dances with drag queens

I'm not sure how I feel about aviva yet but HEATHER EWWWW I can't stand her! she is so hard looking and her stupid intro "HOLLA" ewww so annoying. okay I'm pretty sure reid is gay, I don't think he could wear more foundation. he looks like liberace. I think it was kind of weird of reid to ask heather's husband if he is related to schindler as in schindler's list. kind of uncomfortable. I don't know if it is just me but I can't picture luann boning anyone. well she has a penis so I guess I can't imagine her having a vagina. look I feel bad for heather's child and I wouldn't want any child to have those problems BUT she brings up every person she knows and what ailments they have in every conversation. that is personal, you don't just bring it up out of nowhere. if someone asks "how are you?" you don't go into how your friend is now blind due to diabetes. I love that ramona is direct, I 100% agree with aviva. I also don't dance around subjects, I say what I mean and mean what I say. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN ramona vs luann in the park. again I agree with ramona, luann is condescending ALWAYS. she always has to get a dig in and she is no prize. just as alex said, SHE is not from royalty, her ex-husband is. it's not HER family. I don't believe that ramona threatened luann AT ALL. ramona has A LOT of dirt on luann. that is the real story. did anyone else watch NYC prep on bravo?? well I did and those KIDS, like 15, 16 had their own apartments in the city while their parents lived in the hamptons. it's no one's business how someone raises their kids but as luann says OWN IT. there have been plenty of stories about her kids partying so who cares, ALL kids party. ramona has SPIES in the hamptons??? WHAT?! ramona just proved my point, everyone knows what is going on. it's not that ramona is unfiltered, she just doesn't put up with bullshit! she is not going to sit back and say nothing. I think carole is the new cindy, she is just kind of on the outskirts. I don't think she is made for real housewives. why would aviva feel bad about luann?! didn't they just meet? yeah this whole song and dance is getting old with real housewives. I feel like I'm predicting this episode and each woman. I do like that carole is just kind of go with the flow. she's realistic, I like that. rule 27?? where did that come from. sorry I'm not digging the leopard jumpsuit. it looks great on her though. okay seeing that dude up close, he is HOT. I'd talk to him too. you go girl! yayyyy finally SONJA! oh wow her house is a MESS. that sucks. I would just knock down that entire wall and start over. I don't know if I would have a party at her house. I love sonja don't get me wrong but she should just burn down her house and start over. I don't like her design style either. carole is a total throwback from the 60s. who the hell gets convertibles anymore?! ehhhh cheesy. I do like his jams though, jazzy. I'm so over hearing about things being "real" I guess heather is the new kelly who I HATE. I don't even know what is going on right now, what the fuck are they reading?? can there ever be a moment when heather isn't telling a sad story?! not to sound cold but I'm over it. ohhhh that lamp is so early 90s. you know what aviva, family dinner is not some rare thing a lot of people do it. UHHHHH oh jacque, please go away. he just bugs me. I don't think his interaction with the kids could be anymore awkward. if I were him I'd be like yeahhhh I'll leave you to talk to your son. I'll go outside and run far far away. he studies every day for 45 minutes? wow scholar. jacque take a hint stop trying to help, you are making things super awkward. noel is like FUCKKK THIS. HAHAHAHAHA "joe I need a glass of pinot right away" of course. aviva REALLY?? she has a singing career? seriously? ps LOL at ramona saying "on youtube?" okay I just laughed SO hard. "listen you piece of shit!" OMG how much do I love ramona! she cracks me up. ring ring "hello? money can't buy you class" "luann? listen you piece of shit!" I see it going that way. a couple of famous gay ladies have hit on her? okay heather. sonja is a voice of reason? where did that come from? I wouldn't describe her as that. how awkward! how was someone not like okay sonja, time to head out. "just go to the next award!" I'd say that too LOL again, I love sonja, but stop with the no panies thing YUCK. OMG LOVE that dress with the yellow belt! in the previous preview, they didn't bleep out cock. weird.

