could eddie & tamra's booth be any smaller??

after seven seasons I still fucking hate those HUGE letters spelling C A L I E N T E on Vicki's kitchen island! tacky. is it just me or does Vicki look HORRIBLE this season?! sex does not look well on her. I know her love tank is full but it looks like the tank fell on her face. what I've noticed this season more is that Vicki is always in a fur vest. I know when I randomly cook in my kitchen I put on my best furs. she thinks the sex toys are gross?? Vicki who used to frequent sex clubs with Donn thinks sex toys are gross. OK Vicki. how awkward is that couple in the background? they are probably like oh fuck really? Heather did NOT like Alexis commenting on her bag, she put that far far away. I'm glad Alexis is admitting she is like Jillian more than Katie. I LOVE YOU HEATHER, okay I know I talked shit but I like that she is a strong woman and is like Alexis are you trippin???! does Alexis not rememeber the shit she says?! hmmm last year she, Gretchen, and Peggy all talked about sex over dinner and how she ties Jim up with his ties (um BARF) and bones him. HAHAHA omg I love that Heather sees Alexis for who she is :) sorry Slade but bad hair is every day for you. I want to be friends with Slade's mom. She's a cool bitch. How her son is Slade I don't know. he's a doucheface/TOTAL TOOL. is Slade for real with this?! like really? why would he embarass himself like that?! I feel bad. take it on TOUR??? Slade has for reals gone cuckoo. he has crazy eyes now. how did Slade go from season 1 with Jo to Season 7? losing money can really damage people I guess. he said he considered proposing to Gretchen last year. OK I just laughed SO hard! "she's your boss." the divorce is taking so long?? Simon has still not signed the papers? dude he needs to get on that. Eddie has definitely changed this season, he's a little creepier and seems to talk softly. I'm kind of surprised that Gretchen is having a reaction to the stuff Slade is compiling for his "show." is Gretchen serious in thinking he can't use the woman as his material when he has nothing else but the show?? I'm pretty sure Slade is now a cokehead. does anyone else notice that Slade touches his face a lot more?! his eyes look cray cray too. I feel SO bad for Slade already. this is just sad. NICE MAN BOOBS Jim. vomit. EWWW of course that gross chick Sarah is engaged to that creeper. I love how Heather bugs Alexis like SHE used to bug Peggy! what goes around comes around you cray cray bitch. this is hard to watch. I always get uncomfortable when people are awkward like that. if I were them I would just go home. I love fondue. there is other options other than CHEESE at fondue um HELLO. wow way to make the episode awkward Tamra. I feel like she and Eddie have made this dark turn this season. they are on the wrong show, maybe another world turns or another soap. be PREGNANT??? no I'm sorry. I CAN'T WATCH THIS!!! I'm so embarassed for Slade. Alexis was not serious, I think they edited something else she was talking about. Brianna always looks the same. cold sores are herpes Vicki. I think it's funny that Brianna was all ready to marry Colby and now she is like omg I would NEVER get married young. I think it's bizarre that Vicki says her children aren't ready for her to date. your children are in their late 20s, why would they care if she dated?? Slade's improv was the most uncomfortable thing EVER. like I would have had to leave the room if I was there. what is wrong with Brianna? is she serious? she would rather have her mom be unhappy and in a loveless marriage than happy with someone new. I wonder if Brianna is a little freak like her mom, probably, or maybe not who knows. Gretchen needs to break up with Slade. Tamra and Vicki have kept Slade from getting work?!!! W H A T???????? he did not just say that.

is Alexis the Taylor of OC?? we shall see....

nice outfit BOSS. perfect for a casual lunch for sure. she wants to get the negative out of her life so she is meeting Tamra? I'm not team Gretch in the least but this seems more about bravo pushing them together. Tamra DOES know the whole story Gretchen, that's the problem. she isn't trying to be the bigger person, she's trying to stay in the drama! SORRY I call it like it is. I love Vicki's house, I'm sad she's selling it. I'm not a fan of her stairs though. she and Donn have chosen for him to stay in the house because oh I don't know he doesn't have a job? oh he does have a job? plus Vicki must be in a little bit of a recession because she has never needed Donn to help pay the bills. I'm glad that Vicki is happy though, she seems so different now but let's see how the season turns out. I SOOO want to eat there!!! gorgeous. is it just me or have they all lost a lot of weight?! no I disagree Gretch, you're fucking annoying and FAKE. the way she treated Jeff and the lies she told, cough cough JAY. any questions on what I'm referring to just look it up! I wish Gretch had more meat on her bones like when she first was on the show! she was adorable! okay Tams I love you but this is some corny shit! any one over 4 years old shouldn't give friendship bracelets, it's weird. EWW the fact that Tamra would even consider being friends with Slade or getting along with him grosses me out. ANOTHER new house? bankruptcy bankruptcy bankruptcy. SOLD???? your house? hmmmm yeah no. the fact that they're whispering is just weird. I feel like Alexis is the Taylor Armstrong of OC. I mean right??? it's crazy that Jim can't do any of this shit on his own. she forgot to set the alarm for him??? as my friend Tiana says "is this real life?????" he can't set his own fucking alarm to wake up?! their home phone number was disconnected? IM SORRY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?! Simon walked away with 90% really? Tamra must really have a shitty fucking lawyer. is Vicki serious right now? of course she would have to pay alimony!!! if roles were reversed she would expect the same thing I mean COME ON! she talked about Gretchen and how she shouldn't marry/have kids with Slade because he can't pay child support and once she is a single mom she won't get any support. Heather is SO weird looking. I'm sorry but she looks like a bug. I have to start again about Tamra's settlement, how is she getting absolutely NO alimony?? granted I know she makes a lot from bravo and side deals but this just doesn't make any sense to me. MAYBE she married Eddie?? hmmmmm, we'll see. Heather really does live in newport coast, she has to, I believe her. ALEXIS does NOT nor did she ever. even though she claimed she did. Dr. Booty? is this a segment for porn? possibly. the fact that this is a NEWS segment is beyond hilarious. what the fuck?! that girl dressed as a nurse. fucking WEIRD. I know Alexis is trying, but this is sad. I've seen her on the news and she just needs to practice. UM what? katie couric compared to THIS? yeah no not even close. Heather is SO weird looking. looks like Heather has invested A LOT in her future already EEEEEEEK. I bet she looks more like a bug in person. oh really Heather you have NO IDEA who these women are LOL, at least try to fake it. AHHHHH LOVE that dig Tamra! especially the "real money" part. wait what did she break?? where did Alexis' nannies go?? hmmmm another odd development. these scenes of the "OC" look like they were taken from laguna beach. that dress is cute, for them. they kind of dress different, more like silly. I hate when people say they are a full time mom so they have no life outside of that. it gives women a bad name. I love how Peggy came right out swinging like yeah Alexis is fucking cray cray. what is Alexis talking about?? no one sees her side. wait a second, Alexis forgave herself for Jim not telling her?? my questions exactly like Tamra said WHY OR HOW did he date beautiful women EVER??? WOOF, double WOOF. nice friend Gretchen! EWWWWW Sarah how much have you already had? when is Heather NOT on her phone? does she think that is a good way to pose when the camera turns to her?! LOL okayyyyy. Sarah is disgusting, who is this girl? she is like alanis morisette 10 years ago. she is so dressed down too, ew dress up. I wonder if Donn hung out upstairs that night. I hope Alexis and Peggy brawl and throw each other in the pool.