planting trees, titties, & monkeys in costa rica, mexico

I feel like this "intervention" needed to happen because if I had to listen to alexis talk about her leased cars, her rented house, her cubic zirconian, etc. I would go CRAZY and anyone who knows me knows that I have NO problem calling you out/putting people in their place. alexis doesn't understand what they are saying because she is a dumbass. vicki doesn't get it either, no one is calling alexis materialistic, she is presenting something that isn't so! which is EXACTLY what heather is saying. I give gretch props for trying but UNauthentic, no honey. how are they being heartless?! no one was making fun of her or being mean they were saying the truth and alexis didn't want to hear it. VICKI why don't YOU look in the mirror! WE all have to accept each other for who we are?!! is she high?? she is the FIRST one to judge. way to go gretch, doing the exact opposite of what a friend should do. who walks up to their crying, upset friend and say "this is really hard for me" BAHAHAHA otay gretch. I don't think saying alexis is humiliated is the right word, she is upset that she was called out for who she pretends to be. how creepy! alexis' room is pitch black. EXCUSE ME VICKI?! they are jealous of alexis and she isn't pretentious?! when did vicki crawl up her ass??? GAGGING at the moment. like gag me with a fucking spoon. you know what I just noticed? heather is ALWAYS in black. she is the goth housewife of OC. I'm loving all these views of nature. PLEASE PLEASE find a new excuse as to why you have to go home lex. just admit it, your husband doesn't want the kids around/he needs you to absolutely do everything for him. alexis actually looks worse with her nose job, I saw her in person, I'm assuming around the time she did it and WOOF she looked awful. oh BULLSHIT gretch you didn't value shit. gretch and slade are bottom feeders, they don't value anything but their skank asses. don't call the raccoon over, it will RIP your face off. okay for lex to one minute thank vicki and then to gretch say vicki barged in and she didn't want her there shows how two-faced she is while she is trying to say gretch isn't a good friend. don't these bitches learn? none of you are true friends just admit it! what is it with full on jewelry on the beach?! okay let's just get this: heather vs alexis heather DOES NOT walk around saying how much things cost, what she has, she doesn't have to. alexis brings up all the borrowed things she has when NO ONE asks her. did heather ask about her car situation? no, she brought it up herself. oh please none of you miss alexis. I'd be like see ya later bitch! have fun on that long flight back from costa rica, mexico. this is how I like gretch, when she is just having fun with tamra. she would have never done that had alexis still been there. that monkey is like listen bitches I'm trying to nap give me some food or shut the fuck up. you know walking up to wild animals, you DON'T scream at them. that doesn't really help nor is it beneficial to your safety. ugh walking through those plants I can't even imagine how many spiders would be there. I'd be off camera having a heart attack while they planted trees. I really wanted one of them to say "I picked this tree because it reminds me of my vagina" I think that is a neat idea though. I would have burst out laughing if vicki turned and said to me "you know what? its going to be really sad when one of us dies" their expressions were PRICELESS. that poor tour guide is like okay vicki lets plant this fucking tree now I still have a few more hours with you all before I slit my wrists. okay I'll try anything once but I'd be scared to whitewater raft. those poor camera guys are like ENOUGH get in the fucking boat!! I would tip it over on purpose. I love that vicki is screaming, gretch & tamra are laughing and heather is like I am NOT falling out lets ROW. I kind of like just gretch, tamra, and vicki. I think it's a fun group. where did DONN come from?! vicki is losing her fucking mind. I wonder how brooks feels watching this...awkward. funny how gretch is quick to say how donn is a grown man, he can take care of himself, and not live off of her. HMMMMMMMMM SLADE?? I think vicki is going through the change. she needs to STOP saying she feels bad for what she did to her kids, your kids are in their 20s they are FINE. donn is her second husband, not even the biological father! they are okay. if I were tamra, I would say um excuse me vicki ALL the times you called me out for my relationship with simon and now look at you and brooks?! hypocrite.