could eddie & tamra's booth be any smaller??

after seven seasons I still fucking hate those HUGE letters spelling C A L I E N T E on Vicki's kitchen island! tacky. is it just me or does Vicki look HORRIBLE this season?! sex does not look well on her. I know her love tank is full but it looks like the tank fell on her face. what I've noticed this season more is that Vicki is always in a fur vest. I know when I randomly cook in my kitchen I put on my best furs. she thinks the sex toys are gross?? Vicki who used to frequent sex clubs with Donn thinks sex toys are gross. OK Vicki. how awkward is that couple in the background? they are probably like oh fuck really? Heather did NOT like Alexis commenting on her bag, she put that far far away. I'm glad Alexis is admitting she is like Jillian more than Katie. I LOVE YOU HEATHER, okay I know I talked shit but I like that she is a strong woman and is like Alexis are you trippin???! does Alexis not rememeber the shit she says?! hmmm last year she, Gretchen, and Peggy all talked about sex over dinner and how she ties Jim up with his ties (um BARF) and bones him. HAHAHA omg I love that Heather sees Alexis for who she is :) sorry Slade but bad hair is every day for you. I want to be friends with Slade's mom. She's a cool bitch. How her son is Slade I don't know. he's a doucheface/TOTAL TOOL. is Slade for real with this?! like really? why would he embarass himself like that?! I feel bad. take it on TOUR??? Slade has for reals gone cuckoo. he has crazy eyes now. how did Slade go from season 1 with Jo to Season 7? losing money can really damage people I guess. he said he considered proposing to Gretchen last year. OK I just laughed SO hard! "she's your boss." the divorce is taking so long?? Simon has still not signed the papers? dude he needs to get on that. Eddie has definitely changed this season, he's a little creepier and seems to talk softly. I'm kind of surprised that Gretchen is having a reaction to the stuff Slade is compiling for his "show." is Gretchen serious in thinking he can't use the woman as his material when he has nothing else but the show?? I'm pretty sure Slade is now a cokehead. does anyone else notice that Slade touches his face a lot more?! his eyes look cray cray too. I feel SO bad for Slade already. this is just sad. NICE MAN BOOBS Jim. vomit. EWWW of course that gross chick Sarah is engaged to that creeper. I love how Heather bugs Alexis like SHE used to bug Peggy! what goes around comes around you cray cray bitch. this is hard to watch. I always get uncomfortable when people are awkward like that. if I were them I would just go home. I love fondue. there is other options other than CHEESE at fondue um HELLO. wow way to make the episode awkward Tamra. I feel like she and Eddie have made this dark turn this season. they are on the wrong show, maybe another world turns or another soap. be PREGNANT??? no I'm sorry. I CAN'T WATCH THIS!!! I'm so embarassed for Slade. Alexis was not serious, I think they edited something else she was talking about. Brianna always looks the same. cold sores are herpes Vicki. I think it's funny that Brianna was all ready to marry Colby and now she is like omg I would NEVER get married young. I think it's bizarre that Vicki says her children aren't ready for her to date. your children are in their late 20s, why would they care if she dated?? Slade's improv was the most uncomfortable thing EVER. like I would have had to leave the room if I was there. what is wrong with Brianna? is she serious? she would rather have her mom be unhappy and in a loveless marriage than happy with someone new. I wonder if Brianna is a little freak like her mom, probably, or maybe not who knows. Gretchen needs to break up with Slade. Tamra and Vicki have kept Slade from getting work?!!! W H A T???????? he did not just say that.