's trying to stay in the drama! SORRY I call it like it is. I love Vicki's house, I'm sad she's selling it. I'm not a fan of her stairs though. she and Donn have chosen for him to stay in the house because oh I don't know he doesn't have a job? oh he does have a job? plus Vicki must be in a little bit of a recession because she has never needed Donn to help pay the bills. I'm glad that Vicki is happy though, she seems so different now but let's see how the season turns out. I SOOO want to eat there!!! gorgeous. is it just me or have they all lost a lot of weight?! no I disagree Gretch, you're fucking annoying and FAKE. the way she treated Jeff and the lies she told, cough cough JAY. any questions on what I'm referring to just look it up! I wish Gretch had more meat on her bones like when she first was on the show! she was adorable! okay Tams I love you but this is some corny shit! any one over 4 years old shouldn't give friendship bracelets, it's weird. EWW the fact that Tamra would even consider being friends with Slade or getting along with him grosses me out. ANOTHER new house? bankruptcy bankruptcy bankruptcy. SOLD???? your house? hmmmm yeah no. the fact that they're whispering is just weird. I feel like Alexis is the Taylor Armstrong of OC. I mean right??? it's crazy that Jim can't do any of this shit on his own. she forgot to set the alarm for him??? as my friend Tiana says "is this real life?????" he can't set his own fucking alarm to wake up?! their home phone number was disconnected? IM SORRY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?! Simon walked away with 90% really? Tamra must really have a shitty fucking lawyer. is Vicki serious right now? of course she would have to pay alimony!!! if roles were reversed she would expect the same thing I mean COME ON! she talked about Gretchen and how she shouldn't marry/have kids with Slade because he can't pay child support and once she is a single mom she won't get any support. Heather is SO weird looking. I'm sorry but she looks like a bug. I have to start again about Tamra's settlement, how is she getting absolutely NO alimony?? granted I know she makes a lot from bravo and side deals but this just doesn't make any sense to me. MAYBE she married Eddie?? hmmmmm, we'll see. Heather really does live in newport coast, she has to, I believe her. ALEXIS does NOT nor did she ever. even though she claimed she did. Dr. Booty? is this a segment for porn? possibly. the fact that this is a NEWS segment is beyond hilarious. what the fuck?! that girl dressed as a nurse. fucking WEIRD. I know Alexis is trying, but this is sad. I've seen her on the news and she just needs to practice. UM what? katie couric compared to THIS? yeah no not even close. Heather is SO weird looking. looks like Heather has invested A LOT in her future already EEEEEEEK. I bet she looks more like a bug in person. oh really Heather you have NO IDEA who these women are LOL, at least try to fake it. AHHHHH LOVE that dig Tamra! especially the "real money" part. wait what did she break?? where did Alexis' nannies go?? hmmmm another odd development. these scenes of the "OC" look like they were taken from laguna beach. that dress is cute, for them. they kind of dress different, more like silly. I hate when people say they are a full time mom so they have no life outside of that. it gives women a bad name. I love how Peggy came right out swinging like yeah Alexis is fucking cray cray. what is Alexis talking about?? no one sees her side. wait a second, Alexis forgave herself for Jim not telling her?? my questions exactly like Tamra said WHY OR HOW did he date beautiful women EVER??? WOOF, double WOOF. nice friend Gretchen! EWWWWW Sarah how much have you already had? when is Heather NOT on her phone? does she think that is a good way to pose when the camera turns to her?! LOL okayyyyy. Sarah is disgusting, who is this girl? she is like alanis morisette 10 years ago. she is so dressed down too, ew dress up. I wonder if Donn hung out upstairs that night. I hope Alexis and Peggy brawl and throw each other in the pool.

hey ken can you sell me some maui wowie?

