put these frozen peas on yo face BITCH

why would tamra want to take out her boobies?! good for her but I mean come on. I don't like that she compared having implants with defining who she is. one doesn't have to do with the other. it bugs me they always talk about "in orange county.." big boobies are popular ANYWHERE. um HELLO duh. wait wait wait they keep growing???? I must have heard that wrong. I LOVE watching surgeries!!! I know I'm a weirdo but it's so interesting. oh fuck you alexis! NO ONE CARES WHY YOU ARE GETTING YOUR FUCKING NOSE DONE. if she wanted to get a dick implanted on her forehead go ahead!! NO ONE CARES. I mean give me a break. she is a grown ass woman, she can get whatever she wants done! she doesn't need to answer to anyone else which is exactly what heather said to her! I want to see after the surgery when they pull the tampons out of her nose! "hey lex, I just had a mcgriddle, I'm so full" - Jim. of course Jim would laugh, what a douche. my mom is EXACTLY like vicki! my mom would be full on terms of endearment if that was me. this is so sad, I feel so bad for briana! I can't imagine how hard this must be for her. heather, you are not an actress. please just stop because it is kind of getting embarassing. I wonder how old heather is, I should look. I don't like the booth style table as a kitchen table. out on the patio yes, not in the kitchen. ew tacky. okay I don't get robin antin's face. what the FUCK is wrong with it?! it's like a bus door closed on her face over and over and over again. she is FUG. EW BARF she does NOT have a team slade shirt on!! gretchen is mental. oh there slade goes touching his face again....COKE HEAD. her voice "returns" LOL yeah OK. you can't sing cray cray bitch, stop trying. I think gretch can 100% dance like that but NOT sing. I just wanted to call and invite you to a glass breaking singalong!! yeah???? aww her baby is cute. OMG I love that they all sent her flowers!! not going to lie I'm a little emotional watching this!! I can't imagine how briana must feel/how vicki feels knowing her daughter is going through this. it gives me pains in my tummy. there is NO way I would let my daughter recover alone!! I would stay/have her stay at my house at least for a few days! that is just ridiculous. wow what a shit colored blue wall. that is just fucking ugly. "isn't that delicious?" he should know he just ate most of it downstairs. okay that was kind of funny, tell the kids mommy is wearing dinner on her eyes. I chuckled and was jovial for a moment with reverend jim B. is that alexis couture vicki has on?!!!! I think so! oh tamra! you always show that side of you!! but I still love her. heather's friends are gorgeous, had a lot of fucking work done but they look FABULOUS. I get jealous when everyone has slope noses. I agree with vicki, they are all going into this restaurant blindly. they are not going to get along. peter's eyes are gorgeous. um no heather, not for free, he is getting publicity for his restaurant. I want heather's necklace!! I'm so preppy I know what I would wear that with. yeah your friends should visit/call/text you after your surgery but I doubt tamra has anything to do with it. okay her glasses, which UM you aren't supposed to wear fucking glasses with a new nose job. D U H. I have heard that nose jobs fucking hurt. my question is when are they going to pull the tampons out? TAKE YOUR GLASSES OFF. you aren't supposed to wear them!! I think I've seen jaye before?? I may have to investigate. again with acting! what fucking shows have you been on?!! are these made up shows? are you an extra? vicki isn't being negative, she is being honest!! these are questions you have to address. I agree with tamra, it was rude for vicki to jump up like that! I thought they were going to play the clip of alexis in san fran last year. I'm sorry gretchen why are you so tired/exhausted?? what exactly are you doing? I agree with vicki, it's normal life when people get along. in normal life people support each other and their friends. first cancer and now divorce. this episode is a serious downer.