put these frozen peas on yo face BITCH

why would tamra want to take out her boobies?! good for her but I mean come on. I don't like that she compared having implants with defining who she is. one doesn't have to do with the other. it bugs me they always talk about "in orange county.." big boobies are popular ANYWHERE. um HELLO duh. wait wait wait they keep growing???? I must have heard that wrong. I LOVE watching surgeries!!! I know I'm a weirdo but it's so interesting. oh fuck you alexis! NO ONE CARES WHY YOU ARE GETTING YOUR FUCKING NOSE DONE. if she wanted to get a dick implanted on her forehead go ahead!! NO ONE CARES. I mean give me a break. she is a grown ass woman, she can get whatever she wants done! she doesn't need to answer to anyone else which is exactly what heather said to her! I want to see after the surgery when they pull the tampons out of her nose! "hey lex, I just had a mcgriddle, I'm so full" - Jim. of course Jim would laugh, what a douche. my mom is EXACTLY like vicki! my mom would be full on terms of endearment if that was me. this is so sad, I feel so bad for briana! I can't imagine how hard this must be for her. heather, you are not an actress. please just stop because it is kind of getting embarassing. I wonder how old heather is, I should look. I don't like the booth style table as a kitchen table. out on the patio yes, not in the kitchen. ew tacky. okay I don't get robin antin's face. what the FUCK is wrong with it?! it's like a bus door closed on her face over and over and over again. she is FUG. EW BARF she does NOT have a team slade shirt on!! gretchen is mental. oh there slade goes touching his face again....COKE HEAD. her voice "returns" LOL yeah OK. you can't sing cray cray bitch, stop trying. I think gretch can 100% dance like that but NOT sing. I just wanted to call and invite you to a glass breaking singalong!! yeah???? aww her baby is cute. OMG I love that they all sent her flowers!! not going to lie I'm a little emotional watching this!! I can't imagine how briana must feel/how vicki feels knowing her daughter is going through this. it gives me pains in my tummy. there is NO way I would let my daughter recover alone!! I would stay/have her stay at my house at least for a few days! that is just ridiculous. wow what a shit colored blue wall. that is just fucking ugly. "isn't that delicious?" he should know he just ate most of it downstairs. okay that was kind of funny, tell the kids mommy is wearing dinner on her eyes. I chuckled and was jovial for a moment with reverend jim B. is that alexis couture vicki has on?!!!! I think so! oh tamra! you always show that side of you!! but I still love her. heather's friends are gorgeous, had a lot of fucking work done but they look FABULOUS. I get jealous when everyone has slope noses. I agree with vicki, they are all going into this restaurant blindly. they are not going to get along. peter's eyes are gorgeous. um no heather, not for free, he is getting publicity for his restaurant. I want heather's necklace!! I'm so preppy I know what I would wear that with. yeah your friends should visit/call/text you after your surgery but I doubt tamra has anything to do with it. okay her glasses, which UM you aren't supposed to wear fucking glasses with a new nose job. D U H. I have heard that nose jobs fucking hurt. my question is when are they going to pull the tampons out? TAKE YOUR GLASSES OFF. you aren't supposed to wear them!! I think I've seen jaye before?? I may have to investigate. again with acting! what fucking shows have you been on?!! are these made up shows? are you an extra? vicki isn't being negative, she is being honest!! these are questions you have to address. I agree with tamra, it was rude for vicki to jump up like that! I thought they were going to play the clip of alexis in san fran last year. I'm sorry gretchen why are you so tired/exhausted?? what exactly are you doing? I agree with vicki, it's normal life when people get along. in normal life people support each other and their friends. first cancer and now divorce. this episode is a serious downer.

