hey ken can you sell me some maui wowie?

OHHH that's by kapalua aka oprah and kelsey's grammer's homes in the background. that's so cute Paul and Adrienne showing any sort of love, which has never happened before. I'm pretty sure snakes are everywhere Paul. I'm sorry but Kim just needs to go away. Her boyfriend tried out for the wrong show, he meant to go on mobwives. those poor employees are probably like umm really? why are you both practically naked? I need to leave the room now. everything about Kim and Ken grosses me out. They are just disgusting. only them in their drug haze would think talking about ducks would make any sort of sense. nice shirt Ken EW! you should probably button all the way up. that green is gorgeous on Lisa! I think I would throw myself over the balcony if I heard Kim and Ken boning. I love Brandi! I'm glad Lisa pulled the stick out of her ass and decided to just have a bloody good time. I feel like they're eating at Camille's house. maybe? you never know. ohhhh mah gosssssh that cove! could Ken and Kim get anymore fucked up for dinner? nope. I would just laugh if I was there. BAHAHAHAHAHA he was working aka dealing drugs. "one day a week" means he had to pick up his supply. YEAH mauricio call him out!! I'm glad they are finally starting to call these idiots out! TEAM MAURICIO!! his leg and arm was shaking? LOL this is so bizarre! but on the other hand I would not call them out at the table and make everyone else uncomfortable. I would have asked Ken and Kim to walk to the edge of the cliff and then just pushed them off. I would have known better than to sit near Kim. bad timing Kim WHOA. this is the first time they've all REALLY said what they think! I would have probably called it too that they would be back together..um well but he killed himself. ok not to be mean but that was gross Adrienne and Paul, as much as I love them BARF. I doubt they are freaks Brandi, I think I have pretty good freak radar and I bet it's either nothing or very rare. EWWWWWWW rubbing Kim, I'm so grossed out. Kyle needs to let her sister be a nutcase, and truth be told I think it's more because she has absolutely NOTHING else to focus on! hobbies would be a good idea. Kim picked up on Mauricio's passive aggressiveness, I'm SHOCKED. maybe she's not as dumb as I thought she was. I'm sorry but I'm with Kim here, he didn't need to bring any of this up at the table with everyone else there. that was bad timing. "privacy please" means we're doing drugs here, leave us alone. "no one calls it that" LOL come on Lisa no one says humping! I can't believe they hopped the wall! that was a little weird. just fucking leave without her!! what is with this drama? just fucking leave her. why did Lisa jump in to Kyle's fight? Kyle is a coward. where did Kim get a beer? who needs a wake up call at 11:00am?! really you're not up yet? it wasn't the point that it was their boat Kim it was the fact that not everyone is on your drunken haze schedule. why can't Kyle just enjoy her time?! fucking forget about Kim! like what is your deal Kyle? they're still talking about this damn wake up call?! he poked his eye?! with what? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY ON? I used to party quite hard but I don't know what the fuck they are taking. I'd be scared to go in the water I'd just hang with Lisa and Adrienne. Kim acts like every word is painful to say. they both have like 4 minutes between each word. I feel like I'm watching intervention, not real housewives. why is Kyle in a one piece? I'm kind of surprised she would be so insecure about her body since she looks adorable in all the clothes she wears. I feel like Taylor is always super overdressed. of course they wouldn't know what it is they are WHITE TRASH. the fact that Taylor honestly thinks that they could have changed anything shows how warped she is. you can't fix people who are physically abusive!! how does the world not get that? wow Dana why don't you jump further up Taylor's ass! I mean puke. "well if you can read her name's right there" HAHAHA oh Adrienne and Paul. "everything happens for a reason" I think Kim heard that once and thinks it applies to every situation. why is Paul lying? what the hell is Ken talking about?! dude lay off the drugs. Paul and Adrienne are like oh GREAT we just got rid of Russel and now we have Ken! If I was seated near Kim, Ken, Kyle, or Mauricio I'd sit facing the opposite way. this whole episode Kyle has reminded me of Paris! right?! like I've never really seen it before until now. ellen barkin was SO dead on!! Kyle just LOVES to stir shit up. it would have been nice to see more of Ken and Kim??? really Camille, uh no. I feel like Kim just grabbed the table cloth and wrapped it around her shoulders. why isn't anyone telling Kyle to just stop it at this point. if I were Ken I would be like what the hell is going on?! I get that Kyle needs to call Kim on her shit but this is just too much. how come Kyle and Mauricio didn't just pull Kim aside and tell her this? not a public forum. what was the phone comment? I don't get that. I'd be excited that they were leaving! Kyle needs to listen to Lisa, she's not going to get any truth out of Kim! they need to just stop trying. Brandi is right about Kim she is acting out much more than she has previously.