planting trees, titties, & monkeys in costa rica, mexico

I feel like this "intervention" needed to happen because if I had to listen to alexis talk about her leased cars, her rented house, her cubic zirconian, etc. I would go CRAZY and anyone who knows me knows that I have NO problem calling you out/putting people in their place. alexis doesn't understand what they are saying because she is a dumbass. vicki doesn't get it either, no one is calling alexis materialistic, she is presenting something that isn't so! which is EXACTLY what heather is saying. I give gretch props for trying but UNauthentic, no honey. how are they being heartless?! no one was making fun of her or being mean they were saying the truth and alexis didn't want to hear it. VICKI why don't YOU look in the mirror! WE all have to accept each other for who we are?!! is she high?? she is the FIRST one to judge. way to go gretch, doing the exact opposite of what a friend should do. who walks up to their crying, upset friend and say "this is really hard for me" BAHAHAHA otay gretch. I don't think saying alexis is humiliated is the right word, she is upset that she was called out for who she pretends to be. how creepy! alexis' room is pitch black. EXCUSE ME VICKI?! they are jealous of alexis and she isn't pretentious?! when did vicki crawl up her ass??? GAGGING at the moment. like gag me with a fucking spoon. you know what I just noticed? heather is ALWAYS in black. she is the goth housewife of OC. I'm loving all these views of nature. PLEASE PLEASE find a new excuse as to why you have to go home lex. just admit it, your husband doesn't want the kids around/he needs you to absolutely do everything for him. alexis actually looks worse with her nose job, I saw her in person, I'm assuming around the time she did it and WOOF she looked awful. oh BULLSHIT gretch you didn't value shit. gretch and slade are bottom feeders, they don't value anything but their skank asses. don't call the raccoon over, it will RIP your face off. okay for lex to one minute thank vicki and then to gretch say vicki barged in and she didn't want her there shows how two-faced she is while she is trying to say gretch isn't a good friend. don't these bitches learn? none of you are true friends just admit it! what is it with full on jewelry on the beach?! okay let's just get this: heather vs alexis heather DOES NOT walk around saying how much things cost, what she has, she doesn't have to. alexis brings up all the borrowed things she has when NO ONE asks her. did heather ask about her car situation? no, she brought it up herself. oh please none of you miss alexis. I'd be like see ya later bitch! have fun on that long flight back from costa rica, mexico. this is how I like gretch, when she is just having fun with tamra. she would have never done that had alexis still been there. that monkey is like listen bitches I'm trying to nap give me some food or shut the fuck up. you know walking up to wild animals, you DON'T scream at them. that doesn't really help nor is it beneficial to your safety. ugh walking through those plants I can't even imagine how many spiders would be there. I'd be off camera having a heart attack while they planted trees. I really wanted one of them to say "I picked this tree because it reminds me of my vagina" I think that is a neat idea though. I would have burst out laughing if vicki turned and said to me "you know what? its going to be really sad when one of us dies" their expressions were PRICELESS. that poor tour guide is like okay vicki lets plant this fucking tree now I still have a few more hours with you all before I slit my wrists. okay I'll try anything once but I'd be scared to whitewater raft. those poor camera guys are like ENOUGH get in the fucking boat!! I would tip it over on purpose. I love that vicki is screaming, gretch & tamra are laughing and heather is like I am NOT falling out lets ROW. I kind of like just gretch, tamra, and vicki. I think it's a fun group. where did DONN come from?! vicki is losing her fucking mind. I wonder how brooks feels watching this...awkward. funny how gretch is quick to say how donn is a grown man, he can take care of himself, and not live off of her. HMMMMMMMMM SLADE?? I think vicki is going through the change. she needs to STOP saying she feels bad for what she did to her kids, your kids are in their 20s they are FINE. donn is her second husband, not even the biological father! they are okay. if I were tamra, I would say um excuse me vicki ALL the times you called me out for my relationship with simon and now look at you and brooks?! hypocrite.