alexis is a MESS with ELECTIVE surgery while briana is cool calm & collected for possible thyroid cancer & lymphoma hmmmm

did anyone else notice that gretch full on fixed her hair when she thought strippers were coming in?! sorry gretch but slade is a douchebag always, there is no way around it. I saw that tamra tweeted that she invited the men before the improv but she could have told slade not to come because of the situation. "sold out" show?! don't think so. I'm sorry but what is gretch doing?!!!!! why is she with him? on the other hand why would vicki be THIS upset about what slade said? get over it. slade is a fucking loser we all laugh at him. vicki has to understand where gretch is coming from, she can't call slade out for not paying child support and then date brooks. actually vicki knows everything, slade doesn't work, doesn't have a car, and doesn't have a home he is basically a useless human being. what is wrong with gretch?! she must have family issues to go to bat for slade all the time. what woman would date a man like slade? gretch must be SO unbelievably insecure. OH and ps, alexis is upset that jim wasn't invited? WHAT WHAT according to her jim hates all of them! jim is an ugly troll slade. what exactly are you going through that is tough gretch? gretch was just sticking up for slade, that had to be expected. oh yes heather we're all "peturbed" (jack off hand motion). how can slade be so upset I mean DELUSIONAL toward vicki?! I still can't get over the fact that he claims vicki and tamra have hindered him from getting WORK! LOL x a jillion. they didn't make fun of slade, they repeated facts about him. "getting her boobs bigger"?? LOL oh tamra. EVERYONE says they get nose jobs for sinus problems. alexis has no fucking clue where her sinuses are. alexis can't even spell sinuses. she is pulling string out of her mouth?! what the fuck is she talking about?! heather comes and goes with me, she was right to say that alexis can get whatever fucking surgery she wants. alexis is all sensitive for no reason. you truly can't argue with stupid. no one said alexis is ONLY getting her nose done for sinuses. obviously alexis doesn't understand. she used to pull that shit with peggy and say peggy was all upset when no one is BUT HER. I think alexis needs to get some mental help. she thinks everyone is against her. maybe she is getting her nose done because of all the coke she has been doing. PARANOID. heather just needs to laugh alexis is fucking stupid. "under the table" ALEXIS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! who did she kick?? are we watching the same show? I don't think so. alexis, when did you stick up for gretch?! let's look back at the prevoius season. donn is back!!! LOVE donn!! this made my night/episode. donn seems much happier. briana doesn't know her "place"?? honey you're what? 25 years old!!! grow up sweetpea :) donn seems more at ease too. funny how briana is handing a very serious surgery very well and mature and responsible while alexis is having a fucking meltdown over ELECTIVE surgery. wow doesn't look good for alexis/shows the lack of class and maturity she has. wow look slade driving gretch's car. vicki is a joke?! YEAH OK SLADE. alexis has a basement?! a basement?! no sorry. ew barf jim. what is with alexis and vicki acting like everyone should have stood up and said OK EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP like no I'm sorry that is so unrealistic. if I were tamra or gretch I would say what needs to be said which is "are you trippin?!" I'm not standing up and saying SHIT. I wouldn't think up these bullshit excuses on how they get nervous when there is a lot of screaming BLAH BLAH BLAH. is alexis' surgery in the middle of the night?? yeah I think you're right alexis jim isn't nervous! as soon as you're under he is going to drive through mcdonald's for a sausage mcmuffin or 4 YEAHHHHH. okay let's revisit this again. how does she have NO CLUE how a rhinoplasty is done??? you are having surgery do research!!! oh yes the reverend jim bellino please pray over all of us!!!! BARF. ps why are alexis' lips purple?? that is not a good sign. maybe she needs CPR. I wish the best for briana, I truly do. that is a lot for anyone to go through. does everyone have surgery in the middle of the night?? what is going on here. just kidding 6am. I understand how vicki and her daughter interact in bad times. vicki is a MESS with surgeries and her child while briana is calm but you know deep down she is fucking nervous as well! she just has to balance it out. I don't want anyone cutting in your throat" oh I DO! LOL way to make humor out of it bri!

