sorry G to the IA, Milania is the face of the Guidices

I will say this about Ashlee, her hair looks nice blonde, her nose looks great and I like her lip injections. Other than that she is a complete waste. I feel bad for her..kind of. I feel like Jacqueline is being a pussy and not doing what she should be doing which is being the biggest part of these talks. She should have talked to Ashlee, not Chris, Chris isn't even her fucking biological dad!! Jacqueline, man the fuck up and tell your daughter to get her shit together and get the fuck out. geeezz she can't even wheel her luggage, so sad. OMG Dr. Perricone, I have his book from like 200 years ago. I'm kind of confused as to why she is going to him for nutrition because the book I have is all about skin and if you eat salmon your skin will be gorgeous. OK let's go back to Lauren's statement there. She wasn't getting the "respect she deserves" at Chateau. UM huh??? that sounds like a little bitch that thinks she is entitled. She may have been wording it as they treated her like she was her mom's kid in that they only helped her out because of that reason and the show but I'll take the ladder. Oh nice, Joe doesn't have a license. What a hot fucking MESS. driving under suspended??? what does that mean? Teresa sounds so delusional about them losing their pizza parlor. The restaurant wasn't their bread and butter, I get that but still get it together. let me just say this, I can't FUCKING stand the Wakiles. I first and foremost can't fucking stand Kathy. I don't know if it is her big bug eyes, maybe. I think her son is hilarious though. what business did he start in?! running gas stations?? I know they are privately owned but I'm so confused. don't any of these fucking housewives' husbands have real fucking jobs?? I can think of Vicki, Maloofs,Vanderpump, Dubrows; correct me if I'm wrong but what happened to just having a normal, stable job?! I'm sure Albie is glad he volunteered to drive Ashlee to the airport. Ashlee didn't know that planes could crash????? is she for real?! what is wrong with this girl? I don't mean to make any sort of fun of people with handicaps but I think she may be functionally retarded. I hate to say it but I believe Teresa in what she says about Melissa. I 100% believe that she saw what he had and jumped on his baby dick. word. how did she miss the flight? did she just wander the airport, probably. I would be so embarassed to say I gave birth to that useless bitch. why is the summer the worst time for a diet? I would say the fall, during the holidays. how the hell did Ashlee get home???? the fact that Joe has no upper lip grosses me out. I bet he is shorter than me which is basically a hobbit size. why would they continue to invite Teresa and Juicy if they hate them so much?! VITOOOOOOOOOOOO I met him at Super Bowl LOL!! he's a nice guy. if I were Teresa I would not call attention to myself, she just needs to sit in the back, eat some meatball, drink some wine and sniff those flowers. why the fuck would Richie feel the need to say anything? nothing about him in it, he just needs to shut his ugly fucking face. I guess the only time people read is on an airplane, okay. THANK YOU JUICY, stop embarassing yourself Teresa. I would never have been offended by the comments Teresa made in her book, I could give a fuck is how I would feel about that, that's what I know. I'd rather play poker with the guys then chat with those bitches. I think I would become hypnotized by Kathy's BEs. why did they not show the fight?! bravo must have some liability or like the fight in DR there is legal matters that go along with it. hmmmmm, didn't hear anything about it but maybe. Melissa, if it makes you feel any better, I would make fun of your husband constantly too. I LOVE that Teresa called Richie a geek BAHAHAHAHAHAHA he so is. he is a butt ass fugly lurch geek. if I was the same age as the Wakile son, I'd hit it. hey Kathy, WAKE THE FUCK UP, neither of your kids are virgins. live in the now. so in Richie's mind, he can't have sex until he's 18?? Wakiles need to wake up to the world. world meet the Wakiles, Wakiles live in the motherfucking now. this new song fucking blows. if I was that dude, and not getting paid, I'd be like baby you BA-LOW. oh here we go with how she lives a life women only dream of, cut to me making the jacking off hand motion. I want to follow Juicy and the Guidice kids around all day. LOL!! when I have kids I want a kid like Milania. I'm still laughing when Milania was in Audriana's pack n play and wrestling with her when Juicy yells out to Milania, "that kid's going to kick the crap out of you when she's older" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA crying. one of the other "uhs" bahahahaha so true. Chris seems to be the most level headed, I think they all need to follow in his footsteps and take advice from him. okay random fan, a little too much. I'm sorry but this dinner is kind of awkward. sorry Chris M but that was a horrible Juicy impression. Chris L looks like he can't wait to get the fuck out of there!! YUCK Joe grosses me out. I'm sorry but even wasted, passed out, I don't think I could do it. last couple weeks for ONE song, yeah okay Melissa! that's kind of sad. ew Joe's little stubby fingers. barf x347827639 oh here we go Chris is getting Ashlee all ready while Jacqueline plays with her son. where did Ashlee get xanax?! oh that's where. now she is scared of everything?? I think she has spun off this planet. I think only Gary Busey would understand what she is talking about. ps where is CJ?! why have we only seen Nick and Ashlee?? I wonder if anyone else has thought this.