OHHH that's by kapalua aka oprah and kelsey's grammer's homes in the background. that's so cute Paul and Adrienne showing any sort of love, which has never happened before. I'm pretty sure snakes are everywhere Paul. I'm sorry but Kim just needs to go away. Her boyfriend tried out for the wrong show, he meant to go on mobwives. those poor employees are probably like umm really? why are you both practically naked? I need to leave the room now. everything about Kim and Ken grosses me out. They are just disgusting. only them in their drug haze would think talking about ducks would make any sort of sense. nice shirt Ken EW! you should probably button all the way up. that green is gorgeous on Lisa! I think I would throw myself over the balcony if I heard Kim and Ken boning. I love Brandi! I'm glad Lisa pulled the stick out of her ass and decided to just have a bloody good time. I feel like they're eating at Camille's house. maybe? you never know. ohhhh mah gosssssh that cove! could Ken and Kim get anymore fucked up for dinner? nope. I would just laugh if I was there. BAHAHAHAHAHA he was working aka dealing drugs. "one day a week" means he had to pick up his supply. YEAH mauricio call him out!! I'm glad they are finally starting to call these idiots out! TEAM MAURICIO!! his leg and arm was shaking? LOL this is so bizarre! but on the other hand I would not call them out at the table and make everyone else uncomfortable. I would have asked Ken and Kim to walk to the edge of the cliff and then just pushed them off. I would have known better than to sit near Kim. bad timing Kim WHOA. this is the first time they've all REALLY said what they think! I would have probably called it too that they would be back together..um well but he killed himself. ok not to be mean but that was gross Adrienne and Paul, as much as I love them BARF. I doubt they are freaks Brandi, I think I have pretty good freak radar and I bet it's either nothing or very rare. EWWWWWWW rubbing Kim, I'm so grossed out. Kyle needs to let her sister be a nutcase, and truth be told I think it's more because she has absolutely NOTHING else to focus on! hobbies would be a good idea. Kim picked up on Mauricio's passive aggressiveness, I'm SHOCKED. maybe she's not as dumb as I thought she was. I'm sorry but I'm with Kim here, he didn't need to bring any of this up at the table with everyone else there. that was bad timing. "privacy please" means we're doing drugs here, leave us alone. "no one calls it that" LOL come on Lisa no one says humping! I can't believe they hopped the wall! that was a little weird. just fucking leave without her!! what is with this drama? just fucking leave her. why did Lisa jump in to Kyle's fight? Kyle is a coward. where did Kim get a beer? who needs a wake up call at 11:00am?! really you're not up yet? it wasn't the point that it was their boat Kim it was the fact that not everyone is on your drunken haze schedule. why can't Kyle just enjoy her time?! fucking forget about Kim! like what is your deal Kyle? they're still talking about this damn wake up call?! he poked his eye?! with what? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY ON? I used to party quite hard but I don't know what the fuck they are taking. I'd be scared to go in the water I'd just hang with Lisa and Adrienne. Kim acts like every word is painful to say. they both have like 4 minutes between each word. I feel like I'm watching intervention, not real housewives. why is Kyle in a one piece? I'm kind of surprised she would be so insecure about her body since she looks adorable in all the clothes she wears. I feel like Taylor is always super overdressed. of course they wouldn't know what it is they are WHITE TRASH. the fact that Taylor honestly thinks that they could have changed anything shows how warped she is. you can't fix people who are physically abusive!! how does the world not get that? wow Dana why don't you jump further up Taylor's ass! I mean puke. "well if you can read her name's right there" HAHAHA oh Adrienne and Paul. "everything happens for a reason" I think Kim heard that once and thinks it applies to every situation. why is Paul lying? what the hell is Ken talking about?! dude lay off the drugs. Paul and Adrienne are like oh GREAT we just got rid of Russel and now we have Ken! If I was seated near Kim, Ken, Kyle, or Mauricio I'd sit facing the opposite way. this whole episode Kyle has reminded me of Paris! right?! like I've never really seen it before until now. ellen barkin was SO dead on!! Kyle just LOVES to stir shit up. it would have been nice to see more of Ken and Kim??? really Camille, uh no. I feel like Kim just grabbed the table cloth and wrapped it around her shoulders. why isn't anyone telling Kyle to just stop it at this point. if I were Ken I would be like what the hell is going on?! I get that Kyle needs to call Kim on her shit but this is just too much. how come Kyle and Mauricio didn't just pull Kim aside and tell her this? not a public forum. what was the phone comment? I don't get that. I'd be excited that they were leaving! Kyle needs to listen to Lisa, she's not going to get any truth out of Kim! they need to just stop trying. Brandi is right about Kim she is acting out much more than she has previously.