X & OHS & 80s BUNCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK I have to agree with Gretchen! Slade needs to get a real job/life/hobby. I'm so beyond embarassed about him wanting to do "comedy" I feel so bad for him. it's actually pathetic. Terry's dad lives in the harbor?? that's where she pointed. hey it's all good. not to be mean, I love Tamra and I'm team her but it's weird that Eddie would want to live with her and vice versa. I can't believe I'm thinking this but I miss the old Tamra, of course minus Simon, hate that piece of shit. I would have laughed right along with Tamra in finding out that Alexis is a "news anchor" when I've seen her on tv and she needs some serious help ummmmmmmm k. why would Heather share Slade's "comedy" act with Tamra. this obviously would set Tamra off as would anyone but she is just trying to stir the pot. Slade's motivation behind this is doing WHATEVER he can do to stay relevant (not really) and make some sort of pocket change. side note: Heather has such a bug face. oh god here we go with Cosmetic Care, remember the commercial? AWFUL so sad. I love how Alexis needs a buddy to go with her to her 12th plastic surgery consultation/the doctor she works with. her nose does look like a beak but I've seen it in person and it's not that different BUT she has had a lot of filler in her face. he has to separate her nose?? how does she not have basic fucking knowledge of a nose job? Dr. Niccoli is like bitch calm yourself!! he couldn't hide his feeling. I love the coffee that has the cute decorations in it :) Gretchen looks so cute in that hat. it's been her third year of antibiotics?? what the hell is she talking about?! Alexis is slow. I have a love/hate relationship with Gretchen. I think she is adorable but I kind of don't like her either. maybe I'm not the only one??? I would probably like her more if she wasn't with Slade. She needs to be with Slade in the Jo years. didn't Vicki's sign used to have water running down it? she should turn that back on. did anyone else spot that picture above the fridge?? is that of the women? or her business peeps? it looked like an oil painting. Vicki please cut the shit, you are 100% going to have to pay spousal support!! you can't get around this I'm sorry. if this was the other way around and Donn made the money you made you would expect it!! just stop and accept it. Gretchen's room is like a teenager room. it's super tacky and cheap crap. he got an email from Robin i.e she answered his email BEGGING her. I would ask Gretchen to do it out of all the women. actually Slade a lot of fucking people perform with the Pussycat Dolls, like every fucking celeb. I can't stand Gretchen's room! I need to come decorate it and make it more adult and contemporary, that room is not relaxing. those blinds are HIDEOUS, I can't believe they even sell those still. there's that guy that was FIRED by bravo! of course he would be friends with Gretchen. "a leopard never changes it's spots" I'm sorry I can't even comment on that. just sad. funny how she doesn't mention who she is with to Tamra. a whole new "war" that is just a mob wives word! I can't stand that Tamra never gets "you and I" "he and I" "you and me" right!!! it is not difficult. I too wonder the same thing Tamra!!! I was just thinking that/saying it as well. I haven't seen Vicki wear a regular t-shirt in like 4 seasons. I'm kind of surprised Briana is "very sick" we haven't heard anything about this. I'm not saying she is lying but it just seems weird they would share this with the show and we would never hear about it first. I have to agree with what Vicki says, she shouldn't care what Slade says or what anyone says if you don't fit into what they think you should look like. I don't think Vicki will have a nervous breakdown, Tamra have you met Vicki?! her life is stress, she thrives off that. O K hello, how is there a WALL FUCKING SIZE picture of Gretchen. I mean does anyone else see this???? OMG Tamra looks adorable! out of everyone she has the best outfit. LOVED the political jab there! LOL ohhhh nice look lex, she is none too pleased that Gretchen is friends with Tamra again. you're such a bitch Alexis. I have to give it to Heather, she was creative. Vicki you don't remember??? I was a baby in the 80s and I remember but okay. I don't understand how to play bunco but I want to be at Tamra's next bunco party! if it's themed even better! "religious juju" bahahahahahaha okay Heather is growing on me. yes Alexis I'm sure jesus is taking time out to watch over your bunco game. OK I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD. I love how Vicki says without hesitation "how do you know what her nipples look like?!" if I was there I would have blown out the sound guy's ear drums. the fight wouldn't have started if Gretchen hadn't turned around and said "why are you starting shit?" Gretchen didn't say anything but I understand both sides. I personally wouldn't have taken it personal because look at the source. Slade alone is a walking toolbag joke, that's the comedy of it. she's supporting his disease? I wouldn't go that far. being a tool isn't a disease but for him it's a lifestyle. I love how they're all talking and the tables are an inch apart. did Slade hear that whole conversation prior? judging by his expression YES.