EARTH TO STASSI: GET SOME HELP!!!

I'm sorry but princesses don't overdraft, they don't not have money, nor do they not have a car. stassi needs some thearpy & realize that she is THE problem. is she really shocked that guys break up with her and cheat on her?! what guy would put up with that shit?! she's a BITCH. and she's not even that pretty and trust me I'm not a hater I would say if she was. she's just okay/average and in LA average/okay gets you NOWHERE. omg scheana no one cares where you are from. scheana yes you do care what people think are you serious?! omg I JUST realized that is scheana's mom! LOL I thought it was one of the employees. how embarassing that jax lives with her and she pays all the bills. jax went and slept in his car?! he really is trying this justin bobby look. like I'm sorry but is stassi serious with her little tude?! does she think this is cute and how women act?! you aren't a good catch stassi and since you aren't even that cute I don't see good things for you in life. I'm still SO annoyed that bravo compared her to kristin cav! NOPE: stassi, a waitress that has no money or car. kristin, comes from a good family, is rich, and is gorgeous. sorry not much of a comparison to me. omg I LOVE their float!! ohhh kevin we HOOOOOO. I want to sit these kids down and tell them that they can do modeling/acting/singing as something on the side. they need to get serious and get real jobs and real educations. this show is not going to be their springboard and they really don't get that. it's very sad. jax being 33, he needs to get into a real profession. props to lisa supporting gay rights! I bet all the people there flocked to her! who wouldn't?! lisa is FABULOUS. lisa let them drink! why not?! what's the worst that could happen. stassi your relationship was never good. I now just pity stassi, she needs a lot of help. stassi the problem is YOU. I feel really bad for her now because she is going to just keep this horrible pattern. where is her mom? or maybe her real friends? not the girls from sur. I'm guessing stassi doesn't have any friends, male or female, I mean who the hell would put up with that bullshit. LOL ken!! take your shirt off. omg ken is driving!! I LOVE THEM!! the whole sunscreen on jax's back I mean they BOTH knew what was going to happen! but I don't think that scheana & jax care. those two ugly brunettes need to stay out of it. truth be told I would have fun working those fugly bitches up. aww hey lance bass!! I love that he is friends with all the housewives & bravo. thank you lisa for trying to help stassi but she is far gone. she will never understand. oh shut your ugly ass katie, their relationship is on thin ice. it was NEVER good and if memory serves me right they all said how awful their relationship is. jax has to pull stassi aside to talk because he wants her to keep paying his bills. let's all just be honest here. stassi is painfully insecure and it's just pathetic. I hope she is watching the show now and realizing/seeing herself in real life. is tom straight?? I mean really. wow he doesn't like to open his mail and his license got suspended. these kids are real winners. I'm sorry but tom is gay. there's no way that guy is straight. why is scheana even trying?! just keep poking at her and irritating her! that would be more fun. seriously find another word stassi, homewrecker is tired and the way you say it is weird. she ruined your day?! I mean are you kidding me? get some fucking help honey. jax is getting TRASHED. I mean obviously. who cares if he is drunk???? stassi I don't even have words for how crazy you are. like this is just not funny anymore I just feel pity for them. this whole parking lot scene is the most embarssing thing I've ever seen. even her eyes look crazy. dude he is driving?! there is no way bravo didn't intervene. well I hope they did :/

rocky moroccan nights

brandi needs to stop fooling herself by saying she was eddie's "everything" NO YOU WEREN'T! there were SO many women so she delusional if she really thinks that. I think meeting with scheana was a good idea and she got all the information but she STILL is doubting what scheana and eddie were, for instance, her saying "I know what you were, I know what you weren't" brandi no you didn't! I don't believe that scheana didn't know after two years that he wasn't still married. brandi really needs to get some help, she clearly has not moved on from this and I think deep down she feels stupid as to not seeing what was going on. as much as I love brandi I don't think she is the sharpest tool in the shed but I think her heart is in the right place. oh god yolanda in her garden. I can't stand her!!! she acts like she is the first woman EVER to be married and have kids AND she has been married before so this isn't her first rodeo. plus what a prize she got with her bloated douchebag 5 time married husband. VOMIT. kim was your hero??? no kyle kim paid all your family's bills which is why she is the person she is today. don't eat them milton!!! I wouldn't eat anything kim made there would probably be like baby powder in it because she thought it was flour. she's stupid. nothing wrong with her "life coach" but really bravo/kim let's call this dude what he is, her SPONSOR. no kidding you were not well kim, we all saw it. all jokes/me judging aside I think kim is really trying so I wish the best for her. when I get older I want to be lisa & I want her british accent. I think this swing is cute but is it a british thing? it's kind of strange. I bet those flowers smell gorgeous as you walk in to villa blanca. I haven't been but we drove by on the tmz tour. ken is wayyyy too old to be wearing that shirt. tweet giggy, so cute. omg lisa loves swings?!! I LOVE swings too!!! omg this is too cute. and there's a little spot for giggy to hang out. I'd be so scared it would break! UM no lisa you never have sex so I doubt you would jump into swinging. I'm LOVING kyle's dress!! moroccan works on her. faye faye faye faye, she makes me sick. that ugly old rode hard worn out pig needs to shut her fucking mouth! she doesn't care about anyone but her fugly self! why/how are ANY women friends with her?!! she is trash. where did marisa come from?! at first I thought she was nicole eggert from baywatch! is she trying to join the cast?? I don't see it happening, just saying. way to jump right into it brandi!! I personally would have kept that to myself but I get it, it's a show. why would brandi have lawyers bills from her ex??????? eddie doesn't have any money. camille has to strut in like that LOL omg. why did kim wear that dress?! no one wants to see that cleavage. BARF. why would marisa bring her brother paul?? that's weird. does he live in her basement? kim just say you don't want to do the cleanse, don't make up a lie!! "is she flirting with me?" NO SHE'S NOT. even if she was into women, NO. come on camille we know you can get down! no one other than brandi is engaging marisa, not happening honey. kim what is wrong with you??? having this serious conversation at dinner with everyone?? here come the tears!! kyle knows when to turn it on. taylor is really showing her trailer trash roots. of course yolanda has to chime in that no one is following arabic culture I mean don't they know she invented it?!! drink some water taylor! don't worry she found someone HER LAWYER! whenever taylor gets drunk the truth comes out and A LOT of truth. remember colorado and her talk with kim? exactly. I agree about the lawsuit bullshit, brandi doesn't have anything what are they really going to take from her?! adrienne & paul are really pieces of work. well now that they are divorced paul is on team brandi, like we didn't foresee that! for the first time mauricio jumps in. like really why is he SO concerned about this. KIM omg she did not just say that!! sober kim has some opinons! holy shit! my eyes just got HUGE. why the fuck is mauricio getting SO upset about this! good for brandi to be like shut the fuck up, I would have seen RED. who is he to defend them like this?! he shouldn't even be talking when everyone else in the room is standing behind brandi and agreeing with her. ps taylor needs to drink some water, maybe like 4 liters. why isn't kyle telling mauricio to shut up? is he serious, why would she need to call them after they serve her?! thank you KEN, way to make sense. "you don't have to listen to your attorney?" are you out of your fucking mind? I really like ken after this episode. you know who cares about selling stories ADRIENNE does! mauricio needs to shut his mouth. and who the fuck is that dude next to brandi he can shut the fuck up too.