EARTH TO STASSI: GET SOME HELP!!!

I'm sorry but princesses don't overdraft, they don't not have money, nor do they not have a car. stassi needs some thearpy & realize that she is THE problem. is she really shocked that guys break up with her and cheat on her?! what guy would put up with that shit?! she's a BITCH. and she's not even that pretty and trust me I'm not a hater I would say if she was. she's just okay/average and in LA average/okay gets you NOWHERE. omg scheana no one cares where you are from. scheana yes you do care what people think are you serious?! omg I JUST realized that is scheana's mom! LOL I thought it was one of the employees. how embarassing that jax lives with her and she pays all the bills. jax went and slept in his car?! he really is trying this justin bobby look. like I'm sorry but is stassi serious with her little tude?! does she think this is cute and how women act?! you aren't a good catch stassi and since you aren't even that cute I don't see good things for you in life. I'm still SO annoyed that bravo compared her to kristin cav! NOPE: stassi, a waitress that has no money or car. kristin, comes from a good family, is rich, and is gorgeous. sorry not much of a comparison to me. omg I LOVE their float!! ohhh kevin we HOOOOOO. I want to sit these kids down and tell them that they can do modeling/acting/singing as something on the side. they need to get serious and get real jobs and real educations. this show is not going to be their springboard and they really don't get that. it's very sad. jax being 33, he needs to get into a real profession. props to lisa supporting gay rights! I bet all the people there flocked to her! who wouldn't?! lisa is FABULOUS. lisa let them drink! why not?! what's the worst that could happen. stassi your relationship was never good. I now just pity stassi, she needs a lot of help. stassi the problem is YOU. I feel really bad for her now because she is going to just keep this horrible pattern. where is her mom? or maybe her real friends? not the girls from sur. I'm guessing stassi doesn't have any friends, male or female, I mean who the hell would put up with that bullshit. LOL ken!! take your shirt off. omg ken is driving!! I LOVE THEM!! the whole sunscreen on jax's back I mean they BOTH knew what was going to happen! but I don't think that scheana & jax care. those two ugly brunettes need to stay out of it. truth be told I would have fun working those fugly bitches up. aww hey lance bass!! I love that he is friends with all the housewives & bravo. thank you lisa for trying to help stassi but she is far gone. she will never understand. oh shut your ugly ass katie, their relationship is on thin ice. it was NEVER good and if memory serves me right they all said how awful their relationship is. jax has to pull stassi aside to talk because he wants her to keep paying his bills. let's all just be honest here. stassi is painfully insecure and it's just pathetic. I hope she is watching the show now and realizing/seeing herself in real life. is tom straight?? I mean really. wow he doesn't like to open his mail and his license got suspended. these kids are real winners. I'm sorry but tom is gay. there's no way that guy is straight. why is scheana even trying?! just keep poking at her and irritating her! that would be more fun. seriously find another word stassi, homewrecker is tired and the way you say it is weird. she ruined your day?! I mean are you kidding me? get some fucking help honey. jax is getting TRASHED. I mean obviously. who cares if he is drunk???? stassi I don't even have words for how crazy you are. like this is just not funny anymore I just feel pity for them. this whole parking lot scene is the most embarssing thing I've ever seen. even her eyes look crazy. dude he is driving?! there is no way bravo didn't intervene. well I hope they did :/